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YOU CAN'T HAVE IT ALL, WHERE WOULD YOU PUT IT.

Chris Evans | 16:26 UK time, Friday, 21 September 2007

Jose Jose off to fight another day but here's the thing, here's what terry Venables once told me about footy...

You cannot have the power AND the GLORY. You can have one or the other but not both.

This is what Roman has to understand, he wants to be the man, he wants to be it, businessmen, not all of them but a lot of them, crave the limelight. They have all manner of success but nobody knows their name and a thrust for success comes from, at least usually, a deep desire to be taken seriously or recognised.

Roman, from orphan to billionaire but so what ! Buy Chelse F.C., he thinks, I'll immediately become famous and hang out with the eternal youth of a superstar football team. I'll be like them. Not so because that's not what you do. the boss is the boss and the workers will always be waiting for him to leave so they can be themselves. Believe me I know.

And now what ? From wanting to be loved, you can bet, he can bet, that he will be booed next time he faces the Chelsea fans. The fans on whose team he has spent hundreds of millions of pounds. Now that's football and there is no way that it will ever be glory.

CLP 2007.

X.

Comments

  1. At 04:44 PM on 21 Sep 2007, Dan the Man wrote:

    Poignant and thought-provoking, lambiepie, today.
    Yeah - this could be applied to a lot of egos we come across, both at work and especially in your funny environs that they call showbusiness. Sychophants, the possie, zoo-format etc etc - where does the showbiz end and the real respect begin . . .discuss. . .

    Have yourself a well deserved wkend and take a trip to see Mother Nature somewhere . . .

    Lets start with a real boneshaker at 5.05 . .

    Have a great one

    D

  2. At 04:58 PM on 21 Sep 2007, Gaby wrote:

    ....never a dull moment with the beautiful game : )


    .....Roman employed one of the best chefs in Europe and then told that chef that he wasn't doing the right thing with his ingredients.

    Gaby
    xx

    ps bring back 'Chopper' Harris : )

  3. At 04:59 PM on 21 Sep 2007, Gingembre wrote:

    You're spot on, as usual.

    Also - Tel needs to be back in the forefront of footie too...

    ...the man's a genius.

    CLP - Did you get time today to click on the prof's link? Great memories.
    HL the youtube link was a Toothbrush montage - and good it was too.

    MrsW due home any minute now, she's bringing home fish n chips with her. She packed last night for herself and the kiddies and as usual I haven't started yet, I do love leaving it late for some strange reason???

    Look after yourselves.

    Bon voyage

    KWx

  4. At 07:06 PM on 21 Sep 2007, Emma Grant wrote:

    I agree with your comments Chris.

    I think Jose has just found out, perhaps harshly, what the rest of the football world has always known. No-one is bigger than the team- except the man who owns it. Jose's problem has always been that he thought HE was Chelsea. Not so. Players and managers come and go but the team (fans, name and history) continue.

  5. At 07:16 PM on 21 Sep 2007, Gaby wrote:

    anybody therrrrrrreeeeee?????????

  6. At 07:29 PM on 21 Sep 2007, Debbie wrote:

    Wow it's really quiet here tonight. Looks like it's just me and you Gaby. Maybe I've bored everyone away by going on about my boiler!

    Safe journey to you and your family Gingembre (if you read this and aren't too busy packing!)

    Have a good'un everyone.

    Debbie xx

  7. At 07:42 PM on 21 Sep 2007, MfR wrote:

    OK.

    Mr Ab-Ra-MOvich. Which, I'm assured is the right pronunciation.

    Poor boy. Loads of money. How he got it, a matter of opinion (try asking several hundred thousand impoverished Russians, allegedly).

    By all accounts, he is a shy, sensitive fellow, bless him and he couldn't deal with 'The Ego' around the place. So, he replaced him with a mate who has practically no experience.

    As a Fulham fan, I have to take a huge breath before declaring that I actually feel a tad sorry for The Special One. He has been shafted, good and proper. Mind you, if being shafted involves a £25m cheque at the end of it, shaft me anytime, baby.

