Paper Monitor
09:47 UK time, Wednesday, 11 June 2008
A service highlighting the riches of the daily press.
Paper Monitor remains otherwise indisposed - waking up in New York this morning clutching a Webby and not feeling up to it - so it is time for readers to lend a hand or two.
Send in your highlights and lowlights from today's cornucopia of inky offerings, using the comments box below.
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At 11th Jun 2008, lechic wrote:Okay, this has to be my favourite of today. A story in the Mirror about a pig who has a phobia of mud, so now she's wearing wellies. Certainly makes a nice change from reading about gastric bands.
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At 11th Jun 2008, lechic wrote:Erm just to say sorry about the massive link in my comment above - I don't know how to change it!
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At 11th Jun 2008, Simonspiro wrote:Try
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At 11th Jun 2008, Blythy wrote:Lots of apprentice stuff here, apparently frances smokes roll ups :D
(look they all read the sun, that must be the reason they're in the final stupid!)
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At 11th Jun 2008, gaia wrote:It's just a shame I can't copy and paste from this page!
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At 11th Jun 2008, Candace9839 wrote:Bush is still in Europe. Lucky you.
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At 11th Jun 2008, PhilWal0 wrote:Piglet story
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At 11th Jun 2008, gaia wrote:Paper Monitor! We need you back!
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At 11th Jun 2008, Starling wrote:Other news: regular paper monitor readers are disoriented and confused after having to read the newspapers themselves. See page 1, 5, 82 and 9 3/4.
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At 11th Jun 2008, nigelmccc wrote:The Metro website offers the observation that airport 'boob' scanners are on the way. The Alt text of the accompanying photo simply offers the description "breasts". They mysteriously didn't use a male example to show how the scanners worked!
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Comment number 11.
At 11th Jun 2008, MuteJoe wrote:Whilst Paper Monitor shakes off a hang-over, it is clear that the rest of us are more than a little lost without our daily digest cut into small pieces for us.
The morsels to tickle us today are firmly wedged in the entertainment sector, with The Apprentice being trumped by a be-wellied swine.
In the void that is left, one could always browse the photos from the . Although, with 1,600 pictures to browse, Paper Monitor's identity may prove elusive for just a little longer.
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At 11th Jun 2008, Candace9839 wrote:Re:#8. PM has come to the dark side. So we have the Beeb (at least for now), Hugh Laurie and David Beckham, but you can have Posh back if you want...
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At 11th Jun 2008, gaia wrote:nah, it's ok, keep Posh. While you're at it, keep jordan and Peter Andre too.
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At 12th Jun 2008, Polly S wrote:Cracking article - Moorland village St Breward only one to have a referendum on keeping the Post Office open...Guardian (Cornish)
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