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Help I Picked Up A Tato With My Tots

A listener shares a toe-tally bizarre story about their brother's new girlfriend.

• 46 mins

Jordans Scribbles, Stinky Pits, and Betty Swallocks

What is Jordan doodling when William鈥檚 talking?

• 16 mins

Help He Heard Our Naughty Nickname

Jordan鈥檚 got a new nickname for William and there's plenty more of your dilemmas.

• 43 mins

Clone-A-Willy Wonka, Chocolate Biscuits and Comedy Door Hangers

Jordan's had a flash of inspiration and William's warming to comedy hotel door hangers.

• 18 mins

Help I'm Sniffing My Underwear

William and Jordan discuss if it's okay to sniff your underwear to check it's clean.

• 44 mins

School Days, Soft Play and Sparkling Drinks

Jordan and William reminisce about their school days.

• 24 mins

Help I鈥檝e Got A Mole In My Freezer

William reveals his funeral plans.

• 41 mins

Passive Aggressive Texts, Podcast Connections, and Precarious Oil

William鈥檚 Passive Aggressive Text of the Week is back!

• 17 mins

Help It鈥檚 William鈥檚 Birthday!

It鈥檚 William鈥檚 birthday! And he鈥檚 in for a little surprise from his nearest and dearest.

• 56 mins

Help I Sexted My Secret Mum Club

The ladies have teamed up with William and Jordan from Help I Sexted My Boss!

• 42 mins

William and Jordan dive into your mischievous school stories.

William and Jordan dive into your mischievous school stories.

• 28 mins

Help I Flashed My Flaps

The boys are back from their 鈥渞elaxing鈥� holidays... And they have a lot to catch up on!

• 39 mins

Strange Gifts, Sore Throats, and Slippery Slip-ups

The G&Divas share all the weirdest gifts they've ever received.

• 18 mins

Help I Fell Off My Cha Cha Chair

William has a new Etiquettemology jingle!

• 38 mins

William鈥檚 Pranks, Waterloo and Wrong Lyrics

Jordan comes armed with gifts to celebrate William's latest accolade.

• 24 mins

Help My Bronzer Is Cat Poo

William鈥檚 fame has reached new heights!

• 39 mins

Roleplay, Revenge, and Retro Names

The boys dive into some awards roleplay to ensure they鈥檙e prepared for any circumstance.

• 24 mins

Help I鈥檓 Still Wearing The Strap-On

we hear a heart-stopping dilemma involving a strap-on and a sandwich!

• 41 mins

Silver Sexters, Sketchy Sketches and Stoop Sales

William learns he has a mischievous doppelg盲nger causing chaos in Prague.

• 15 mins

Help I Got A Gassy Greeting

The boys overhear some serious smack talk from their studio neighbours.

• 40 mins

Snot Bubbles, Spotting Ben, and Spreadable Butter

D isn鈥檛 the only thing being spotted, as Ben鈥檚 been seen on the cover of a magazine.

• 21 mins

Help I Scooped It Into A Kebab Box

The boys hear about a kebab box being used for something far from its intended purpose.

• 43 mins

Professions, Photoshop, and Provocative Prints

William dives into your questions about what an etiquette expert actually does.

• 21 mins

Help My Fart Cleared The Building

We hear from a G&Diva whose flatulence triggered a building-wide evacuation!

• 43 mins

Jordan鈥檚 Jobs, Common Customs, And William鈥檚 Wheel Woes

Jordan adds another title to his r茅sum茅: film star!

• 25 mins

Help I鈥檓 Scared Of Clowns

William has been caught red-handed!

• 39 mins

Childhood Nostalgia, Chocolate Economics and Central Milton Keynes

Childhood memories come flooding back as the G&Divas share what sparks their own nostalgia

• 17 mins

Help We鈥檙e Just A Couple Of Dancing Queens

The boys bond over their shared love of ABBA as William prepares to see Voyage.

• 43 mins

Workplace Roleplay, Wrestling and Weddings

Ever wondered what Jordan would be like as a masseuse or William as a mechanic?

• 27 mins

Help I Don鈥檛 Know My Holes

Things have spiralled into chaos in the studio!

• 43 mins