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Widely rated as Britain's sharpest impressionist, Scottish comedian Rory is known for his unique brand of comedy and biting satire which has sustained a career in radio and television for over 25 years. As well as his Channel Four series Bremner, Bird and Fortune, he has also presented series for Radio 4 and ´óÏó´«Ã½ Four. With over 100 impersonations to his name, ranging from Tony Blair to Mohamed Al-Fayed, how will he fare on the dancefloor when he is stripped down to his dancing talents?

What made you decide to take part in Strictly?

What's not to like? It's one of the best things the ´óÏó´«Ã½ does, a brilliantly made programme and a great opportunity to learn a skill we'd all secretly love to have. It's an invitation to one of the best parties on television; they always get an interesting cross-section of people. Everyone I've spoken to who's been involved with Strictly has thoroughly enjoyed the experience. It fits nicely with my mid-life crisis and offers fitness, a unique experience and all the fake tan you can ask for. Yay!

What are you looking for from your professional partner?

Patience, tolerance, a sense of humour, good teeth, excellent personal hygiene, a low centre of gravity, own transport, willing to babysit and clean at weekends.

You're famous for doing impressions of other people - will you employ any of these techniques on the show, taking off any of the dancing greats like Fred Astaire?

I might have to. If I can't be a dancer I'll have to imitate one. At the moment I'm at the John Sergeant level. Mind you he was very entertaining. I've got Brucie taped and Bruno, Len and Craig look do-able. But I'll probably be saving the impressions for when I need them, i.e. when the dancing's hopeless.

What preparations have you done so far?

I've bought a Fred Astaire video and I may go to see Billy Elliott. And I've bought lycra, earmuffs and skates. That's the thing isn't it? I've also had half a dozen gym sessions with a mad Brummie trainer lady in the Scottish borders. I can now touch my toes and talk like Adrian Chiles. My will is up to date and I've increased my insurance premium.