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Caption competition - results

12:02 UK time, Friday, 15 December 2006

It's time for the results of the caption competition.

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This week we asked you to put words to the picture of a young man performing a stunt at the First China International Cultural and Creative Industry Expo.

And the winners are:

1. Shiz
Fitzwilliam Museum threatens to ban another visitor.

2. Stig
The world record price for a Ming vase had just been broken. But back in the auctioneer's storeroom, a game of double dare reaches its climax..

3. Alex
"Ming pots keep falling on my head.."

4. Glenn Dixon
Terracotta Worrier

5. Sue
Philip Treacy - the wilderness years.

6. Alan
Pot Noodle!!

Thanks to all those who entered. The other entries are linked below.

Comments

  1. At 04:02 PM on 14 Dec 2006, Phil wrote:

    The instant before the impact.

  2. At 04:03 PM on 14 Dec 2006, Candace wrote:

    Tryouts for the 2008 Extreme Feng Shui olympic team were off to a precarious start

  3. At 04:03 PM on 14 Dec 2006, Candace wrote:

    Not for the tee in China

  4. At 04:04 PM on 14 Dec 2006, Candace wrote:

    He was besotted, but couldn't quite bring himself to tell her

  5. At 04:05 PM on 14 Dec 2006, Keith wrote:

    ´óÏó´«Ã½ web site admits error having published photograph (of man doing a head stand on an angled bowl) upside-down.

  6. At 04:05 PM on 14 Dec 2006, wrote:

    Mr Ramsey's latest victim.

  7. At 04:06 PM on 14 Dec 2006, lynn wrote:

    Jarhead

  8. At 04:09 PM on 14 Dec 2006, Kip wrote:

    Chinese mortar torture.

  9. At 04:09 PM on 14 Dec 2006, Sarah wrote:

    China on your head (only works if you sing it unfortunately!)

  10. At 04:10 PM on 14 Dec 2006, lynn wrote:

    Crack pot

  11. At 04:10 PM on 14 Dec 2006, John Sinclair wrote:

    And one little borrower had no egg at all....

  12. At 04:11 PM on 14 Dec 2006, Tim Knott wrote:

    Pete Doherty no longer world's biggest pot-head

  13. At 04:12 PM on 14 Dec 2006, Bryan wrote:

    Revealed: The true origin of the term "Pothead"

  14. At 04:13 PM on 14 Dec 2006, trina wrote:

    For his clue of 'psycho-ceramic', Bob used a cracked pot and won.

  15. At 04:14 PM on 14 Dec 2006, Simon Rooke wrote:

    Crack Qing pot Grommit.

  16. At 04:15 PM on 14 Dec 2006, Rob Falconer wrote:

    Hwang's potty training was not going well

  17. At 04:16 PM on 14 Dec 2006, lynn wrote:

    China deportment

  18. At 04:17 PM on 14 Dec 2006, Simon Rooke wrote:

    Ming the Merciless.

  19. At 04:18 PM on 14 Dec 2006, Simon Rooke wrote:

    'Pot goes straight to your head', says Chinese drugs czar.

  20. At 04:18 PM on 14 Dec 2006, Chris A wrote:

    By balancing Bao Xishun's thimble the big guy can reach it easier

  21. At 04:20 PM on 14 Dec 2006, Simon Rooke wrote:

    Just another crackpot.

  22. At 04:20 PM on 14 Dec 2006, Pix6, Vienna wrote:

    Toby or not Toby (jug)?

  23. At 04:21 PM on 14 Dec 2006, Lee Pike wrote:

    Customer in Chinese restaurant regrets asking for a number 2 off the menu.

  24. At 04:21 PM on 14 Dec 2006, Pix6, Vienna wrote:

    Chinese pot-head looks for munchies

    What's up, me old china?

    flower power drop out

    amateur ceramics

    world's smallest man wins thimble balancing contest

    "I asked my hairdresser to cover up my roots and look what happened!"

  25. At 04:22 PM on 14 Dec 2006, Rob Falconer wrote:

    Yan totally misunderstood the diners' request for pot noodle

  26. At 04:22 PM on 14 Dec 2006, Stuart Roberts wrote:

    Current Bid £9.99, reserve not met.

  27. At 04:23 PM on 14 Dec 2006, Kip wrote:

    Peking.... Duck!

