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My Father's Pig

by John_S_M

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John_S_M
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Dr EW Malcomson
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A1954992
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03 November 2003

During the war my father was doctor in rural Herefordshire.
One morning during surgery he received a telephone call from a pig farmer patient, who asked him to call as soon as surgery was finished. Concerned at the possibility of an emergency, my father suggested he come straight away. The patient said no, but he should come as soon as morning surgery was finished, then added it was not a medical matter.
My father did as he had been asked, and arrived at the patient鈥檚 small farm.
鈥淚鈥檝e got a bit of a problem doctor,鈥 the man said. 鈥淚 had a licence to slaughter a pig, but we had a bit of an accident, and somehow two pigs died.鈥
My father knew only too well the farmer had done what was known as slaughtering two pigs on one squeal.
The man continued, 鈥 My brother-in-law is a special constable, and he telephoned to say they were on their way to inspect our premises, so I鈥檝e got to get the second carcass away from here. Pop it in your car and get rid of it.鈥
鈥淗ow much do you want for it?鈥 my father asked.
鈥淣othing. Just get it off the premises before the police turn up.鈥
The two of them heaved it into the boot of the Alvis, and as my father drove up the lane the police were on their way down.
My father made only his planned house calls, but after seeing each patient, he asked the relatives, 鈥淲ould you like some pig?鈥
The answer was invariably 鈥淵es,鈥 followed by, 鈥淗ow much do you want for it?鈥
鈥淧ay what you think it鈥檚 worth,鈥 my father would say.
After the end of his morning round, my father arrived home with less than a quarter of the carcass.
Next time he was in the vicinity, my father dropped in on the pig farmer and handed him the bundle of cash he had received for the pig.
The farmer was very surprised to receive anything, then looked at what he had got.
鈥淕ood god, doctor,鈥 he exclaimed. 鈥淭hat鈥檚 a lot more than I could have got. Fancy going into business with me?鈥

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Message 1 - Fathers Pig

Posted on: 03 November 2003 by Frank Mee Researcher 241911

Hello John,
Thank you for a good laugh and the return of memory's. We too kept pigs and even as a boy in my early years remember the two pigs one squeal.
We were allowed to kill two per year for our own use and two went to the government slaughter house so I always wondered why we kept a minimum of six and often eight of the piglets from the old farrow sow.
In our case the local bobby was in on the act often coming up with Tommy Hutchinson the local butcher who killed and dressed our pigs. He has been known to go in Mums kitchen saying look after my tunic and hat Gladys while I give a hand, That was of course Mums signal to put on more tea and more scones in the oven to eat with real farm butter and home made jam, that bobby knew where his scones were buttered.
I might mention for those people who think all bacon and ham comes ready wrapped from the Supermarket that my Fathers pigs lived the life of Riley in what was for those times the local pig Ritz. They had brick built sty's with raised beds made of wood and covered with clean fresh straw, (Pigs are very clean animals and will not mess their own beds if treated properly). Dad loved his pigs and they fed on the best, he would not use the government issue waste food compound or fish meal. They got fresh vegetable boiled in their own boiler (my job) mixed with corn or corn meal, Lemon Curd Waste from Pumfrey's jam factory and the waste cake and bread from Sparks bakery factory. Every one said Dad had the best bacon and ham in the area. We stood for hours salting sides and hams when newly killed, then I went to bed down a passage where sides of bacon and hams hung on hooks in the high vaulted ceiling. Needless to say I never went to school in all those years without a breakfast of bacon inside me, having reached the age of 74 I often wonder what the food fadists would have to say about that as it was always with fried bread and anything else in season we could fry.
I had a couple of bad illnesses early in the war and Mum would say we have to have the Half Crown Doctor because that was the cost of a visit though our doctor often called in and waived the fee. Come Christmas Dad would have a goose for the doctor which was probably how he really got paid. I also saw him get small packets of bacon on odd occasions too so in days of make do with what you had it evened itself out.
There were many more funny and happy memories during the war than miserable ones but people today cannot understand how that could be, war is hell, true, but if you did not laugh at times it would have been the madhouse.
Regards Frank Mee.

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