    Equally, as a Fulham fan, I will watch this soap opera avidly as CFC descend into a farce.

    So sad.

    We bought a rather expensive grand tourer today from an 'actress' who had owned it for less than two weeks. Oh to be so fickle with one's wheels.

    Anyway, it really is the weekend.

    We're chillin'.

    To all those off to sunnier climes, enjoy.

    Hope yours is a good one.

    Peace & love

    MfR

    PS Munch. 1893.

    PPS Primal Scream. 1991.

    PPPS Geri Halliwell. 2001.

  8. At 07:50 PM on 21 Sep 2007, wrote:

    but I,


    am


    The Special One!


    DWNB

  9. At 08:00 PM on 21 Sep 2007, lazykev wrote:

    chris football is never dull...and the people who work in football are not dull..the workers.whilst the cats away the mice will play....it sounds as tho you made a few mistakes in your working life chris...welcome to the club.

  10. At 08:02 PM on 21 Sep 2007, lazykev wrote:

    i hope you treat your staff well and pay them a handsome reward....thats how you get staff to work for you instead of against you.

  11. At 08:24 PM on 21 Sep 2007, Moose wrote:

    Aah...football and business. What a topic!

    Here's my take on it...

    Football used to be a sport. Simple.

    Then some bright spark spotted the opportunity to make it into a business. I think he was called Johnny Haynes (sorry MfR to blame one of your men!)

    Anyway, ever since then there has been this Mexican stand-off (am I even allowed to call it that these days or is it too un-PC?) between the football people and the business people.

    The point is that neither can live without the other now as things have gone too far. Fans are by-and-large football people. Owners/chairmen are business peole. And here's the funny part, some players and managers are business and some are football. Most are football but some aren't. I won't name names for fear of the BP...
    Suffice to say that the husbands of 2 pop stars are great examples - one in the business corner and one in the football corner.

    The thing is that a lot of the football people don't seem to get that they can't live without the business people.

    As for Jose, he makes me laugh.
    As for Roman, he doesn't.

    Clear winner for me...let's hope he pops up somewhere else in English football. Soon.

    Rugby is going the same way too...shame. Come on the Irish!

    Moose

    PS Thanks for the welcome back and hi to those who have joined during my wanderings.

    PPS We are a notoriously cannibalistic bunch so don't worry about mentioning venison - I'm partial to a little game myself.

    PPPS Never been taken for my daughter's sister, but was once taken by my girlfriend's sister...oops, too much information!

  12. At 09:25 PM on 21 Sep 2007, kazz wrote:

    Hi
    Had to read that one carefully and may have to read ita again. Have a lovely septemberly weekend Christophe.
    xxx

  13. At 10:26 PM on 21 Sep 2007, MfR wrote:

    Moose.

    Wash your mouth out.

    Johnny is a hero.

    Jimmy Hill, again one of ours, abolished the £100 a week wage.

    And so began this crazy world.

    Best wishes mate

    MfR.

  14. At 11:55 PM on 21 Sep 2007, E wrote:


    It ' only a bl**dy game....

    Calm down an get over it...:)


    x

  15. At 06:41 PM on 22 Sep 2007, teresa wrote:

    you're a bit scarily accurate sometimes! (re jose m)

  16. At 02:26 PM on 23 Sep 2007, Prof.Plum wrote:


    What a great trailer for Rado 2 Mr Evans.

    Can anyone guess whats in the shopping bag though? My guess is sausages from Borough Market. Could we have a compo pleae.

  17. At 06:53 PM on 23 Sep 2007, Se Sm wrote:


    Nice trailer Mr E...:)

    De x

  18. At 08:51 AM on 24 Sep 2007, Tinsel wrote:

    Yes, I saw the trailer too, you look very cute CLP!!!

    Well, AbramOvitch certainly got entertained yesterday didnt he???

    Aaaaaaaanyhooo, it's a dark, wet, windy Monday morning. Perfect start to the week (not!). Hope it can only get better from here!!!

