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England's Worst Ever Football Team

A light-hearted quest to reveal the worst England team of all time, using a mix of archive footage and talking heads including Neil 'Razor' Ruddock and Mark Lawrenson.

A quest to reveal the worst England team of all time. Through a mix of archive footage and talking heads, including Neil 'Razor' Ruddock and Mark Lawrenson, the show is a light-hearted yet somewhat heated debate over who should win a place on the shamed team. No-one is safe, as the criteria are not just based on blunders on the pitch but also dodgy haircuts and misdemeanours that occurred in nightclubs and recording studios.

1 hour, 30 minutes

Last on

Sat 8 Dec 2012 19:00
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Music Played

  • Little Matador

    Boom Boom

  • Macklemore and Ryan Lewis ft. Wanz

    Thrift Shop

  • Mungo Jerry

    In the Summertime

  • Alien Ant Farm

    Smooth Criminal

  • Sweet

    Blockbuster

  • A Tribe Called Quest

    Can I Kick IT

  • blink-182

    All the Small Things

  • Lady Gaga

    The Edge of Glory

  • Eminem

    Lose Yourself

  • Frankie Goes to Hollywood

    Two Tribes

  • Max Bygraves

    You Need Hands

  • Tinie Tempah ft. Labyrinth

    Lover Not a Fighter

  • CHVRCHES

    We Sink

  • Katy Perry

    Roar

  • Benny Benassi

    Satisfaction

  • Miley Cyrus

    Wrecking Ball

  • The 2 Live Crew

    Shake a Lil' Something

  • Aloe Blacc

    The Man

  • Battles

    Atlas

  • Mark Ayres

    The Terminator Theme

  • Maroon 5

    Moves Like Jagger (feat. Christina Aguilera)

  • PSY

    Gangnam Style

  • Landscape

    Einstein a Go Go

  • Audio Bullys ft. Nancy Sinatra

    Shot You Down

  • Geoff Love & His Orchestra

    Theme from Where Eagles Dare

  • Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds

    Everybody's On The Run

  • Oasis

    Champagne Supernova

  • Vinnie Jones and the Soul Survivors

    Wooly Bully

  • Manic Street Preachers

    If You Tolerate This Your Children Will Be Next

  • Elton John

    Saturday Night's Alright (for Fighting)

  • London Philharmonic Orchestra

    Enigma Variations, Opus 36, Nimrod

  • Bastille

    Pompeii

  • John Newman

    Love Me Again

  • Cheryl

    Call My Name

  • Otto Knows

    Million Voices

  • Dennis Waterman

    I Could Be So Good For You

  • Michael Ball

    Love Changes Everything聽

  • Erasure

    A Little Respect

  • 搁耻苍鈥怐.惭.颁. vs Jason Nevins

    It's Like That

  • Status Quo

    Down Down

  • 惭辞迟枚谤丑别补诲

    Over the Top

  • 2 Unlimited

    No Limit

  • Girls Aloud

    Something Kinda Oooh

  • Arctic Monkeys

    Do I Wanna Know?

  • Adamski

    Killer

  • Beastie Boys

    Sabotage

  • Labyrinth ft. Tinie Tempah

    Earthquake

  • ABBA

    The Winner Takes it All

  • New York Philharmonic

    Ride of the Valkyries

  • Public Enemy

    The Hype

  • Take That

    Patience

  • The Cure

    Why Can't I Be You

  • Five

    Everybody Get Up

  • Justin Timberlake

    Mirrors

  • D:Ream

    Things Can Only Get Better

  • Taio Cruz ft. Kesha

    Dirty Picture

  • Daft Punk

    One More Time

  • Hot Chip

    Over and Over

  • Cher

    If Only I Could Turn Back Time

  • Gotye

    Somebody That I Used To Know (feat. Kimbra)

  • Dizzee Rascal & Armand van Helden

    Bonkers

  • Mark Morrison

    Return of the Mack

  • Twisted Sister

    We're Not Gonna Take It

  • S茅rgio Mendes & Brasil 鈥�66

    Mas Que Nada

Credits

Executive Producer Will Daws
Producer Kevin Hylands
Director Kevin Hylands

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