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For the second year running Albert Ross has got the Fank dates and venue wrong. The Times reports that he is looking for a mate on Sula Sgeir fo the third year running. Why can't he follow instructions? His elder brother, Jonathan and his father, the bandleader, Edmundo, were never this stupid.
Anyway the stupidity of said Albert in on p29 of the Times for all to see. How humilating for the Ross clan.
Chrissie Mary is going to put him out of his misery by hitching a lift with the Ness lads in the summer when they go for the guga. Then she will tempt him back to Skigersta with all her 'wiles of Eve'. That'll teach the stupid man if he can hang about till then.

I'd like to meet Annie B, B of B and F Cat just to show I'm not tetchy and Lerwick Trevor to explain what a lucky escape he had.
And I've an ercol ash tray to show TWS .