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Northern Rock under new ownership

And on your right we see the home of Pink Floyd.

For a sound investment, you can't beat bricks and mortar.

Wall Street, now twinned with Bedlam.

Where you can land without a golden parachute

ITV plan new peak time soap drama to compete with Dallas and Dynasty.

And turn left at the end into Skid Row

Gordon Brown's friend Prudence suddenly felt that terrible sinking feeling.

Wall Street 2, The Sequel - 'Grief is good'.

Well, we used to own it but its parcelled up, collateralised, and is now in the hands of an offshore company that's gone bust..

The running of the Bulls in a new long distance record

When Satnavs go badly wrong..

It was the only place we could find without windows

Hazards of buying real estate on eBay #23

Eeh lad, we had t'Bull Market last month..

...eh lad, due t'economic crisis,yer can have yer pudding but gravy's all gone.

Latest Wall Street signs are encouraging says West Yorshire investor.

If Sarah Palin wrote the rescue plan.

Wall Street is on the up after recent turbulent trading.

Wall Street on a stretcher (bricklaying joke).

No Mr President, this is a different one..

Credit crunch and cloth cap chaos.

This recession's beginning to look a lot like the '30s

Where in the world is Carly Fiorina?

Foreecasters say that Wall Street has it's 'back against the wall'.

Thanks to crashing property prices the new series of Coronation Street has moved location.

An interesting day in Wall Street as the market sees a rise in Hovis prices in spite of a continuing fall for whippets, clogs and black puddings.

Wall Street goes through the roof !

There are Jews in the world, there are Buddhists, there are Hindus and Mormons and then, there are those that follow Mohammed, BUT I've never been one of them...

The intelligence of the population was brought into question yesterday when it was revealed that we're now having to put signs up on walls to tell us what they are.

Forlorn Yorkshiremen

Caption Competition berated by Ofcom for choosing picture with obvious current affair connotations

A sign of the times

In an advertising bid to increase sympathy and therefore the likelihood that they would get a bail-out, Wall St. called in its decorators to re-do it with the pathos of a Dickensian novel.

Saint Wall would have been annoyed that the sign commemorating his birthplace had been botched

Nay lad, we've been arbitragers for generations and arbitragers we'll stay.

Ee buy buy BUY! Gum

Pixar's choice of sequel to Wall-E was topical, if uninspired

My Favorite Walls treat is a Magnum

I'm Lehman on a lamp post at the corner of the street....

Wall Street denies that their are signs showing bricks and mortar are making a comeback.

Lehman Brothers power couple choose new wedding venue

Estate agents try some frantic re-branding in an attempt to boost sales.

Beautification of the North disappoints as the Pope can only canonise one side of it.

Citibank choose the location of their rather downsized new offering, Villagebank.

Wall Street sign for sale on eBye Gum site.

Though I'm covered with soot
From me 'ead to me toes
A sweep knows 'e's welcome
Wherever 'e goes

Channelling the spirits of stock brokers and financiers was Mme Lillian's latest get rich quick scheme

'The building occupies a prime position in a previously up market area. Finance may be a problem.'

After careful brick by brick reconstruction, a Dublin entrepreneur regrets not checking small print of famous landmark purchase.

The original Pots of Money

Chimney sign stolen

If the cameraman had moved a few feet to his right, he would have seen the bogsnorkling cyclist hanging from a crane, and normal Caption Comp service could be resumed.

George couldn't be sure, but he strongly suspected that both Congress and the Senate were deliberately trying to mislead him...

Opening credit to new series...'Last of the summer brine'.

Every asset had been sold off on Wall Street to beat the credit crunch. Even the sign had been left up on bricks.

The spot heard round the world

Hadrian thought long and hard before coming up with the name.

The CIA's attempts to fool Al-Qaeda were doomed to failure.

Words for new soap theme tune:

Anyone can fall in Wall Street
That's the easy part you must keep it going
Anyone can fall in Wall Street
Over the years it has to keep falling
Sun and rain
Joy and pain and pain and pain
There's low's - and lows and lows
We've no way of knowing.

Trouble at Mill?

Wall Street relocates in cost-cutting move.

The new rescue package was a relocation idea.
Welcome to Yorkshire bankers!!!

Air investigators called to remote Yorkshire village after latest Wall Street crash

As a result of current economic troubles the new signs for Wall Street were not as glitzy as before.

Little Britain USA...

I remember when all this used to be skyscrapers

Dinner is for wimps; lunch is for Southerners.

Wall Street was really bricking it.

New York's residents thought that the mayor's 'cutbacks' may have been taking it slightly too far.

Credit Crunch at Christmas brings demand for slimmer Santa.

Cybersquatting was not a new idea.

After seeing fat cats with grins, Alice now saw the grim without the fat cats

On the corner of Foot Path and Ring Road.

Leaving no stone unturned in the hunt for those responsible for the meltdown

Nay, lad, that should read 鈥淲all tie鈥�

A Cornetto? Now that's a Wall's Treat.

Departing Lehman Brothers staff leave offices stripped bare.

In the struggle between Wall St and Main St, it appears Wall St has the lead

Disaster 'oop North after whippets, black puddings, pigeons, cloth caps, and Geoff Boycott are all sold short. Good news is the bail out will only cost 70p.

But, if you look closely, Professor, underneath you can see the original sign reading "Hob's Lane"

The residents were disappointed that they were being forced to rename their parish magazine.

And this is where they look after our kids - it's called the "Wall Street Creche"

Press Association deny travel budget cutbacks affecting photo library.

I think you misheard me when I said my boyfriend was a banker on Wall Street

And would you believe it, at No.23 is a Mr Frederick Mac and at No. 74 is a Miss Frances May.

Aye, lad, the whole street's made up of walls

Following the repossession, Mr Bradford and Mr Bindley fail to see the irony in the location of their new bedsit.

Bradford, Bingley, Halifax - invest in West Yorkshire

And I hear they're putting up a blue plaque to commemorate the birthplace of the Great British Sausage

And just round the corner traders frequented the lunchtime watering-hole....The Olde Stox and Share.

'Ear all, see all, say nowt; Ban all, tax all pay nowt;
An' if ivver thi nationalises t'bank, do eet wi taxpayers brass.

After checking the small print the Lloyds TSB board realised they hadn't spent 拢12 Bn on buying HBOS, but on buying Halifax. At least they now they owned all of Wall Street

Gordon Gecko arranges to have his mail redirected

Of course, it's not THE Wall Street. That's in Ramsbottom.

There must be mortar screw

Ey up lad, some daft yank's just towd us he'd pay 拢400 Bn to save our homes

Americans return the favour over the sale of London Bridge.

"Maam!"
Hovis takes a tumble on Wall Street.

Opening scene from the locally-produced EeeBayWatch.