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Silent Episode
by Sixties Relic

gagged manSilent in the sense of no speaking, anyway, in this inventive contribution to the Fantasy Archers topic of .

SCENE 1 Lakey Hill

SFX1: Lambs frolicking on Lakey Hill. Baaing and frolicking noises.
SFX2: Usha runs by. Running and panting sounds.
SFX3: Shotgun fires. Running stops.
SFX4: Footsteps running away
SFX5: Car door slams, engine starts, car drives off.

SCENE 2 Tom's piggery

SFX1: Pigs grunting
SFX2: Sound of Boar escaping
SFX3: Sound of trotters making a dash for it.

SCENE 3: Lakey Hill

SFX1: Carrion crows crowing
SFX2: Horses hooves cantering
SFX3: Gasping noise
SFX4: Sound of someone dialling 999

SCENE 4: Neil's piggery

SFX1: Contented female pig grunting noises
SFX2: Fast trotting boar sounds
SFX3: Boar jumping over wall into piggery noises
SFX4: Excited, ecstatic two pigs have a wonderful lustful time noises (slow fade)

SCENE 5: Lakey Hill

SFX 1: Ambulance siren in distance
SFX2: Ambulance siren closer
SFX3: Sound of ambulance men struggling up hill. (Lapwings and other birdsong in background.)

SCENE 6: The Stables

SFX1: Sound of car arriving
SFX2: Sound of car door opening and closing
SFX3: Footsteps into house
SFX4: Ambulance speeding by, sirens sounding
SFX5: Sound of congratulatory gin and tonic being poured.

THE END

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