  28. At 04:23 PM on 14 Dec 2006, smc wrote:

    Bowl or hat?

  29. At 04:23 PM on 14 Dec 2006, Valérie Falconer wrote:

    In his next film, James Bond meets an old adversary - Oddpot

  30. At 04:23 PM on 14 Dec 2006, Sarah wrote:

    Extreme potty training

  31. At 04:24 PM on 14 Dec 2006, Valérie Falconer wrote:

    In his next film, James Bond meets an old adversary - Oddpot

  32. At 04:25 PM on 14 Dec 2006, Kip wrote:

    China puts together it's first cricket team but something is lost in translation at the trials for a fast bowler.

  33. At 04:27 PM on 14 Dec 2006, Lee Pike wrote:

    Man oddly feels more tense than usual after taking pot.

  34. At 04:28 PM on 14 Dec 2006, Simon Rooke wrote:

    Over here! On me 'ead son.

  35. At 04:28 PM on 14 Dec 2006, David Hazel wrote:

    The Sun's Chinese edition readers' competition: Guess what happened next

  36. At 04:28 PM on 14 Dec 2006, Tall Tone, Snowless Essex wrote:

    Bored with Sport, the Superglue Prankster crosses over into the mainstream

  37. At 04:29 PM on 14 Dec 2006, James Bevan wrote:

    "Pothead" performs stunt at Chinese Expo.

  38. At 04:29 PM on 14 Dec 2006, Jim wrote:

    The Californian entry for art based on the words pot, rim and head was far less cultured than the Chinese effort.

  39. At 04:29 PM on 14 Dec 2006, Nick Rikker, Barcelona, Spain wrote:

    Advanced homeopotty?

  40. At 04:30 PM on 14 Dec 2006, Simon Rooke wrote:

    Flobble obble weeed!

  41. At 04:30 PM on 14 Dec 2006, Valérie Falconer wrote:

    China presents its version of "Harry Potter and the Chamberpot of Secrets"

  42. At 04:30 PM on 14 Dec 2006, Nick Rikker, Barcelona, Spain wrote:

    Another case for Mr Bao?

  43. At 04:30 PM on 14 Dec 2006, Rob Falconer wrote:

    Going to see a doctor? Actually, I was on my way to a marriage guidance counsellor.

  44. At 04:33 PM on 14 Dec 2006, Gareth Jones, Isle of Anglesey wrote:

    Philip Treacy unveils his Beijing Collection

  45. At 04:34 PM on 14 Dec 2006, Rob Falconer wrote:

    Going to see a doctor? Actually, I was on my way to a marriage guidance counsellor.

  46. At 04:34 PM on 14 Dec 2006, Gareth Jones, Isle of Anglesey wrote:

    Chinese TV Game Show "Who wants to be a Milliner?"

  47. At 04:36 PM on 14 Dec 2006, Catherine O wrote:

    "...so my advice to all pots is to get out there, have fun and don't get into students."

  48. At 04:37 PM on 14 Dec 2006, Keith Sippitt wrote:

    I wish I could work with little ern. My doctor said it would be wise

  49. At 04:37 PM on 14 Dec 2006, Gareth Jones, Isle of Anglesey wrote:

    Flob-a-dob! Flob-a-bob-a-lob!

  50. At 04:39 PM on 14 Dec 2006, Chris Phillips wrote:

    Just what the world needs, another pot head showing off.

  51. At 04:41 PM on 14 Dec 2006, Mark Wrighton wrote:

    Opinion was divided - some witnesses said that this was an artistic performance of immense cultural value, others that it was simply pot-head who though he was a plant.

  52. At 04:42 PM on 14 Dec 2006, Simon Rooke wrote:

    Damn, I knew I should have emptied it first.

  53. At 04:42 PM on 14 Dec 2006, Martin Payne wrote:

    pothead!

  54. At 04:46 PM on 14 Dec 2006, Martin Payne wrote:

    What's a 'gazunder'?

  55. At 04:46 PM on 14 Dec 2006, Chris Stocks wrote:

    Stoke City's latest signing fails to realise that the club's nickname is not meant literally.

  56. At 04:46 PM on 14 Dec 2006, Tarquin Flapps wrote:

    Kim Jung Sun was mortified when his mum threw out his favourite pot....mainly as he was standing below it

  57. At 04:47 PM on 14 Dec 2006, lynn wrote:

    Chip off the old pot

  58. At 04:47 PM on 14 Dec 2006, lynn wrote:

    ( I fancy a ) Pot noodle

  59. At 04:48 PM on 14 Dec 2006, Cameron Critchfield wrote:


    Ming-die-nasty.

