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Yeah, the bog paper's for wiping the cans if they get muddy

I'm definitely buying a car for next year

Construction begins on the short-lived Beeramid stage.

It's all about recycling really, turning alcohol back into water.

Archie began construction on his home for the next five days

James was looking forward to cocktail hour.

If Carlsberg did tents

My mum insisted I took at least one toilet roll

Bloody hell, forgot the Corona and limes

I wouldn't worry, but me car's under all this

Anybody can build a pyramid with empty cans...

Actually, all the cans are empty, but, after last year, we thought we might need a raft

I know it’s muddy, Derek, but are you sure you can’t take another case on your head?

And thus Glastonbury Jenga was born

Now all the Hobbit needed was a ladder to see the stage

264 cans of beer on the wall, 264 cans of beer, you take one down and pass it around and...

Super-skint student smuggles his best mate in... peice by peice.....

Bilbo Baggins would stop at nothing to see the whole Shakin' Stevens set

Andy Murray starts training early for next year's Wimbledon

OK, Sir, now if you've just empty the other pocket ...

Next year I'm definitely bringing light ale.

‘Course it’s not going to be just booze all weekend. I got a Twix in me pocket.

Well that's sorted Annie Nightingale, now for the rest of the ´óÏó´«Ã½ team.

The fourth little pig built his house of beer cans - got drunk -wolf came - pig lived - beer gone

And we've got a premium pitch, right next to the Portaloos.

The artist's impression of Dubai's 'moving building' wasn't quite what had been imagined...

this years AA meeting was going to be a banger.

Well only the beer was on offer for 'two for the price of one'....

Toilet Roll - £1.20
Sleeping bag - £5
11 cases of beer - £80

Opening your bag to find 20 packets of imodium your mum put there - Priceless

Carlsberg don't do friends...

'If I keep my balance I may just see the stage'

"Jenga!"

The local supermarket was really doing great trade with their buy one get 10 free offers.

Argh! If I'd not brought the loo roll I'd have fit at least one more can in...

Dave wasn't risking it, if Amy Winehouse popped in he'd be ready.

His "Beer goal" idea was going swimmingly, although seconds later he realised the one problem - how to make a crossbar.

Contingency plan number 6:

Substitute Amy Winehouse with Shaky Beer Tower.

"Y'know, Dave, I don't think this is what they meant by beer tent"

'On the last day we can sell the toilet roll for more beer'!

New Eco-Housing project starts off well...

'Dont worry Mum I have everything I need'

What! They play music here too?

The coach driver was determined to enjoy the weekend

Where shall I put the other eleven?

We're not bringing Darren with us next year. Wasting space with all that toilet paper!

Despite limited building materials, architects in Glastonbury begin work on a scale model of Dubai's rotating skyscraper.....

A glass..........??

The NME set up their tent at this year's Glasto...

Glasto-pub

Now all me extra-large Polo mints have got stuck together

Camera man talking to director: I bet he drinks Carling Black Label.

Guy stacking the beers over hears: Yes that will be the next!

A devotee to Sheryl Crow's 'one square per visit' philosophy.

Well Stonehenge wasn't built in a day.

Those with Trench foot should avoid alcohol
and cigarettes as these affect circulation.

Another five more and I might be able to see the stage from here.

Well at least now he didn't have to listen to his mum complaining about the damage this lot had done to the Volvo's suspension.

Intrepid beer hunter stockpiles his kill

Ok, so that's today's beer stacked... whose got tomorrows?

I'm only here for the beer.

Glastonbrewery '08

Can-did Camera goes to Glastonbury this year.

Right thats my packing done. Hang on, where's me tennis racket?

'Credit Crunch ? I'm making sure there's no Fosters Fiasco or Carlsberg Crisis'

Some of the more liberal bishops start arriving for this year's Lambeth Conference.

At last all those years at scout camp finally paid off.

'As long as the mud stays below our necks we're OK for another can....

"Madonna's ordered them in case she needs to baptise Fiona Shackleton."

Unfortunately, five minutes later, James was crushed by his tower. It took the fire brigade two hours to drink their way to rescue him.

Right, that's one crate finished, I'll just have one more and then I'll put my tent up.

When I've drunk this I'll be on the magical mystery Tor.

You still get trench foot, but after three of these, you don't care.

Just in "case"

A failed attempt at the Guinness world record for beer stacking.

The government spokesperson said the comments made recently suggesting that degree courses were becoming more and more irrelevant was utter nonsense. "As you can see" he explained "the crates are more or less in line and only one was the wrong way up".

This is the malt that lay in the house that Jack built.

On "People's Monday" Wimbledon decided to forget the strawberries and cream.

The dressing room supplies for Amy had arrived at last.

Mate? It is Euro 08!

The members of the Westminster Abbey Choir School always enjoyed Glastonbury.

The little heard of 3rd Murray brother, Alky, tries to block out Wimbledon.

When his friends suggested a booze-up, Jim,as ever, took them literally.

The Glastonbury Student's receptions are noted in society for his exquisite taste. And his "bring your own bog roll" policy.

After his girlfriend had told him he looked more attractive after three beers, Dave was taking no chances.

Jenga with a difference - if you make the tower fall they bury you in mud until the next can's safe to open

Somewhere, a mother sobs gently, 'Why did they have to photograph my son!'

It's so I can get afloat in case it doesn't rain.

The Euro 08 preparations are in full swing!

Ascot's gentlemen's dress code was more relaxed.

Jim's first attempt at construction was a dry-run.

Survival tip #7: In areas at risk of flooding store essentials as high as possible.

Mum, I swear it's water. It is just cunningly disguised to look like it's beer

Edmund Blackadder has come up with a cunning plan to fool the general populace into believing he can hold alcohol down by stacking Tesco Value apple juice cans inside beer cartons

The Backstreet Boys try to make a comeback at Glastonbury.

Glasto organisers put the final touches to Shaun Ryder.

A weekend away from stacking shelves at Tesco - brilliant!

Unwisely setting up his supply of beer as his first job on arrival, Jim never made the association between that and the mangled mess of nylon,poles and ropes that passed for his tent later that evening.

At least he was reducing his Carlsberg footprint.

Third from the bottom in the Carlsberg League have been relegated to Australia football.

It's a shame young people aren't more alchohol aware. There isn't a drop of Old Speckled Hen to be seen.

I would have brought a wine / fruit based drink for the ladies... but I didn't have room on my bicycle