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Carrie | 11:42 UK time, Friday, 26 January 2007

Carrie
G'Day Bloggers - thought I'd start on a contemporary note given that its Australia Day and all. That is the only mention its getting though after those pommy bashers spanked us in the cricket. Give up the one day game boys its clearly not working!! Anyway if you heard the show this morning there was a debate about bladder size and the ability to hold it in so to speak. Well I'd like to contest Dave's theory from the loo...

Basically Dave was saying that as us birds have periods God got his own back by making men have small bladders - hence their constant need to go to the loo. And that women have an amazing capacity to hold it under duress. That is utter tosh - its common knowledge to myfamily and friends that I have the smallest bladder on the planet. Yes I can hold it in to an extent but not for that long. There are certain drinks that tend to aggravate the situation too..When in the pub I am up and down every 20 minutes to the ladies. And that all starts when you've "broken the seal" I believe the term is..Tea is another contender to make things worse as its diet coke, coke and any other brands of cola for that matter..Hence what Dave said is rubbish. He's just trying to make out that men have a raw deal when we girls all know they don't if they had what we had to put up with once a month the world would be a very different place.

There we have it then. I'm off for a cup of tea - won't be long before I'm back on the dunny..Just time to say up the blues against the Forest and bye for now..

Carrie
xxx

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  • 1.
  • At 04:14 PM on 27 Dec 2007,
  • wrote:

I LOVE RADIO 1 HARDCORE RAVE DANCE I KEEP ON PRAYER TO GOD IN RAVE CLUBS I AM FROM SUNDERLAND AND PENNYWELL AND ENGLAND IT IS ALL OVER THE WORLD

  • 2.
  • At 01:55 PM on 08 May 2007,
  • DAVE THE RAVE NO1RAVER wrote:

I AM ON YOU TUBE MY SPACE I KEEP ON PRAYER TO GOD IN RAVE CLUB I AM FROM SUNDERLAND AND PENNYWELL I LOVE RADIO ONE KEEP HARDCORE RAVE

  • 3.
  • At 02:23 PM on 08 Mar 2007,
  • Sarah wrote:

For all of those with 'weak' bladders, can I suggest you 'pay a visit' to www.incontact.org this site has lots of information about bladder problems and you can even get a card from them called a 'Just Can't Wait' card for when you are desperate to use the loo and there are not public toilets about. Its helped me no end!

  • 4.
  • At 03:42 PM on 03 Mar 2007,
  • andy wrote:

Chris , can you please expain to my girlfriend, Miriam that I can't just change my team from Leeds united to any other team that is doing better than us.I have tried to expain the pain of being lower than we have ever been before. she just says well go and support chelsea or fulham -I
live in Barnes.
I've just heard they are 1 down to Wednesday.
please do something chris- be the saviour of this great team as well as Radio 1.Look forward to seeing youand the team on RND
all the breast

Andrex
xx(for rachel & Carrie)not Aled!!!

  • 5.
  • At 08:38 PM on 06 Feb 2007,
  • wrote:

I will have to agree with Carrie on this one it s due to the situation and what types of drink you have had myself i must have the bladder the size of a walnut so no guess where i spend most of my nights out on the town

as for the question about the music being played on Top Gear it is part of the music score for Star Wars - attack of the clones (i think) i am sure though it is one of them

  • 6.
  • At 10:48 AM on 31 Jan 2007,
  • Jo wrote:

Hah, you think you have bladder problems now - you just wait until you've had three kids and your pelvic floor is merely a

shadow of its former self.....THEN lets see what you have to complain about!

  • 7.
  • At 01:46 AM on 31 Jan 2007,
  • Rob wrote:

Does anybody know what the tune was from the Top Gear segment on the new Jaguar? It was so good and I've searched everywhere and cant find a reference to it! I think it was a classical piece, but it was simply excellent. It was on when Jeremy was admiring the looks of the new Jag! I wish ´óÏó´«Ã½ programmes had track listings available for them on the website because they so often have great tracks on them

  • 8.
  • At 06:05 PM on 29 Jan 2007,
  • queenie wrote:

g'day mate. my grandad is coming over from down under for easter! i am excited. happy australia day!