  60. At 04:49 PM on 14 Dec 2006, Steve Ferguson wrote:

    Kim Jung Sun was surprised to be involved in the updated version of "Find the Pea".

  61. At 04:50 PM on 14 Dec 2006, Kip wrote:

    Sanitary arrangement at the Beijing Olympics may not be all the athletes expect.

  62. At 04:50 PM on 14 Dec 2006, Tarquin Flapps wrote:

    The potty didn't meet it's reserve price as there was a chink in it

  63. At 04:54 PM on 14 Dec 2006, Ian wrote:

    Health warning for potheads: too much pot causes eye roll.

  64. At 04:56 PM on 14 Dec 2006, Pete N wrote:

    Pot head.

  65. At 04:57 PM on 14 Dec 2006, Pix6, Vienna wrote:

    ´óÏó´«Ã½ Pronunciation Unit:
    you say Pot-ay-to,
    I say Pot-ah-to.

  66. At 04:58 PM on 14 Dec 2006, Conrad wrote:

    The Dragons witness the acid test of the freezer po.

  67. At 05:00 PM on 14 Dec 2006, Jon Bright wrote:

    Potheads eh?

  68. At 05:02 PM on 14 Dec 2006, Kip wrote:

    Bosh Spice

  69. At 05:07 PM on 14 Dec 2006, Jon Bright wrote:

    Unfortunately the rather open storage facility permits this particular version to grant only 1 wish

  70. At 05:09 PM on 14 Dec 2006, Kip wrote:

    China - Trade Balance crisis.

  71. At 05:10 PM on 14 Dec 2006, Charles, USA wrote:

    Contestant miming the meaning of the Chinese glyph for "downpour" (shown at lower left).

  72. At 05:14 PM on 14 Dec 2006, Basil Long wrote:

    Scottish museum visitor finds new form of entertainment after ban

  73. At 05:25 PM on 14 Dec 2006, scotty_boi wrote:

    han gon lads ive had an idea.

  74. At 05:28 PM on 14 Dec 2006, Dave wrote:

    Have you see that vase, Ming?

  75. At 05:29 PM on 14 Dec 2006, Kel wrote:

    He's obviously a "Professional Pot-head."

  76. At 05:32 PM on 14 Dec 2006, Kip wrote:

    Hong Kong is now entrepot - official.

  77. At 05:34 PM on 14 Dec 2006, Stella wrote:

    Chinese version of Google finds picture of a pothead.

  78. At 05:48 PM on 14 Dec 2006, P Anghelides wrote:

    Bond producers were disappointed at the auditions for a 21st Century Oddjob.

  79. At 05:49 PM on 14 Dec 2006, Susan wrote:

    Chinese hat designer shows his newest creation for Ascot "Ladies Day"

  80. At 05:51 PM on 14 Dec 2006, Norma S. Seal wrote:

    You don't have a pot to piss in because it's on top of your head!

  81. At 05:54 PM on 14 Dec 2006, Tony Doyle wrote:

    If only he knew what it's other uses where..

  82. At 05:55 PM on 14 Dec 2006, wrote:

    Roman Abramovich's casual game of keepie uppie with a £10m Ming Vase finally convinced the other Premiership owners that they would never be able to outspend Chelsea.

  83. At 05:55 PM on 14 Dec 2006, Tony Doyle wrote:

    Mao, stop playing with your bowl and get over here and eat your tea...

  84. At 06:06 PM on 14 Dec 2006, Jeff wrote:

    "They want me to brew the theme tea, drink the theme tea..."

  85. At 06:33 PM on 14 Dec 2006, Michael Brown wrote:

    When it comes to Pot Noodles, there's only one thing on this young man's mind!

  86. At 06:35 PM on 14 Dec 2006, Conrad wrote:

    Potty

  87. At 06:38 PM on 14 Dec 2006, Michael Brown wrote:

    Dennis spotted the pot falling too late for this information to be of any benefit to him!

  88. At 06:38 PM on 14 Dec 2006, Helen Hinge wrote:

    Ling Mei had entered the Red Lion 'balance a pint pot on your head' competion but missed a vital word in the translation

  89. At 06:45 PM on 14 Dec 2006, N Willing wrote:

    The pots and the juggler were rubbish, but it was a great advertisement for Gaffer tape.

