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16 October 2014

calumannabel


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Annie B needs our help.

Annie B has been on a cultural exchange between Ness and Wdest Yorkshire and has incurred the wrath of the ruling parties by naming a bear Pudsey in a Celtic Studies class she was taking. The 大象传媒 British Board of Censors has arrested her and she is charged with both naming the bear, Pudsey, and imitating it in a photograph on a recent blog where she appeared swathed in bandages. The British consul, Willie Eckerslike, has visited Annie in prison and is making representations on her behalf. If found guilty Annie faces the prospect of 40 lashes on market day in Hebden Bridge or a trip to the set of Emmerdale, both grim prospects in these so called civilised times. Please register your support on the Fair Trials of Broads Website or with AnnieB International.
Posted on calumannabel at 10:31

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Can Annie-B. be unbandaged before the 40 lashes, so that the bandages can be reused? The Exchequer would be appreciative. # Oh, and take pics. - but then you were surely intending to, Calum. # Cheerio

mjc from NM,USA


Exit (Otley) pursued by a bear.

Hyper-Borean from Bartat


Free Annie B , let the bear get it instead

Barebraes from Shapinsay


Has anyone considered the possibility that AnnieB might actually ENJOY the forty lashes? It's this sort of well-meaning interference that is ruining our cultural inheritence...

Flying Cat from Rubbergoods Inc


Should I send Chuck Norris over to help Annie-B.?

mjc from NM,USA


Don't go Annie stay and find more of you Boo who

Mystic frog from Tingwall


Chuck Norris is not good enough for you? You want Arnold the Terminator as well? + ex. gov. Jesse Ventura, to wrestle the opposition down? All for wee Annie-B.?

mjc from NM,USA


Could a proxy take on Annie-B's forty lashes? If so, may I humbly put forward FC? If the suggestion is accepted, could the sentence be increased to 50 lashes, the added 10 being - as the Proctors at Oxford are wont to say - for extra foolishness?

mjc from NM,USA


hurry up calum and send a follow up before i fly off,thank you!

carol from getting ready for exile


"extra foolishness'...on THIS blog he accuses me of extra foolishness! Oy mercy me!

Flying Cat from humbly my backside!


Being charged is not the same thing as being found guilty. Rumpole might be able to help. # Exile, Carol? NZ, by all accounts, is a wonderful place. I thought you were getting married. Wasn't "servitude" the word you intended to use? Just trying to help...

mjc from NM,USA


If you put servitude and exile together, in the manner of some people naming their homes, servile results...but I'm sure Carol won't be that!

Flying Cat from Mitsy


Carol in Aberdeen, Carol on the way to do the Maori dance: could get confusing unless we specify. I would like to stipulate that, unless I specify Carol at IBHQ or in Aberdeen, all my snide remarks are directed towards the one who left five pussies and a mutt behind in southern France.

mjc from NM,USA


MJC: just joking i'm coming back to sarkoland end of jan: and nz is a really fantastic place--i'm s**t scared but excited as well will take laptop so as soon as i get to singapore wil start sending off snapsxxx

carol from two days to go


send them to me send them to me send them to me!!!!!!

Flying Cat from getting over-excited


Clearly, this Stromness cat will be named Osama (from the famous Saudi pacifist) in its next life. Some karma.

mjc from NM


Oh, FC wants to get the pictures. I had thought she wanted to get her hands on the pussies and the dog Carol had left behind in France ...

mjc from NM,USA


His. Paws. Thank-you!

Flying Cat from gender obfuscation


Sorry, FC: "his". I have come to the conclusion that somehow I must associate all cats with "female" - that would explain the repeated mistake I make when referring to FC as a she. True, having visited the vet one time too many, FC no longer has what it takes, but ... still a "he" (I presume).

mjc from NM,USA


watch it mjc!! i'v' sent FC a photo of a cutie pussy from singapore--yes i saw a LIVE cat!!!! plus a basket of live frogs at the market all waiting for the chop

carol from in singapore till monday


Aaaaaaaargh!!! Carol, too much information there...fpu's taken another fit of the vapours at the thought of those poor suffering frogs...unless they were human of course? You haven't sent the pics yet, but I have every faith in their eventual arrival. We even postponed a blog posting in order to accommodate them...no pressure...

Flying Cat from Cheshire Grin




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