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The A.R.P. headquarters were set up in a spare garage belonging to a local, well-respected family, whose home and extensive grounds bordered the far side of the Common. The 鈥榩ost鈥� at the 鈥楾he Heath鈥� became a second home for Dad, Ray and Bert, for after putting in regular nightly duties, they left at five o鈥檆lock in the morning to go straight out on the rounds. Some of the more serious-minded wardens did things strictly according to the book, for when entering the 鈥榩ost鈥� to start their duty stint they came smartly to attention, and with rigid salute, shouted 鈥淣umber one reporting for duty鈥�. Many of the others ambled in with a casual, 鈥渆venin鈥� 鈥楢rry, evenin鈥� Tom,鈥� approach. Each night three wardens, with a teenager acting as a 鈥榬unner鈥� formed a duty squad, while bunk beds, a kettle and a pack of cards seemed to serve the other main requirements. As time slipped by regular card schools played halfpenny nap, or solo, into the early hours, with an off-duty warden, or possibly a 鈥榩atrolling鈥� special constable, sitting in to make up the four. Another baker, not stuttering John, as it would have taken him too long to call, made up Dad and Bert鈥檚 quartet, and always brought a tray of iced cakes and meat pies to keep 鈥榬unner鈥� Ron quiet, and fully occupied. Unfortunately, Ron used to suffer mental spasms which caused him to 鈥榮tar-gaze鈥� with upturned eyes, as if hypnotized. His daily job entailed riding around the village on a trades bicycle, delivering groceries for a shop in the High Street, but when his eyes started to 鈥榞o鈥� in the middle of a run he became a hazard to himself, and to the public in general. Like the morning he ran into a wall of the disused gas-works when fully loaded, but getting up unhurt he was able to repack most of the scattered goods into his carrier, except the contents of a battered box of 鈥楩orce鈥�, broadcast far and wide. Apart from eating he displayed other talents on duty nights such as soldering. He went through a period when anything metal showing the slightest signs of being holed or cracked, soon felt the heat of Ron鈥檚 shaky soldering iron, and running out of casualties one night, he busied himself sticking darts into the kettle, so he could mend it.

With cooking facilities at a bare minimum, improvisation was essential to produce a meal of reasonable quality 鈥� and quantity. The solitary saucepan and kettle had all sorts of things cooked in them, in various ways. Such as the night Ray, also a 鈥榬unner鈥� and his 鈥榗rew鈥� decided to have poached eggs for supper. One at a time the eggs were lowered carefully into the boiling water, but the cooks stood baffled when they fused into a solid ball, with each person eventually receiving a cake-like wedge from the rubbery mass. Even war had its moments of light relief, which in most cases stemmed from an individuals conversation, or impulsive actions. It was a blustery January night when John, our stammering baker and warden, happened to be on a patrol during an alert. When from the inky blackness he heard someone approaching on a bicycle. Shining his torch, he barked 鈥� 鈥榓lt, who g鈥鈥oes there, friend or f鈥鈥oe? Getting no response, and by this time seeing the cyclist flash past, John threw his walking stick at the offender. Most times that stick would have sailed anywhere except near the target, but this particular night decided to jamb itself in the front wheel, throwing the rider in a somersault over his handlebars.
鈥淚鈥檒l give yer friend or foe if I git me 鈥榓nds of yer,鈥� bellowed the bleeding cyclist, scrambling to his feet, but John didn鈥檛 actually hear all the threat as he was in full flight before the unlucky rider hit the ground. Aided by half a gale blowing and a pitch-black night, john was able to shake off his pursuer, and thankfully collapse in a chair at the 鈥榩ost鈥�.