  90. At 06:45 PM on 14 Dec 2006, Michael Brown wrote:

    Confucious warned Tony to "Beware descending old relics, watch out for Ming!"

  91. At 06:46 PM on 14 Dec 2006, Paul Fitchett wrote:

    visitor translates sign reading "beware falling pottery" just too late...

  92. At 06:46 PM on 14 Dec 2006, David wrote:

    Jeff now regretted ignoring the "hard hats at all times" notice

  93. At 06:48 PM on 14 Dec 2006, Diana wrote:

    And, as I was saying, "God works in mysterious ways"

  94. At 06:50 PM on 14 Dec 2006, Colin Nelson wrote:

    Are you sure it's empty?

  95. At 06:53 PM on 14 Dec 2006, Beverly wrote:

    Pothead

  96. At 06:53 PM on 14 Dec 2006, S Murray wrote:

    John soon regretted standing under The Who's hotel window on their Chinese tour.

  97. At 07:20 PM on 14 Dec 2006, wrote:

    He's a real pothead!

  98. At 07:57 PM on 14 Dec 2006, Ian innit wrote:

    Chinese milliner tries new slant on headgear

  99. At 08:05 PM on 14 Dec 2006, Candace wrote:

    Well, bowl Mi over

  100. At 08:09 PM on 14 Dec 2006, sarah, trieste, italy wrote:

    Heads I win.

  101. At 08:13 PM on 14 Dec 2006, Bubba wrote:

    ",..mmm... a cup of tea Would be nice.."

  102. At 08:22 PM on 14 Dec 2006, A T Phillips wrote:

    Gone Potty

  103. At 08:25 PM on 14 Dec 2006, Kieran Boyle wrote:

    Rhyming Cockneys Confused.

  104. At 08:26 PM on 14 Dec 2006, sarah, trieste, italy wrote:

    Po and Dipsy say hello.

  105. At 08:47 PM on 14 Dec 2006, Simon Rooke wrote:

    The Chinese couldn't just copy Ground Force, they had to give it their own twist.

  106. At 08:48 PM on 14 Dec 2006, sarah, trieste, italy wrote:

    Taking pot luck.

  107. At 09:01 PM on 14 Dec 2006, Simon Rooke wrote:

    The three cup trick just got really weird.

  108. At 09:03 PM on 14 Dec 2006, el wrote:

    Balance-zen act

  109. At 09:19 PM on 14 Dec 2006, Stig wrote:

    You should have seen the egg..

  110. At 09:19 PM on 14 Dec 2006, Scott Humm wrote:

    Mr. Li decided to postpone his trip to Pamplona.

  111. At 09:24 PM on 14 Dec 2006, Scott Humm wrote:

    As the urine trickled down his face, it became clear that this was in fact a potty.

  112. At 09:26 PM on 14 Dec 2006, TIM McMahon wrote:

    1)Potty-training gone over the head?
    2)Ming the Pot-head !
    3)Put the pot on someone ?

  113. At 09:27 PM on 14 Dec 2006, Scott Humm wrote:

    "That's not how we make hot pot in Lancashire."

  114. At 09:36 PM on 14 Dec 2006, Patrick Forgette wrote:

    China was late in developing the hearing aid.

  115. At 09:36 PM on 14 Dec 2006, Andy G wrote:

    Lost in translation - a Chinese 'pot head' fails to see the point in experimentation

  116. At 09:37 PM on 14 Dec 2006, Scott Humm wrote:

    Chairman Bowl

  117. At 09:39 PM on 14 Dec 2006, David Devine wrote:

    The compost slowly poured onto the boys bald head.

  118. At 09:41 PM on 14 Dec 2006, Andy G wrote:

    Give a man a fish and you feed him for one day. Give him a fishing rod and you feed him for a lifetime. Give him a cooking pot and he misses the point entirely.

  119. At 09:44 PM on 14 Dec 2006, David Devine wrote:

    The dropped the thimble caused a scare during filming of Land of the giants

  120. At 09:45 PM on 14 Dec 2006, Andy G wrote:

    That trouser-filling moment as pot falls from first floor window ledge onto passer-by.

