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The new transparent Daily Mail proved a big hit with readers

And this design comes with full sound-proofing in case Sir Cliff starts to sing

Perhaps, if Andy Murray had been able to move his arms about more easily, he might have won

Sunglasses AND a mac? It just has to be Wimbledon!

Even Great-Uncle Bulgaria put in a surprise appearance at Wimbledon.

Even the moles had come prepared for the rain.

The ectoplasm produced at the seance had clearly been a free gift from the "aily Mail" and subsequently failed to convince witnesses.

The streaker was taking no chances with the weather

Gerald couldn't understand why his raincoat was crumpled, as it had been in the press

The Daily Mail's new giveaway of a free bird watcher certainly beat the competition's free birdwatching books.

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A new simulator is released to give non Daily Mail readers the chance to experience genuine feelings of terror similar to those caused by reading the paper.

The leader of the Tarp was surprised to see the helicopter.

Plastic fetishist claims he was subject of newspaper's entrapment ploy.

Rheum with a view

I just wish the players would stop spitting out their drinks. What do they think this is, a soccer match?

Tim Henman tried to sneek in the back way but was spotted by photographers

They did all they could to keep Murray mint.

And it came with a free DVD and wall chart

Man eating, right wing jellyfish were the bain of this year's Wimbledon.

One word: Plastics

The new Doctor Who monsters try to ensure a win at Wimbledon

Too late, an explosion at the Wimbledon Plastic Bag Recycling Plant threatens to eliminate all Andy Murray’s rivals

'Scuse me mate, has Glastonbury finished yet?

Do NOT go into the light. Stop where you are. Turn away from it. Don't even look at it.

Spectators might have guessed that the free Daily Mail plastic hat would give way in the extreme heat

As the 'raincoat of inevitability' meets the 'sunglass of hope'....

At last Paper Monitor was convinced that the local newsagent had run out of the Daily Mail. Boy, was she in trouble...

Caution, keep out of the reach of children, this is not a toy.

Harry discovers that his invisibility cloak has a hole in it.

Too late, an explosion at the Wimbledon Plastic Bag Recycling Plant threatens to eliminate all Andy Murray's rivals

Every crowd has a silver lining.

Exclusive preview shot of the latest Dr. Who monster.

the new rainproof burqa had a subtle design flaw

It would take years for Little Billy to forgive Aunt Agatha for pinching his plastic mac

When I grow up I'm going to be a butterfly!

Jade was upset to find that some of the news-print had rubbed off onto her new trendy pack-a-mac

What is it Skippy? Sonny's stuck in a big plastic bag? And Centre Court's about to flood?

Can someone pass the strawberries?

Recycling Henman fans just became a lot easier.

Don't rain on my Parade (which the gentleman is reading under his plastic mac)

Does this make my bum look big?

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Members of the Little Englanders' society parade their new uniforms.

Haily Mail loved her personalised plastic mac

Bernard proved that he COULD punch his way out of a plastic bag.

After 14 years Ingrid Betancourt finaly realises he captors have only used a fimbsy piece of plastic to keep her contained and she escapes to freedom.

Number 6 finally punctures Rover and discovers that Number 1 is really a newspaper proprietor.

Harry regretted asking for a seat "within spitting distance of the players"

Take me to your leaderboard

I told you Malcolm, this government can even ruin Wimbledon's impeccable weather.

Police were appalled by the frenzied attack on the defenceless jellyfish.

In tribute to Marcel Marceau, I give you 'Man Escaping from Plastic Bag'.

One of the sweatier members of the Star Wars films attended Wimbledon this year : see-through B.O.

Wet and Annoyed from Surrey made her annual pilgrimage to SW19

MI5 dismissed the rumours of a right wing mole as "transparent nonsense".

Let's just bag it and go home

Damn, I've dropped my orange again

Brenda's plan to sneak into Wimbledon with the morning papers had a slight flaw.

The Williams sisters introduce a third sibling, Polythenia

It was so cold, the rain was freezing as it landed on the spectators

And that Timmy is how babies are born.

FREE today! The Daily Mail all-in-one defence system. Protects against superbugs, global warming, immigrants and falling house prices.

The Daily Mail's "send asylum seekers home in a jiffy bag" campaign claims it's latest victim.

Sue Barker hadn't really got the hang of this plastic surgery thing.

Daily Maelstrom

'I said drop strawberries - not worms'

Harry had got the Harley-Davidson and the Police shades, but couldn't quite afford the leather jacket

"Yes, I know it's a bit small, but I've had it since I was a kid, and the roof's going on next year so there's no point in buying another one."

Reporter's prepare to interview Big Brother housemate ejected in spitting row

Try as he might, he was still recognisable as a Daily Mail reader.

Reporter attacked by computer from Superman III

Daily Mail reporter struggles to extract lunch from child-proof bag

No, I asked for condiments, Henry, you know, ketchup, mustard...

In Wimbledon, nothing can be said to be certain, except raincoats and sunglasses.

"At least we only lost a 'device'!", thought William Lewis

For the ladies - Free with the Daily Mail every day this week - your very own Man Bag.

On hearing a rumour that Murray had made the final, the crowd anxiously check for flying pigs....

'Good, still can't see Trinny and Susannah anywhere ....'

RSPCA high sympathy hopes for follow-on campaign of the danger plastic bags represent to turtles for new endangered species, Mail Readerasarus

Latest Daily Mail reader about to undergo plastic surgery to protect his identity......

The new Wimbledon weather-proof wrapping seemed to confuse some readers.

Wimbledon pundit John McEnroe proves he cannot be serious

Recycle the unwanted men in your life. Just place in the bag and leave by the kerbside.

And if we fasten the velcro, it doubles as a shopping bag

'Dr Who' wardrobe department feels the pinch as severe budget cuts lead to dramatic drop in standards and national sponsorship deal.

during rag week students strike again with the cling film stunt

The Daily Mail rain poncho only gave coverage on the far right

Maria Sharapova's original outfit got a thorough going-over by the Style Police.

'I'm not taking any chances - even after them shooting all those pigeons, one might still try and get me'

It was no good. Only the Mail on Sunday supplements could keep the rain off.

Worst case of hygienist envy I've ever seen, Watson

Real journalists everywhere breathed a sigh of relief as the last of the Daily Mail readers were vacum packed and put away forever.

The winner of the Daily Mail's "Win a luxury condo" competition struggles to recall the precise wording.

English Supermac beats the rain at Wimbledon

This game is in the bag.

Psychiatrist visits Wimbledon shrink-wrapped

That big, black cloud can only mean one thing...Andy Murray is giving an interview.

Well, you could harldy have a raincoat with "The Sun" on, could you?

free boil in the bag Grandma with every Mail on Sunday!