The siren was fixed high in a tree shading the ARP headquarters so when 鈥榓lert鈥� and 鈥榓ll clear鈥� signal came through, it was the duty warden鈥檚 job to switch on the wailing motor. Shortly after dark most evenings, an alarm was sounded to the throbbing engines of high flying enemy bombers, seeking objectives in the Midlands and further north. This same engine throb caused many a frightened glance between earthbound beings, and the inevitable question, 鈥淚s it one of ours?鈥� In early war years it became a regular feature of a duty warden鈥檚 evening to walk across the lawn from his 鈥榩ost鈥� to stand outside the huge gates that opened on to the Common. From here he looked towards London, to see the night sky lit up by reflections of wind-fanned fires ravaging our capital. Like the aurora borealis the angry glow billowed and ebbed, a frightening epitaph to those thousands of brave cockney souls.

On the common near the gates was a seat, and each night after the alert was given, a man walked from Lybury Lane to sit out the raid until the 鈥榓ll clear鈥�. Wardens passed comments on his regularity, for the huddled figure could be plainly seen in the moonlight. Whether he acted in this weird fashion for self-preservation or because he just wanted to be near some of the action, was never determined, but no matter what the weather he always turned up.

Ray joined up when I was still at school, after basic training he served in several parts of the European war zones. While fighting on the Italian front he made us very proud when being awarded the Military Medal for outstanding bravery. Later he was one of the fortunate few who managed to cross the Rhine safely in the retreat from Arnhem, and I shall never forget the excitement and relief on Dad鈥檚 face, or the tears trickling down Mum鈥檚 ruddy features, when a telegram arrived informing them of his safety. Just two weeks before we had stood opened mouthed outside the farm, as hundred of aeroplanes towing gliders passed over Redbourn; so obviously an invasion force 鈥� but for where? That fortnight of anxious waiting, together with hearing news bulletins giving facts of an unsuccessful mission, seemed like a lifetime.

With their kin risking life and limb on various war fronts, locals at first received German and Italian prisoners of war in their midst with some apprehension. When the first parties arrived on our farms to work side by side with our rustic old diehards, it seemed an almost unacceptable state of affairs. It was bad enough when young Land Army girls came to contribute their efforts to grow our food, but this latest move was tantamount to insanity as far as veteran farm workers were concerned. In time, of course, the three bodies leaned to co-operate with each other, with many of the new labourers proving extremely conscientious workers; even the doubters recognised this attribute in them. When Dad came home from making a teatime pick up one day, he was plainly fretful. 鈥淚 don鈥檛 like the look of 鈥榠m,鈥� he said, referring to Kurt, a German prisoner who had started work there that morning. After he has helped with the milking for a month or two we got to know him quite well, his frequent wide smile revealing a huge mouth with gappy, gravestone teeth. Being well over six feet tall his cavernous mouth and bulbous eyes were quite in keeping with his massive frame, but he conversed quietly with a rich German accent when telling us he had served in a U boat: we couldn鈥檛 puzzle out how he managed to move about freely in such a confined space. One afternoon we saw the other side of this gentle giant鈥檚 personality when a spanner slipped from a tight nut, causing him to knock his knuckles, and with one sudden movement and a selection of Prussian swear words, he whipped it up to hurl it through the side of a stout boarded shed. Eventually marrying a farmer鈥檚 daughter, Kurt decided he would like to settle down to our way of life, and still lives in St. Albans.

There must have been something a little bit special about a village existence that appealed to these war time 鈥榠mmigrants鈥�, for after hostilities ceased several evacuee families stayed here to spread their roots, and became a welcome cog in our small community. When one large family of brothers and sisters had been evacuated here for a few days, their eldest brother instructed them not to touch a drink called milk 鈥� it could kill them! The father of another household was a typical cockney character, but although partially crippled he seldom complained of his disability. I used to call at their home each day with milk, to find the milk money lying by unwashed empties on a table inside the back door. Just opposite, a line of rabbit hutches seeped rich-coloured juices, and like the empty bottles, they weren鈥檛 cleaned out as often as they should have been, so when the family鈥檚 Sunday breakfast included kippers, the stench was quite overpowering. Their landlord had to repair the kitchen floorboards after a short time 鈥� replace would be a more apt description, as they had been burned for kindling wood.