  121. At 09:45 PM on 14 Dec 2006, Andy G wrote:

    Idiots! I'm balancing on a unicycle, juggling three flaming gerbils and they crop the photo there!

  122. At 09:50 PM on 14 Dec 2006, Patrick Forgette wrote:

    Some shoppers are unaware of the Pottery Barn rule.

  123. At 09:54 PM on 14 Dec 2006, norm brown wrote:

    Sponsored by Superglue R & D.

  124. At 10:24 PM on 14 Dec 2006, John Q wrote:

    Pot Noodle

  125. At 10:29 PM on 14 Dec 2006, Adrian wrote:

    For the caption competition: "Blue-Ming potty..."

  126. At 10:50 PM on 14 Dec 2006, Dave Taylor wrote:

    Unfortunately, the phrase "Pudding-bowl haircut" hadn't quite been translated properly.

  127. At 10:58 PM on 14 Dec 2006, Alan wrote:

    Old Chinese Proverb: "Empty vessels make most poise" - (Confucius)

  128. At 11:07 PM on 14 Dec 2006, Andrew Jones wrote:

    Man contemplates where he left his asprin as falling pot collides with his head.

  129. At 11:08 PM on 14 Dec 2006, Brett wrote:

    The Borrowers, Chinese version.

    The dramatic Egg Cup falls on head scene.

  130. At 11:16 PM on 14 Dec 2006, Maurice Manington wrote:

    aaaaaaaaaaaagh!

  131. At 11:16 PM on 14 Dec 2006, Pat McGarry wrote:

    Pothead

  132. At 11:28 PM on 14 Dec 2006, Diane wrote:

    Ouch.

  133. At 11:53 PM on 14 Dec 2006, Pete Lemon wrote:

    Public humiliation for ´óÏó´«Ã½ Magazine programmer responsible for last weeks caption competition cock up.

  134. At 11:54 PM on 14 Dec 2006, Pete Lemon wrote:

    Looks line the end of a dynasty... Ming I think?

  135. At 11:58 PM on 14 Dec 2006, liz wrote:

    Wei Jing wondered if the rumours of wi-fi headaches were true, as he balanced the weight of the world on his head

  136. At 11:58 PM on 14 Dec 2006, Sophie Zanoon wrote:

    POT HEAD

    or


    "Great pots keep falling on my head..."

  137. At 12:09 AM on 15 Dec 2006, Pete Lemon wrote:

    Chinaman balances pot on head for publicity. Cunning stunt.

  138. At 12:26 AM on 15 Dec 2006, Phil, Cardiff wrote:

    "...and my parents thought I was wasting my life!"

  139. At 12:35 AM on 15 Dec 2006, Anna Lilley wrote:

    Heads or Pails?

  140. At 12:49 AM on 15 Dec 2006, Kevin Riggs wrote:

    Ming Po?

  141. At 12:55 AM on 15 Dec 2006, Kate Lilley wrote:

    1st Day, Harrods Sale - the aftermath

  142. At 01:11 AM on 15 Dec 2006, John wrote:

    He's a pot-head, obviously!

  143. At 03:28 AM on 15 Dec 2006, Pam Birdsall wrote:

    I must be potty to have agreed to do this!

  144. At 03:48 AM on 15 Dec 2006, JC wrote:

    "...Chamber pots keep falling on my head.." with apologies to BJ Thomas

  145. At 04:29 AM on 15 Dec 2006, Pamela Singh wrote:

    What! Not another careless balcony gardener?

  146. At 05:11 AM on 15 Dec 2006, sarah trieste italy wrote:

    I'm going to crack this poser.

  147. At 05:18 AM on 15 Dec 2006, sarah trieste italy wrote:

    Won began to wonder if his lice-trap would have the same side effects as wi-fi.

  148. At 05:32 AM on 15 Dec 2006, jan potter wrote:

    Thank heavens this chamber pot is clean.

  149. At 05:54 AM on 15 Dec 2006, wrote:

    No one knew Fred was raised by seals, despite his cravings for sushi, until someone got the bright idea to heave crockery about.

  150. At 05:59 AM on 15 Dec 2006, Roger wrote:

    I wish Beijing United would use proper balls like other football clubs

  151. At 06:10 AM on 15 Dec 2006, Steve Potter wrote:

    New from Jackie Chan, super strong hair gel!

