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I was awalking home one day when hitler and his young scallywag friends came a driving past me, in there big black monster of a contraption. They honked at me and stopped, a big lad probably all of 6 ft got out and came over to me. I trembled were i stood and looked at the cold hard ground beneath me.
" oy young un?"
"y..yes sir?"
" hitler says you look mighty tasty!!"
"ummm......"
"and hes a asking you if you wanna come home with him tonight? you'd get a nice large ration of food and money for your poor hard working mother"
" i ummm.... how much?"
" my your a brazen young chappie!!! But i'll tell you this,if your good, hitler is mighty generous!!"
" well okay then, but just for mummy, it's bin a long cold winter you know!!"
so i hopped into that black machine, and never saw the subltle light of youth again!!

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