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Nine and a Half Months Later
by Marmalade Drizzle

calendarSome speculation, from the Fantasy Archers topic of .

Come on Helen you can do it

No … I … can't ...

Yes you can - remember the preparation exercises you were taught.

But they are [puff] nothing like what I'm ... going through now!

But you really wanted this! You did all the research.

But I [puff] didn't know [pant] it would hurt so much.

Well there's no turning back now. Come on just a bit more. You're nearly there!

Oh how much ... longer?

Not long now, I can see the crown.

It's [pant] ok for you to {puff} talk…

Come on one more big push. It will be so worth it - trust me!

Trust you? [puff] I never want to see you {pant} again. Let alone [pant] trust you ... Aarrrrggghhhh! [short pause] Oh wow! It's soooo beautiful!

I told you it would be! Now wasn't that worth it?

Oh it sure was. I didn't think I would ever persuade you to take me along the Pennine Way, Harry, but I'm so glad you did! The view is so worth it, although the crown of that last hill nearly finished me off.

[laughs] Well I didn't think you'd be fit enough but at least those months of training took your mind off that baby nonsense.

Oh thank goodness it did! I don't know what I was thinking!

And that daft mother of yours encouraging you - she should have known better!

At least I met you. Now we have each other ...

[dum de dum de dum de dum]

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