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The 鈥淧earl鈥� Table-Lamps

The 鈥淏ristol squad鈥� aboard the Asdic Trawler HMS 鈥淧earl鈥� formed a syndicate making very nice brass table-lamps. Ron Holbrook (HSD) had discovered that an Oerlikon shell was the same diameter as the fuze which screwed into the base of a
4鈥� cordite case. 鈥淕em鈥� Class Asdic Trawlers had a 4鈥� gun instead of the more usual 12-pounder, and whenever this gun was fired we went into operation.
Claridge (SD), young and strong, cut the base of the brass cordite case off with a hacksaw - no easy task. I then took it on watch with me and, during quiet times, rubbed away for hours on end with emery cloth and 鈥淏luebell鈥� till it was clean and shining.
Holbrook did the technical bits, brazing the screwed base of the fuze onto the bottom of an Oerlikon shell and, after screwing it into place, a brass lamp-holder onto the top. We used complete Oerlikon shells - the incendiary ones, because it was safer digging out the contents of these with a screwdriver than doing the same thing with the high-explosive ones. The result was a very attractive, heavy brass lamp, which we sold at 拢3 each - a lot of money in 1943. I still have two of them, one at my bedside now. (2005).
Our greatest problem was in getting the cordite cases. Unlike in John Wayne films, we didn鈥檛 spend our time in furious combat with the enemy. When E-boats did turn up, you weren鈥檛 likely even to see them, much less get a proper shot at one, and much the same applied to air attacks, which were usually by very fast, low-flying, fighter-bombers. So we had a waiting-list, and whenever we did let fly with the 4鈥�, somebody would shout 鈥淭hat鈥檚 mine !鈥�, and woe betide the gunner who let a case roll over the side.
We sometimes got 12-pounder cases from other trawlers and made table cigarette-lighters, with cut 路5 cartridge-cases brazed onto the rims, but it was the brass lamp production that really mattered and we made about 30 in all.
We also nearly killed ourselves - and everyone else !
The brazing job was done when we were tied up at No.8 Wharf in Plymouth, usually alongside two other trawlers. We worked in Ron鈥檚 Asdic Flat, a small compartment off the mess-deck, where charging batteries sizzled, and a big 鈥淣o Smoking鈥� notice hung on the door. We didn鈥檛 smoke - but we did use a Primus blow-lamp.

It was an old-pattern one, 鈥渟traight up鈥�, instead of the usual angled jet. One evening, it needed re-filling and re-lighting. Ron pumped it up, lit the meths pre-heater, but then turned on the paraffin too soon. A jet of flaming oil soared into the air, fell onto the deck and ran across it. (All 鈥淧earl鈥檚鈥� decks were wooden, not steel.) Worse still, it trickled down around the edges of a large trap-door. This led to the spirit-locker directly below, containing the rum, and cans of petrol - and was next to the magazine ! The trap-door was, of course, padlocked, and the key was in the Wardroom.
I鈥檝e never been so frightened in my life - none of us had. There was no point in running down to the Wardroom for the key - there wouldn鈥檛 be time if she was going to blow, and we鈥檇 all be on serious charges if she didn鈥檛.

We poured sand down through the edges of the trap-door and literally held our breaths. Obviously nothing did happen, but it was a very long five minutes before we felt safe again. 鈥淢ysterious explosion in Plymouth - three trawlers lost鈥� was the headline that DIDN'T appear. In the adjoining mess-deck the watch aboard was reading, playing dominoes, mending clothes, all blissfully unaware - and we certainly weren鈥檛 going to tell them.

I did, eventually - 45 years later at a Crew Reunion !

Production halted for a while, and when it re-started, it was with GREAT care.

LT/JX 358728 A.J.Yeatman O/Tel.
HMS 鈥淧earl鈥� 1943-鈥�44-鈥�45

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