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Comedy Dave | 11:57 UK time, Thursday, 5 June 2008

If you're reading this, then it's a celebration of technology and me working together in harmony. You see, normally the way that these blogs work is that I just write an email or something containing random guff about my very average and at times mundane lifestyle. I then send this to Aled or Hoop Dogg or some other geek in online who puts it on the website for me using computer magic. However it seems that they'd prefer me to do this myself, so i'm currently blogging alone with the aid of some computer programme link thing, which will hopefully work.

A similar situation arose at the weekend when I went to a tesco metro thingy in manchester and had to self scan all of my items. It was a nightmare, and while this technology was supposed to make life easier and speed up the check out experience, it actually delayed things while frantic tesco operatives had to help me self scan all my shopping, when it could have all been done in half the time on a traditional manned checkout. At the end of the day, it's not about making life easier, it's about saving money by employing less people which in turn most probably results in unemployment, drugs problems, ram raiding, mugging, happy slapping and the decay of society as we know it, all because someone thinks that self blogging and self scanning checkouts are the future.

Well It's not my future. Come the revolution

Kind Thoughts
Dave.

ps If there's no piccy on this blog, apologies. I haven't learnt how to do that yet.

Comments

  • Comment number 1.

    When I used one of those self checkout things the other day (oddly enough this was also in a Tesco Metro) the stupid woman who had to verify I was over 18, knocked my bottle of red wine off the scnaner and onto the floor, where it exploded all over my new shoes and my jeans. So Dave, I agree that they are stupid.

  • Comment number 2.

    I used to like it when they had those automatic bagging machines. Being about five years old, it was one of the most exciting things ever, no supermaket innovation will ever match that.

  • Comment number 3.

    Now what you need to work out is blogging from the Internet on your phone... How exciting.

  • Comment number 4.


    Ram raiding.

    I once had a car stolen and was hoping that the police would eventually find it had been used in an ambitious, ram raiding robbery in Leeds or wherever.

    It eventually turned up 5 miles out of town. On a travellers site. Stipped of parts.

    Disappointingly, it made for a less exciting acendote.

    Not really worth a mention.

    *sniff*

  • Comment number 5.


    Just noticed I spelt anecdote incorrectly. Sorry. Standards eh?

  • Comment number 6.

    aww Dave you make your self sound old when you put it like that!

  • Comment number 7.

    Dave,Dave,Dave

    come along old bean....times are a changing, dont be afraid of those "weird tesco metro self service thingamy gig things,that are 100% stupid and rediculous and a waste of time".........embrace them!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Comment number 8.

    those self scan check outs can be operated by a 5 year old child. they are not difficult at all.

    maybe it was too technical for you dave.

    stick to lego.

  • Comment number 9.

    I agree those self scanning things are rubbish, and don't help you get through quicker - its just a cheap way to employ less people although there's always someone there watching so why can't they use a til!?!!!!
    God I feel old...

  • Comment number 10.

    I like them when they work but you can't pick up one item to scan it before it has registered that you've placed the previously scanned item in the bag. What if I don't want to place it in the bag? What if the shelf is full and there's no more room to place the item, in or out of the bag. If I wanted to steal it I wouldn't bother bringing it to the register anyway! Why are they weighing my items?? Argh! Stupid stupid stupid!

  • Comment number 11.

    Im a tesco worker on checkouts in the brand new Tesco Extra Reading West!

    This store opened last feb (2008) and we have 27 normal checkouts, 4 till for 10 item or less, 1 Kiosk and 1 customer service desk! so maybe there scraping self service ones!

    I hope they are cos when i used them in newbury they take ages to use and im normally a fast scanner!

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