  152. At 07:31 AM on 15 Dec 2006, Brian Gunn wrote:

    It's raining Ming

  153. At 07:59 AM on 15 Dec 2006, stuart wrote:

    pot head.

  154. At 08:14 AM on 15 Dec 2006, Nigel Macarthur wrote:

    I wish the Invisible Man balancing on top of the pot would keep still!

  155. At 08:14 AM on 15 Dec 2006, Daniel wrote:

    Pot-head

  156. At 08:14 AM on 15 Dec 2006, Nigel Macarthur wrote:

    Is it still there? Yep, seems to be.

  157. At 08:15 AM on 15 Dec 2006, Sharon Shepperd wrote:

    Caption - 'Pothead'

  158. At 08:17 AM on 15 Dec 2006, Nigel Macarthur wrote:

    And once the man holding the plant pot had been air brushed out of the picture...

  159. At 08:19 AM on 15 Dec 2006, Nigel Macarthur wrote:

    You'll have to move a step to your right. You're blocking our sponsor's message.

  160. At 08:22 AM on 15 Dec 2006, Michael Brown wrote:

    It was too late when Deng realised that the Double Happiness fortune cookie shouldn't have been taken literally!

  161. At 08:22 AM on 15 Dec 2006, Dave wrote:

    "Dad, do you know I've got a pot on me head?". "You hum is son and I'll play it".

  162. At 08:28 AM on 15 Dec 2006, Mark wrote:

    Man demonstrates one advantage of having no bald spot

  163. At 08:31 AM on 15 Dec 2006, mark wrote:

    Rehearsals for "Dizzy" in the stage version of "Bob the Builder" going well!

  164. At 08:38 AM on 15 Dec 2006, Michael Brown wrote:

    Suddenly the MSG-induced headache didn't matter anymore!

  165. At 08:42 AM on 15 Dec 2006, Jel wrote:

    Blue ming ridiculous

  166. At 08:46 AM on 15 Dec 2006, Michael Brown wrote:

    In spite of his best efforts, Deng was never going to beat Baldrick's slug balancing routine!

  167. At 08:48 AM on 15 Dec 2006, Glenn Dixon wrote:

    PATIENT: "Doctor, Doctor, I've got a pot on my head."

    DOCTOR: "Plant yourself down there and we'll take a look."

  168. At 09:11 AM on 15 Dec 2006, Simon Rooke wrote:

    This is the last time I play charades with you! Pot, noodle, geddit?

  169. At 09:14 AM on 15 Dec 2006, Nalesniki wrote:

    And this trick is for pot-heads only...

  170. At 09:16 AM on 15 Dec 2006, Keith Wilcock wrote:

    The Borrowers' Chinese cousin was having trouble with the thimble...

  171. At 09:17 AM on 15 Dec 2006, Mark wrote:

    Nintendo recalls 1.8m Wii pots

  172. At 09:18 AM on 15 Dec 2006, Caroline wrote:

    The new "Porta Potty"

  173. At 09:22 AM on 15 Dec 2006, Peter Genower wrote:

    Caption Competition:
    Nanking's mayor learns first hand, the drawbacks associated with a lack of indoor bathrooms in his city.

  174. At 09:28 AM on 15 Dec 2006, Catherine O wrote:

    PMT darling?

  175. At 09:39 AM on 15 Dec 2006, Andrew wrote:

    what do you mean you there's no "Christmas Party Punch" left!

  176. At 09:40 AM on 15 Dec 2006, Faisal wrote:

    After a superb intro, his performance turned a bit shaky upon surprise visit by Jackie Chan.

  177. At 09:46 AM on 15 Dec 2006, Kip wrote:

    Mr. Tsang suddenly realised that he really should have let the superglue dry before trying that trick.

  178. At 09:47 AM on 15 Dec 2006, Nick wrote:

    Bowl 'Em Over, China!

  179. At 09:50 AM on 15 Dec 2006, Springjock wrote:

    He's got a Ming-ing headache!

  180. At 09:53 AM on 15 Dec 2006, Ian wrote:

    "Er....I think you're supposed to sit on it".

  181. At 09:54 AM on 15 Dec 2006, Katie Taylor wrote:

    Who are you calling a pot head, me old china?

  182. At 09:58 AM on 15 Dec 2006, Nick F wrote:

    Jardin-hair-cut Woo’s World

  183. At 10:05 AM on 15 Dec 2006, Ed wrote:

    That's a minging headache

  184. At 10:06 AM on 15 Dec 2006, Helen Dooley wrote:

    "pot head"?