The old chap used to get talking to Bert in the shop, and one afternoon told him he had started shoe repairing, but found it difficult to acquire suitable leather. In order to mend soles and heels he asked Bert to bring home all the old harness we had at the farm. We managed to find him a few odd strands from worn saddles and collars , but I dread to think what the repairs looked like when finished. This occupation didn鈥檛 last long as it appeared more pairs of shoes were ruined than he repaired, and it was then he decided toy making would be an easier way to enhance his meagre income. Bert sensibly declined the wood-workers request for him to sell the toys in his shop, but the crafty old beggar somehow talked another shopkeeper into trying to retail such shoddy goods. Sketchily painted in gaudy colours the toys were compromised of crude, basic shapes, and in deedy tones he told Bert how orders were pouring in, often sounding like a Man from the Ministry when that very morning he received an order for two dozen destroyers, by next Wednesday. Of course, as the novelty wore off and the orders dropped off, our toymaker became very irritable with awkward customers, especially when they changed their minds. Stamping into Bert鈥檚 shop one day he angrily slammed on the counter a parcel he had been carrying under his arm, and ripping open the brown paper revealed, what could best be described as a block of wood on wheels. 鈥渓ook a鈥檛hat, Bert,鈥� he spluttered, catching is pipe. 鈥淚鈥檝e gotta change that milk float into a bleedin鈥� battleship.鈥� Although this old rascal and his wife passed peacefully away many years ago, their two sons still live in the village, one with a healthy brood.

Peace came to the world in two phases, the capitulation of Germany providing the first. During that week people laughed again, pinched faces mapped in lines of worry, were now wreathed in carefree smiles. Complete strangers shook hands or passed the time of day, and Union Jacks were brought down from attics and hung at windows, or draped along walls. Dad was one of a group of villagers who organised an afternoon of races and games for the children, on the outfield of our cricket ground. As if ordered, the sun shone on a scene of excited parents and youngsters, for everybody intended to relax and enjoy this very special occasion, and to give the day a touch of variety, a few races were run for mums and dads. In one of dad鈥檚 races each contestant was asked to remove his shoes, which were taken to the end of the course and shuffled into a heap. Racing to the pile each runner had to sort out and put on his shoes, but not until they were laced up he could return to the start. Taking part was a local cobbler who possessed one leg a good twelve inches shorter than the other, but on handing his odd shaped boots to an 鈥榦fficial鈥� he laughed as loud as the rest at the 鈥榡oke鈥�.

Needless to say, the fair-natured cripple was left hopelessly behind all the rest, and his cause was not helped when the first man to reach the heap of shoes grabbed his enormous boot and hurled it thirty yards further on. Eventually the cobbler retrieved his footwear, but it took him 10 minutes to lace it up, and it was to much back slapping this good sport stumbled over the tape. Sitting on the grass, while wiping away his tears of laughter, he summed up everyone鈥檚 feelings on that memorable afternoon when whispering to Dad, 鈥淚 鈥榓ven鈥檛 enjoyed anything like this for a long time, Martin.鈥�

Phase two was VJ day, but it wasn鈥檛 received with such spontaneous celebrations, possibly because we had tasted the joys of peace already. Children welcomed an 鈥榚xtra鈥� Guy Fawkes night to build bonfires on the Common, and Union Jacks reappeared to mark another historic moment. Outside pubs in the high street people sang and danced, glad of another chance to let themselves go. That night, when word got round that a rocket had set fire to the thatched roof of the Chequers pub near the railway, I remember running through our back field to watch the blaze from a bridge nearby. Manfully firemen toiled to stem the inferno, but were left helpless as the roof suddenly caved in, erupting in a shower of sparks far into the night sky. It was sad to see the gutted shell next morning, but after feverish activity by competent builders new timbered building, with its new thatch, looked very smart.

Not long after this calamity Ray was demobbed, returning home to take over his milk rounds, so hurriedly left a few years earlier. With Ray back in harness, so to speak, we accepted the war was really over, and we could now settle down to a more tranquil existence.

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