    Txxxxx

  19. At 10:55 AM on 24 Sep 2007, BINGO STAR wrote:

    Yo CLP & ALL Blog Dudes,

    Bingo Star ere.

    I'd just like ter inform you Christoof, I don't know if you realise but there's a big orange circle and an off line black triangle right big on your shoe's 'ome web page.
    I just thought i'd let you know CLP man.

    I've seen yer new trailer. It was on after The Jono Ross shoe.

    At first I thought it was Victor Meldrew wandering around the Natural History museum with 'is cap and shopping bag, but been ter Next ter get a trendy stripey shirt.
    Then as you got closer I realised it's that well known film star.... errr the groovy one with the glasses..... Micheal Caine... not many people know that!!!!
    Then CLP when you start playing Coldplay immediately I realise it's top broadcaster and Coldplay tribute band dude...... you Chris man!!!!

    Damn guten trailer!!!!!!!!

    PS Jose and DWNB (#8) I thought I was the special one, well that's what me shrink keeps telling me!!!!!!
    My confidence now is shattered, me self esteem 'as gone.
    I'm off ter book a session with me shrink, 'ypnotherapist, life coach, accupunturist and ter ring either the samaritans or Sally Boazmans travel 'otline.

    Shrink........ someone else 'as said their the special one.................you lied ter me shrink, you lied ter me?


    Chow!

  20. At 02:09 PM on 24 Sep 2007, wrote:

    Blimey - it's quiet in here today!

    Forgive the absence - I've been given a new "ergonomic" keyboard at work and it's taking some time (and then some!) getting used to its curvy nature.

    We're getting there though!!

    What a weekend. 5-0 to the Gunners, Loris Capirossi winning the Moto GP race and then today I had lunch at the local with the office hottie. Yay! And I stuck to my diet!! And he paid!!

    Regular blogers - fear not, tis purely platonic! But the scenery at lunchtine was splendid!

    Busy week ahead but I promise to pop in as and when I can. Honest!

    Love y'all.

    CtD x x x

  21. At 02:46 PM on 24 Sep 2007, wrote:

    Bingo Star,

    You are indeedy the special one.

    We must have the same therapist. That's what makes us Special.

    That, and the little voices inside our heads!

    DWNB

  22. At 03:01 PM on 24 Sep 2007, clodagh wrote:

    By the way CLP.....

    I'm told you're wanting to do the Giant's Causeway. Excellent, you'll love it.

    But can I say you simply must do the little Carrick-a-Rede rope bridge also, preferably if it's windy. Hurrah!

    And do it on the bike with the missus. Get the boat into Dublin and drive north to Newry and up through the Mountains of Mourne, taking in Strangford Lough and onwards over the Antrim Coast. It's spectacular and will take your breath away, as it does mine regularly. And the people of Northern Ireland are simply lovely, you'll be made so welcome.

    As for the Oyster Festival, well, just get there if you have to do it stowed away in an Eddie Stobart wagon. It'll be worth the 6 months in quarantine. Marvellous.

    Ok I'm off to mind me own business.

    Adieu.

    Clodagh.xx

  23. At 03:47 PM on 24 Sep 2007, BINGO STAR wrote:

    Yo DWNB,

    Bingo Star ere.

    We are all special in our own different ways!!!

    But as for the voices in our 'ead.
    I've got a full quoir and 180 piece orchestra in mine - it's murder when i'm tryin' ter get ter sleep - am tellin' yer!!!!!!!!

    Chow!

  24. At 03:48 PM on 24 Sep 2007, Tinsel wrote:

    Clodagh, lovely to have you back :-)

    Did you hear your gobsmackers?????????

    T xx

  25. At 12:41 PM on 29 Sep 2007, Terrys TOG wrote:

    Allways driving home when Chris is on and can't get to write anything down.
    Had a 'poem' or words about the English Language some days ago and missed it cause I was getting fuel (and arranging a mortgage for it).
    Any one know where I can download it or read it.
    Thanks

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