  185. At 10:08 AM on 15 Dec 2006, Chris Fry, Eastbourne, UK wrote:

    China's misinterpretation of the "bowl-cut" hairstyle

  186. At 10:11 AM on 15 Dec 2006, James Armian wrote:

    Nice little urner!

  187. At 10:12 AM on 15 Dec 2006, Tim Knott wrote:

    Pete Doherty no longer world's biggest pot-head

  188. At 10:12 AM on 15 Dec 2006, Peter Underwood wrote:

    Sadly Freddie was raised in England and was unable to read the sign "Beware of falling pots".

  189. At 10:24 AM on 15 Dec 2006, ians555 wrote:

    I wish someone had emptied this first

  190. At 10:24 AM on 15 Dec 2006, ians555 wrote:

    it's true, this will send you potty

  191. At 10:49 AM on 15 Dec 2006, Jonathan Bell wrote:

    Pothead

  192. At 10:54 AM on 15 Dec 2006, Mark Grout wrote:

    Thinks: "He'd better get the harmonica and the Unicycle in the picture as well!"

  193. At 10:55 AM on 15 Dec 2006, dan in exeter wrote:

    Have you had an accident in the last twelve months that wasn’t your fault call lawyers 4 U .

  194. At 10:55 AM on 15 Dec 2006, Rebekah wrote:

    Rudolf, the head knows pain dear

  195. At 10:56 AM on 15 Dec 2006, sarah, trieste, italy wrote:

    Wong was beginning to get a little worried about the next event on the agenda which was entitled "Taking a Potshot".

  196. At 10:58 AM on 15 Dec 2006, MCK wrote:

    Smoking pot can seriously damage your brain

  197. At 10:59 AM on 15 Dec 2006, harry wrote:

    I said have you done pot

  198. At 11:00 AM on 15 Dec 2006, Clare wrote:

    Ken grinned; hadn't anybody in the west heard of pritt stick?

  199. At 11:07 AM on 15 Dec 2006, Peter Stagg wrote:

    The things I have to do to get my picture in the caption comp....

  200. At 11:16 AM on 15 Dec 2006, Graham Parsons wrote:

    Heavy Pothead

  201. At 11:18 AM on 15 Dec 2006, Ben, London wrote:

    Do I leave it in, do I take it out, do I leave it in...

  202. At 11:21 AM on 15 Dec 2006, Dale Whitaker wrote:

    Han pondered on the wisdom of drinking the contents first.

  203. At 11:22 AM on 15 Dec 2006, Scottey B wrote:

    No mum, when i said he was a bit of a pot-head...

  204. At 11:25 AM on 15 Dec 2006, Gary wrote:

    Pot Head

  205. At 11:26 AM on 15 Dec 2006, Sean Smith wrote:

    Always stowe luggage securely in the overhead lockers.

  206. At 11:31 AM on 15 Dec 2006, Graham Tebby wrote:

    Drained pots keep falling on my head

  207. At 11:40 AM on 15 Dec 2006, Big Ed wrote:

    "Oops, sorry - I'd only drunk half the cup too" shouts Gulliver from high above .

  208. At 11:44 AM on 15 Dec 2006, P Anghelides wrote:

    Disappointment greets Zandra Rhodes's Chinese millinery collection.

  209. At 11:45 AM on 15 Dec 2006, Big Ed wrote:

    The winner of the 2006 "Unusual Warts and Other Growths" contest is photographed by the press.

  210. At 11:49 AM on 15 Dec 2006, N Willing wrote:

    Er - Comrade Boss - it says "Made in Taiwan".

  211. At 11:53 AM on 15 Dec 2006, Sean Smith wrote:

    The doors open for another busy day at Relate, Beijing.

  212. At 11:58 AM on 15 Dec 2006, Candace wrote:

    "Ah, splendid, time for elevenses I see"

  213. At 12:03 PM on 15 Dec 2006, Sean Smith wrote:

    "Aha, I've been looking for that plant pot everywhere..."

  214. At 12:04 PM on 15 Dec 2006, Ian wrote:

    Priceless Qing dynasty vases "accidental" breakage - the truth emerges.

  215. At 12:07 PM on 15 Dec 2006, Sean Smith wrote:

    "Oh, THAT plant pot."

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