How To Destroy...Enter Shikari
NOTE: How many times does your mum or dad have to tell you not to slam doors, eh? Not only could you accidentally knock someones scalding hot tea all down their front, or trap a cat's tail, but in really extreme circumstances, you could also inadvertently end the self-made career of the UK's finest hardcore rock-rave rave-rockers. Which would ONLY be permissable if it turned out their feral noise was as the result of being...well...genuinely feral, and therefore a danger to mankind. It's still a bad idea to slam doors though.
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Lol. should've seen how drunk they got at the kerrang! awards. a better way to destroy them would be to give them a couple of cans of beer and see what dumb stuff they do then....very funny though!
no song review today? ah well, this is still good :D those amputated arms look like theyre still alive.. theyre trying to crawl away to hunt you down and get their revenge! mwahaha
and that slamming door instrument.. it looks like our back scratcher.. did you steal it?! *frowns*
We're waiting for a new door to be fitted before we risk posting a review. You never know what'll spark off a stampede innit.
That door slamming device is either a back scratcher or a salad fork, inwhich case where is the accompanying salad spoon?
the salad spoon ran away with the dish! as the nursery rhyme suggests.. you know "hey diddle diddle" and all that jazz
oh yeah! *sings* the cow jumped over the moon. What a tune, I think CB should review it!. Wait!! A whole new section, Nursery Rhyme Reviews!! How fantastic would that be?
great idea! there could be humpty dumpty, little miss muffet, mary had a little lamb etc..
my comment hasnt come up :( well, my most recet one atleast
All classics, the one that gets me though is 'Hickory Dickory'.
I mean, what the hell? Surely the most random, pointless song/rhyme of all time. Not only that, but it contains a phrase which makes no sense!
A tale about a mouse who ran up a clock and then ran down it again?!?! It's like me writing a song about how I ran up my stairs, saw it was 1 o'clock, so ran back down. Why? No one knows!!
And come on, 'Hickory, Dickory Dock'? What does that even mean? I've had a look in the Oxford dictionary and I'll tell you what it means.
Hickory: An American tree, yielding tough heavy wood and bearing nutlike, edible fruits.
Dickory: No entry found.
Dock: An artificially enclosed body of water for the loading, unloading and repair of ships.
So in conclusion the phrase means: tree, made up word, harbour. Come on!! Who wrote this?
Damn that felt good, I needed to get that off my chest. Apologies for the rant.
haaaa i dnt like neter shikari
i wish that happenend to them :)
you know, to teach them a lesson about jumping out of vans and stuff
what if the hand break wasn't on huh? what if they got smooshed?
I love that word. smooshed. It is now one of my favorite words ever. Lol.
enter shikari are absolute amaizn they will take over the world!
f*** off shikari are the best thing since sliced bread you c**** get a real job!!
[That's easy to say now, but what'll happen when we're overrun by Enter Shikari and no-one has a clue how to destroy them, what then? Come on, Captain Sweary, think it through! - Fraser]
SCREW OFF YOU BUM 'EDS.
THEY ARE INDEED THE BEST THING SINCE SLICED BREAD.
i think you should shut up. (:
you chat bare about shikari.
..innit
[Stop being so McFly Street Team about it. It's a JOKE. They're not really dead, honest! - Fraser]
What a charming young man!
Ha Ha... Enter shikari rock and der aint nofin wrong wif der music!... but it is good 2 get rid of dem once in a while! (unless dey bring a new album out... nd fast!)
haha funny pic but i luv enter shikari and i hope tht never happens :P the hand still stiking out tho is quite scary and u cut off their faces shame on you allllll