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Little Britain series three
Starts Thursday 17 November at 9.00pm on ´óÏó´«Ã½ ONE
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... And some faces that need no introduction
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Bubbles
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Hello daaahhlings! She's back, she's bigger than ever, and she's booked in a for a fondue facial at noon.
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Still running up bills larger than her backside at the Hill Grange Health Farm, Bubbles is content with not only expanding her own considerable size, but also that of her absent husband's credit rating.
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Imagine the horror, however, when the not-so-absent Roman (Rob Brydon) turns up at the club with some pretty heavyweight competition in tow! Ìý
Carol
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Carol has moved on from her career in turning down everyone for financial aid at the local bank.
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She is now delivering her very own unique brand of customer service at a travel agent's in the new town of Spongebob Squarepants.
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She's happy to discuss a possible destination with you, as well as run through all the deals available to any potential traveller.
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Just don't expect to be able to book a vegetarian meal for one. Why? Computer says no.
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Dafydd – the only gay in the village
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Everyone's favourite gay Welshman is back and he's gay, okay, so just get with the programme!
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Being the only gay, he continues in his fight for gay rights, this time standing in the local bi-election (it's for gays and straights too, just so we're clear) as the representative for The Gay Rights for Gays party.
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And proving that sex and politics always go hand in hand, he embarks on a new career as a rent boy.
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Needless to say, he's quite a hit down the local mine.
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Vicky Pollard
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Everyone's favourite bad girl is back. Yeah, but no, but yeah, the teen bad dream that everyone loves to love is still the biggest, and well, the biggest delinquent on the council block.
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Splitting her time between like, six kids from seven different blokes, and, well like a go in the local call centre, and plus this whole totally fake exposé in the News of the World or summin, she is well the baddest ASBO in town and that.
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But then there's like, this whole other thing or summin or nuffin as well.
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Emily and Florence – the rubbish transvestites
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Emily and Florence are back in all their finery and are still determined to prove once more how very ladylike they are.
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Ignoring the small issue of uncontrollable facial hair, square jaws, and low speaking voices, you would never guess that what lies beneath those crinolines isn't quite as ladylike as one might first have thought.
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Lou & Andy
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It's all still a big kerfuffle for Lou, looking after Andy's every need.
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There's a trip to the air show to organise, an unscheduled game of rugby to play, and a rather wet and wild trip to the local aquarium to contend with.
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On top of everything else, Lou receives some sad news which means he has to leave Andy in the hands of new carer, Mrs Mead (Imelda Staunton).
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Needless to say, Lou doesn't like it.
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Marjorie Dawes & the Fat Fighters
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As Marjorie Dawes returns with some more key dieting tips for her class, she takes the term 'cruel to be kind' to another level.
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Mean-spirited Marjorie delights in pointing out all their dietary faults whilst simultaneously ignoring her own.
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Never one to enjoy others' happiness or success, Pat and Paul's surprise announcement serves only to give her fresh ammunition with which to inflict even more pain and misery.
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However, a mishap at the local tanning salon gives her class a brief respite from the verbal onslaught and an opportunity to fight back. The future's bright, the future's orange…
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Michael and Sebastian
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The life of the PM is very hard work. Not only do you have the complexities of foreign policy to deal with and Prime Minister's Questions to face, but all this has to be done whilst having to fending off the amorous advances of your aide.
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Following a moving rendition of Christina Aguilera's 'Beautiful' in the House of Commons chamber, it seems that Sebastian's secret love it is not so secret anymore… not that it ever really was, to be honest!
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