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"one of the most relaxing pieces of music ever recorded" - snort.
.....all I ask is that people don't start linking pictures here, especially if you're on a budget or pushed for time.......

Oh, Joe. Your ancient Amazonian chanting had me doubled over with laughter. Thanks for this.

Will the noise of me coughing till it sounds like I'm actually gonna throw up add to the sexiness?

mmmmm sexy

…although at times borderline constipated.

I'm soooo relaxed now, ooooh, schwar, my nipples.

This is a unique form of calming, and helps you get into a state of non-thought, it forces ones brain to decompose at an alarmingly accelerated rate, and after a while, the entire thing flops out, through your nostrils.

aaaaaah...

I genuinely found that quite relaxing. Perhaps even a little arousing. Thanks Adam and Joe.

I think this page needs some kind of warning about not listening to this hypno-sensual-massage-relaxa-music whilst driving or operating heavy machinery.

Love the chanting, it goes a little bit Bruce Forsyth at points which conjures up all kinds of wonderful imagery.

I am excited to be part of Blogsquadron. That is all. Goodbye. xx Oh yeah, nice massage music - I am soooooooooooo relaxed.

Qualivly.

I'm seeing Adam's show in Greenwich tomorrow. I might need a bit of this to calm down afterwards.

*deeply breathes out*
aah.
Just what I needed...

lmao,
That is the funniest relaxation music i have ever heard, its blatantly Cornballs on some tantric meditation at the bottom of his garden.
It kind of reminds me of those Native Indians you get trying to peddle their pan pipe albums in town which is funny.

Tantric squadron.

Did a remix of Joe's original post (see below), me edited out the word "massage", n replaced it with the word "sausage". gave me a chuckle any road.-----
SENSUAL SAUSAGE MUSIC
Ssssssssusage. Just saying it's relaxing. Go on, say it. Don't you feel a tiny bit more relaxed? Sausage is officially the second most fun thing one human can do to another for free. So why not treat your partner or a lucky friend to an A&J sensual sausage tonight? Here's how to do it. Dim your bedroom lights and prepare your bed with fresh towels, petals and scented candles. Buy a bottle of aromatic sausage oils, or if you're on a budget or pushed for time, simply churn some aftershave into a tub of marge. Now, all you need is the right music. And that's where we come in. Download the file below, loop it, then play it at medium volume. It's one of the most relaxing pieces of music ever recorded, featuring sacred ancient Amazonian chants. You are now ready to begin sensually sausaging. Go for it!