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England's Worst Ever Football Team

Working from the original Worst England XI first assembled in 2010, the programme re-examines the evidence to see if this line-up was conclusive or if new players make the team.

It's the return of England's Worst Ever Football Team.

Working from the original XI first assembled in 2010, the programme re-examines the evidence to see if this line-up was conclusive or whether there has been a late charge from those who have donned the famous white shirt in the last four years. Or did the first show overlook some previous evidence for inclusion that if brought to light could condemn some new unfortunate and book them a place on the definitive roll of shame?

Working through from goalkeepers, defenders, midfielders to strikers, England's Worst Ever Football Team is determined to leave no football stone unturned to unearth the worst national football team England has to offer.

1 hour

Last on

Sun 12 Oct 2014 02:35
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Music Played

  • Little Matador

    Boom Boom

  • Macklemore & Ryan Lewis

    Thrift Shop (feat. 奥盲苍锄)

  • Mungo Jerry

    In the Summertime

  • Alien Ant Farm

    Smooth Criminal

  • Sweet

    Blockbuster

  • A Tribe Called Quest

    Can I Kick IT

  • blink-182

    All the Small Things

  • Lady Gaga

    The Edge of Glory

  • Eminem

    Lose Yourself

  • Frankie Goes to Hollywood

    Two Tribes

  • Max Bygraves

    You Need Hands

  • Tinie Tempah

    Lover Not a Fighter (feat. Labyrinth)

  • CHVRCHES

    We Sink

  • Katy Perry

    Roar

  • Benny Benassi

    Satisfaction

  • Miley Cyrus

    Wrecking Ball

  • The 2 Live Crew

    Shake a Lil' Something

  • Aloe Blacc

    The Man

  • Battles

    Atlas

  • Mark Ayres

    The Terminator Theme

  • Maroon 5

    Moves Like Jagger (feat. Christina Aguilera)

  • PSY

    Gangnam Style

  • Landscape

    Einstein a Go Go

  • Audio Bullys

    Shot You Down (feat. Nancy Sinatra)

  • Geoff Love & His Orchestra

    Theme from Where Eagles Dare

  • Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds

    Everybody's On The Run

  • Oasis

    Champagne Supernova

  • Vinnie Jones & The Soul Survivors

    Wooly Bully

  • Manic Street Preachers

    If You Tolerate This Your Children Will Be Next

  • Elton John

    Saturday Night's Alright (for Fighting)

  • London Philharmonic Orchestra

    Enigma Variations, Opus 36, Nimrod

  • Bastille

    Pompeii

  • John Newman

    Love Me Again

  • Cheryl

    Call My Name

  • Otto Knows

    Million Voices

  • Dennis Waterman

    I Could Be So Good For You

  • Michael Ball

    Love Changes Everything聽

  • Erasure

    A Little Respect

  • 搁耻苍鈥怐.惭.颁. vs Jason Nevins

    It's Like That

  • Status Quo

    Down Down

  • 惭辞迟枚谤丑别补诲

    Over the Top

  • 2 Unlimited

    No Limit

  • Girls Aloud

    Something Kinda Oooh

  • Arctic Monkeys

    Do I Wanna Know?

  • Adamski

    Killer

  • Beastie Boys

    Sabotage

  • Labyrinth

    Earthquake (feat. Tinie Tempah)

  • ABBA

    The Winner Takes it All

  • New York Philharmonic

    Ride of the Valkyries

  • Public Enemy

    The Hype

  • Take That

    Patience

  • The Cure

    Why Can't I Be You

  • Five

    Everybody Get Up

  • Justin Timberlake

    Mirrors

  • D:Ream

    Things Can Only Get Better

  • Taio Cruz

    Dirty Picture (feat. Kesha)

  • Daft Punk

    One More Time

  • Hot Chip

    Over and Over

  • Cher

    If Only I Could Turn Back Time

  • Gotye

    Somebody That I Used To Know (feat. Kimbra)

  • Dizzee Rascal & Armand van Helden

    Bonkers

  • Mark Morrison

    Return of the Mack

  • Twisted Sister

    We're Not Gonna Take It

  • S茅rgio Mendes & Brasil 鈥�66

    Mas Que Nada

Credits

Executive Producer Will Daws
Producer Kevin Hylands
Director Kevin Hylands

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