Another update on my showbiz life
Hello. It's been a while since my last blog cos Aled has such a massive ego that he insists on doing it more than me (ooer).
Last night I did a music awards show for and was hanging out with Jamiroquai, Take That, Dirty Pretty Things, My Chemical Romance, Maximo Park, The Automatic and Let Loose. Only joking - Let Loose weren't there, that was a joke. Haha!
And Roger Taylor and Brian May from Queen were there too, as well as my friends, but they're not famous so I won't bother writing about them.
Today I'm going to see the new Borat movie which I'm very much looking forward to. We're seeing it in a private cinema in a posh hotel in London.
To some of you that probably means that we're very showbiz and cool, but in reality that means that five minutes after the lights go down Aled and I will go around stealing towels and dressing gowns.
Listen out tomorrow to see if you can win what we stole in our brand new feature 'hers and hers'.
I'm going now as I'm dictating this to Hoop Dogg and he types so slowly he makes me sound like Doctor Stephen Hawking.
Feel free to leave a message, and your comments are always read by Aled in a hope you'll mention him.
Keep on reaching for the stars
Love
Chris Moyles
PS Aled's doing a live webchat on tonight - see, he's done it again.
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Chris your ok at times you need to understand you can be up your own ass at times and as for Aled (man get rid) i just turn off when he opens his mouth.
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You people are all mad. Vernon to do the mornings when Chris is away? All the "celeb" DJ presenters radio one have on are utter rubbish. Veron, Jamie Thiekston(Spelling?, Fern & Reg etc etc. Coxy is so bad I have to turn the radio off. Colin Murray is the best thing on radio one, but even he is better on 5 live. I am not a big fan of Chris and prefer XFM or 6 Music, but he can be funny from time to time. Veron.....give me strength!!
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I've got too much time on my hands at work and have been reading blogs....why the hell do u dictate it? It takes all of five minutes to type out a blog...u just defeat the purpose don't you!! although i'm a secretary so i have to type fast...
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hi chris !
as this is your blog i don't think aled should b mentioned he should only b mentioned in his own blog !
so yes chris i love your show i think its amazin n i cant wait for u 2 return :D:D:D
bubi babe x xx x
soph
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Dammit, you got my hopes up about a Let Loose comeback then...
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Hi Christopher
I am writing to let you know about a syndrome called "Vanitus Maximus Atrocious" or VMA for short. It is a common syndrome amongst those who are exposed to a celebrity lifestyle for long periods of their life. As a concerned citizen, I fear you may have contracted the ailment. To check for yourself, please study the following symptoms and if you feel you are infected, then the only solution is to chop your head off.
Good Luck!!
Symptoms of VMA:
- thinking your better than others
- Boasting constantly
- belittling colleagues (Carrie/wee)
- Obscene spending habits
- Excessive demands
- Beligerent behaviour towards the Hoi Polloi
- Refusing "free gifts"
Regards
Trav
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Love your morning show! Hope you had a lovely holiday and can't wait for your return. I would like to say that I love Scott as well filling in for you there seem to be a lot of people complaining about him! bless. I listen to you on my way to work and Scott on the way home - love flirt divert!!!
Aled is top bloke!
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After reading the comments, thats it im takin the day off uni on mon and spendin some of the few pennies ive got left on ur book, could it be the next di vinci code, wit all this buzz around it
Love all you guys btw.
xx
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Please hurry up and finish your holiday its sooooooooooo boring without you on in the morning.
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It is so quiet in our house this week. No kids dancing to tunes, no me laughing out loud to your musings. Our morning routine revolves around you! Sometimes we are late for school because we don't want to miss anything inbetween leaving the house and turning on the car radio. Are we sad? I can tollerate Scott for one more week and thats it! By the way, who said Chappers should do anything other than the sports news?
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Hi Chris
I went to your book signing in Canary Wharf yesterday afternoon. I was really excited about meeting you and I had a photo taken with you (slightly blurry). I hope someone got you some food as you mentioned that you were hungry. Missing you on the Radio, have a great holiday and make sure you don't get RSI signing all those books!
Jane
xx
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scott mills is nothing compared to you Chris where have you gone on holiday?
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I miss not listening to your show this week now that you are on holiday. Well, i still listen but only to the music. My ears fall deaf again when scott starts to moan on about something. OOPS.
Absolutely loving Laura's Diary.
Cant wait till you and the guys are back.
Any chance of you lot comin to Ireland for a wee tour? Please!
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I miss you all so much, can you please post your holiday dates on the website at the start of the year and I will then arrange to be out of the country while you are off - Scott Mills is just so rubbish, can't someone tell him that those stupid phonecalls and Laura's diary are just not funny.
Can we please have Vernon in next time, his humour is similar to yours.
Good luck with the book signings Chris and I hope you all enjoy your holidays.
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Hi Chris,
I also wish Scott Mills wasn't doing your breakfast show while you're away, cos he's just plain boring. Normally, I might switch over to Radio 2 while you're away, but Terry's back from his holidays, and I REALLY can't stand him. So all I'm left with is listening to local radio (which is either Heart, BRMB, or Beacon) - all of which are RUBBISH!! It's bad enough when you go away for 1 week, but 2 weeks is plain ridiculous.
Oh and by the way, it was me that sent in that photo of the cats legs with "Chris Moyles" written next to them. Shame you didn't put the picture on the web page. Maybe next time?
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Chris
Please get somebody else to do your show when you're on holiday (I'm thinking Coxy or Vernon). It's not that I dislike Scott, it's just that he's boring, un-funny, repetative, and plays far too much really rubbish music. I do like Chappers though... maybe he should do the show?
