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I have been following diamondbigdod's blog as best I can and if I've understood it correctly, Trondra is sending a turnip on tour. Of course the England football team did this some years ago but I find it a worry that the Western Isles might be upstaged by our Northern cousins.
So last Thursday I nipped down to London to see Simon Cowell's people The upshot is that Lewis is to be at the forefront of the next tranche of reality tv formats.
First off 'Neep Idol' is set to upstage its northern competition.
Then, since we have the best laying hens in Ness, it will host a new programme,
'The Eggs Factor'. Cowell's people are also very keen on our 'Strictly Come Cummunions' and 'Any dram will do' formats. And we've also registered 'The Weakest Drink' for the teatotal audience and Cowell reckons it will sell well in the American Bible Belt ( which Donald thought was an item of clothing up to this point).
So come next fank time, the North of Lewis will be awash with single film crew members and the Cross Inn will be an extension of the Groucho Club.
Chrissie Mary is ordering the body scrubs and rejuvenating cremes as we speak