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"ITMA"
- No.5
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Announcer.
"IT'S THAT MAN AGAIN"!
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(Band
"It's that man again)
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| CHORUS. |
It's
that man again, |
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Yes,
that man again, |
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Yes,
sir, Tommy Handley is here. |
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| ANNOUNCER. |
He's
here alright, and ready to cope with any trouble - |
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And
there's bound to be lots of it. |
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Mother's
pride and joy, |
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Mrs
Handley's boy, |
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Oh,
it's useless to complain. |
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When
trouble's brewing, it's his doing, |
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That
man - that man again. |
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| FRED.
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Pray,
scilence for his Nit-wit the Mayor! |
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(Applause)
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| TOM. |
Hello
folks - I'm back in my Mayor's |
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parlour
- up to my usual palour games. I introduced one or two of
them to the council last week. We were going to play organs
and lemons, , but as we were all over seven and one of us
over the eight, we played carrots and turnips instead. What
with the potatoes in my socks and the leeks in the roof, I
can only describe the result as stupendous! And then we played
"Tiddley-Winks" with the lady councillors - they
supplied the tiddley and I supplied the winks. After that
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(Door
Opens)
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| SYDNEY. |
Boss,
boss - you'll have to call the police |
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| TOM. |
I've
called them every name I can think of - |
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| SYDNEY. |
No
- no - I mean you gotta call 'em out - |
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| TOM. |
What!
Before closing time? I can't - |
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they're on pint duty! |
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| SYDNEY.
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But
boss - all them crooks you let out of |
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quad
last
week is shooting up the town - they're all over the place.
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| TOM.
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They
can't be worse than the crooks on |
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the
council. |
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| SYDNEY. |
An
boss, the whole town's goin' to rack |
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and
ruin. |
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| TOM. |
Rack
and ruin? Are they still on at the |
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Empire?
Ring up my lawyer, he'll get them off. |
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| SIDNEY. |
I'm
telling you boss - if you won't clean |
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up
this town, then me my buddie and me'll clean it up for ya! |
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| TOM.
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Go
to it Sam. You can have my bucket |
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and
shovel. |