Keep up the good work fella
Mike
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Chris,
Love your book- couldn't put it down! Bit disappointed that you came to do a book signing in Manchester in the middle of the day when I'm at work. Never mind.
I can't wait until you all get back from your holiday- I hate when Scott Mills is in for you- he plays too much music, especially before 7am. Its just not the same. Please come back soon!!!!
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your a genius moyles and the book was a good read
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just to say that it was my birthday at the weekend and i got 5 of your books given to me - think tellin all those friends family and enimies that i like you and what you do to me in the mornings !! - you make me smile and laugh xx keep it up big boy
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You are a legend
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woop woop chris, ur so kool, probably not as kool as me.
say woop woop on ur show nxt, then u cld be as kool as me!!!
cya- wooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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You're so right about Nicola from Girls Aloud. On the C4 Vodafone Music Awards show when they performed I made 3 observations. 1. She never got to sing a solo in the song, that must say something. B. I don't think she attempted to smile once. She might have attempted to smile at the end but I might have been mistaken and she merely swallowed a wasp. III. There were only 2 actually, I just wanted to do the 1, B, III joke.
Great appearences by Abs (ya get me), Ozzie, Bonio and the rest by the way.
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Bought and read project B yesterday - v good. Today's read Peter Kay's book, then tomorrow finishing off World according to Clarkson...I agree it's a teensy bit of a cop out on his part.
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Alreet sir
Wow! how showbiz has this week been for you?
You must find it hard to move though with Aled riding your coat tails all the way to fame and fortune.
Attention seeking welsh muppet!
Don't you wanna slap him down like a naughty puppy, but only a lot harder and maybe with a shovel...
Over and out.
Big P
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Hey Chris,
You got me in trouble today! I was trying to listen to the show at school on my phone when my teacher noticed what I was doing. She told me to turn it off so I ignored her and just hid it a bit (as you do). Then she noticed I was writing on my legs and trying to take a good picture of them (mine's the one with the massively swollen knee...don't ask). Now I'm in detention, but it was worth it!!!
Love Kelly xxx
PS: I bought "Project B" at the weekend and abandoned Gordon Ramsey's book to read it. Very good so far sir! Well done!
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Errr can anyone tell me the way to the colin murray page ??
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hey chris,
love your show, i make sure i put the radio on every morning to liston to ur show, which is well funny,and i dont switch off till i clock off work at 5, talk about obsessed! I get upset wen people turn it down!
keep doing what ur doing, ur great, and of course, dont you know it! Haha!
Gemma from Bognor
P.S Hey Aled!
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Hi Chris
I like your book, i bought it with my own money and havn't borrowed it from anyone, neither will i be lending it out to anyone. I sent you an email the other day but I don't think you had time to read it in your busy schedule. I basically said that i would like you to sign my book for me. Like you i am a busy person, and am unable to make any of the book signings. I have an offer for you if you wish to sign my book, but i won't put it on here... email me if your interested.
Take Care
Rich
ps: the deal doesn't involve me
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I heart Aled!
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Hi Chris and Dave,
I listen to your show every single morning and can think of no other way to wake up.(except the obvious!!) The weekends are a nightmare cos you lot arent there!!! My kids and me laugh our heads off at your show on the way to school and we love love love it. Keep on doing what you do and of course we love Aled aswell and his HUGE ego!!
Lots of love Melanie x
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Hi Chris,
Listing to you and the team in the mornings makes my 2 hrs car drive to work alot easier. Of course when I get to work (www.dulwichtri.com) it's a case of turn on the radio first to listen to the rest of the show and indeed Radio 1 for the day.
I have yet to buy your book (sorry) but am very impressed by the comments published so far. problem is that I hardly have time to study let lone read your book after getting home and taking care of my 2 month old son Calvin.
Well trust you enjoyed your movie.
cheers
Jono
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Hi Aled, tell Chris to do more little-Chris. We want lots more, they're brilliant. Oh yes, little Aled is a cool dancer. in a 2d cartoon sort of way! btw, I emailed a "job predictor" to Chris today, you should check it out, it's a few minutes of fun! Keep up the good work guys and gays..I mean gals...I mean..oh whatever!!
Tim
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HELLO Chris,looking forward to seeing you in Birmingham next week to ask one question, CAN I HAVE MY MONEY BACK FROM YOUR BOOK, after all i have read it within the first week of release and all it will do is gather dust and i would like to have the money back because i am waiting for that self explained book ONE HUNDRED AND ONE WAYS TO POLISH YOUR EGG HEAD BY DOMINIC BYRNE.
P.S. Whens ALEDS book coming out, i need something to prop the living room door open.
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Chris,I finished your book over the weekend I couldn't put it down, which made cleaning my flat quite problematic. I particularly liked the way you used an extraordinarily large font in places to make the book seem longer. I thought it was really honest and touching and in quite a scarily obsessive way I have also considered purchasing the audio book so I can hear you speaking the words yourself. Is it an abridgement though? I'm not interested if it is. I thought the book could have been longer though, perhaps I am one of those weirdo stalker types you talk about in the opening chapter.
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Hi Chris,
just thought i'd say hi, and give a well done to whoever designed the new Radio One Website, it's brill. i'm liking the way it tells you exactly what song is playing right at this moment, right now it's newsbeat so there is no music :-(
P.S. Aled Is Cute.
Martyn
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Love the book. Was a great read. My mates want to borrow it, but I have told them to invest in acopy of their own.
The biggest problem I have noticed is that very few places are actually stocking the book.
Hello Aled.
RIP J Peel
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Chris your book is well funny - I got it last Friday and couldnt put it down and I had it read by Saturday morning. Why can't you do a book signing in Sunderland?? You loved it up here at One Big Weekend!
Anyway have a great holiday and hurry back!
Janine x
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