  • 9.
  • At 12:11 PM on 29 Jan 2007,
  • George McAllister wrote:

As a bloke i dont have a small bladder!! Not all blokes do so Dave's theory is wrong...!

  • 10.
  • At 08:53 PM on 28 Jan 2007,
  • wrote:

Could u give birmingham city fc a mention 4 once im fed up of just hearing chelsea and man u

  • 11.
  • At 07:43 PM on 27 Jan 2007,
  • Frankie wrote:

I'm currently listening to the chris moyles podcast as my crappy school bus has started to play my local radio stations show instead. Pfft! Not amused, I have to shorten my listening time to just half an hour a week in the form of a podcast.


Anyway..how come chris hardly ever does blogs? Poor show..


xx

  • 12.
  • At 10:13 AM on 27 Jan 2007,
  • M.C. Glammer wrote:

Blokes drink pints, birds drink halfs. 2:1 ratio. Get over it.

"If women ruled the world there'd be no war, just every 28 days some intense negotiations." - Robin Williams

Now, get back to spanking.

  • 13.
  • At 04:49 PM on 26 Jan 2007,
  • micheal wrote:

O Carrie O carrie.....


To be honest i'm living on the loo after acup of tea or two but thats not down toa small blader. Down to a mispent youth on lots of chemicals...

Not that that has anything to be ored by was my shamful years just think thought what the whole conversation had me laughing loads. Between Dave and dom you have a who;e sceince fair lol. Well keep up the good work all allways a good show from ya's

Have a good weekend and look forward to next weeks shows.

  • 14.
  • At 01:41 PM on 26 Jan 2007,
  • Luce wrote:

It is indeed called 'breaking the seal' all though some people use the less crude 'the vital wee' take your pick!!

  • 15.
  • At 01:40 PM on 26 Jan 2007,
  • wrote:

Go Carrie!

I agree with Dave though, but I am sure us blokes will let all you women babble on about it to make it out as though you have such a hard life.

Dave is right, you have the 'special time', us blokes have small bladders and you women to look after and put up with whilst you have your 'special time'

That is all.

Fare well.

  • 16.
  • At 01:29 PM on 26 Jan 2007,
  • wrote:

Interesting concept about the loo. Men do have problems holding water because of diseases such as tumors, or prostate enlargement [which occurs in men after 50].

In California, KDND [A Radio Station] had a Reality Radio Show [The Morning Rave].

"The Morning Rave" had a contest called "Hold Your Wee for a Wii". The contestant that could drink a large amount of water without going to the bathroom won a Nintendo Wii.

The Winning Contestant who was a 28 year old single mother of two very young children died during the contest after drinking excess amounts of water and holding the urine. The hosts stood there and laughed as the poor woman died.

Lessons to be learned.
1. Holding Urine is bad for your health. When you have to go you have to go.

2. Reality TV Shows are stupid. I prefer the company of the ´óÏó´«Ã½ including the Chris Moyles Show and one of my favorite bloggers, Carrie [for her insightfulness and professionalism].

Roberto
Miami Florida

PS:
I recommend this webpage for football supporters.

  • 17.
  • At 01:20 PM on 26 Jan 2007,
  • steve quinn wrote:

I think that was one of the funniest conversations this morning about going for a wee and so true, the banter you have is so so good made me laugh so much

Hope you have a good weekend with Captain Mannering

  • 18.
  • At 12:41 PM on 26 Jan 2007,
  • janine wrote:

Hiya Carrie

Totally agree - with myself being a fellow pee-a-lotter i can totally sympathise with it. And that means that us women have it twice as bad as we have periods ASWELL as weak bladders! Tea and alcahol are the main culprits for this may I add.

Cheers
Janine in Sunderland

  • 19.
  • At 12:35 PM on 26 Jan 2007,
  • Kath wrote:

Why oh why? There's really no need!!

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