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A tiger?! In Antarctica?

Knock it over, Sarge, and I'll have your stripes

Doesn't Esso ever film its commercials anywhere tropical?

Well I for one am certainly not burning bright

Right, if I just pat this bit down, then you can put the carrot on..

Nevil was already regretting his hiding place.

The first sighting of the white horse sculptors reveals a surprising truth

It snowed last night. I must put that in my Big Cat Diary.

Hmmm, this one tastes a bit bland, Brian.

Siegfried and Roy were always glad they had the orange and black ones on hand for snowy days

Hey, those kids didn't finish their snowman. I wonder why?

I reckon he's in here, Felix. This one's shivering.

"I spend all day making this snowman and you didn't even bother bringing your camera!"

I do prefer fresh to frozen though, more flavour

That's the last time I shop at Iceland. This snowman's been filleted.

Pooh was pleased with the audition for a new Tigger. Maybe this one would be less bouncy and hopefully he'd bite the head off that manic depressive Eeyore.

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I made you a snowman but I eated it

Trapland would become a popular Survivor venue

Tony the Tiger decided he'd gone off Frosties.

Andrew Lloyd Webber wanted his new production of Cats to be more edgy.

Put a tiger in your (snow) bank

I said I wish we wre snow leopards! Are you Def?

Take a picture and we'll put it on No-Facebook

Don't you think horizontal stripes make me look fat?

I said I wish we were snow leopards! Are you Def?

(correction)

Come on out. I know you're in there somewhere, Attenborough.

I did tell him. "Skiiers from Nantucket cannot outrun avalanches" I said. But would he listen?

The Dalek in winter

I think you're right. It's not an albino penguin.

And in a survey, 5 out of 6 tigers said they preferred Siegfried.

Are you sure this kid will taste better after he has been frozen?

That's funny. Lot's wife was here a minute ago.

Lapland New Forest had never looked so enchanting.

The K14 slope presented an even greater challenge

All together now, 'You're going to get your head bit off!'

Heston Blumenthal opens a zoo and here unvails his latest creation
- tiger ice cream

I see mum's been to Iceland.

Wanted: Zookeeper.

Must be able to work under pressure and keep a cool head at all times.

Looking good so far, do you want me to go see the rabbits to borrow a carrot?

I don't know what he was selling, but it'll teach him to laugh at the "Beware of the Cats" sign.

The Snowman 2, when SatNavs go bad!

All Terry could do was laugh. It was now ten minutes since Tony licked the snowman and his tongue was still stuck to it.

This camouflage thing doesn't seem to be working any more

Look, we're tigers. Can't we build something less stereotypical?

It was no fun being a postman in Wiltshire

A word of warning - if it's yellow don't eat it!

Did I tell you I was thinking of joining the cubs, dear?

"You stay in the car, Darling. I'll go and get an AA Man." The tigers were laughing for hours at that one.

Mmmm, Raymond Briggs didn't taste bad at all

Frosties?

You know, Gerald, I think its still frozen. Are you sure it said 4 minutes on high and not 40 minutes?

Big Game Cookery Recipe #23: Snowcones for tigers

Tony was desperate to impress on Valentines day, and had gone to the effort of trying o recreate that famous scene from 'Ghost'

Ice scene - the Lions of Longleat

What do you call a tiger in the Arctic?
Lost

"I think this one's dead. When you think something's too good to be true..."

This would definitely have been better flambeed

The Ice Queen chose a most inopportune spot that day

Forecast is calling for snow furries

Pretend you're interested for a little while longer, Tony, until that photographer's been lulled into a false sense of security ...

The
were far less happy with the exchange programme.

Tigers 2, Lions and Bears 0

"We're walking in the aaaaaaaarrrrrrrggghhhhh ... "

Although he had been stood still for days, Mowgli still did not dare move.

You think we have it bad?
Apparently one of the penguins has collapsed with heat stroke in their enclosure, and the polar bear pen consists of sand and palm trees!
You wouldn't half know this was a PFI zoo.

It was quick thinking by Norbert to disguise himself as a snowman when he fell in the tiger pen, but he had to conceed, it wasn't going to save him...

Drat, they've eaten my nose. On the bright side, no more smell of danger.

I'm not shivering, I'm just Shere Khan

'There's nothing wrong with my pole dancing that a bit of practice won't fix.....'

"Now, we just need some eyes and a nose"

"Here, use these that I got from that keeper who forgot to lock his door"

It takes two to tango.

"Rising up...back on the street..."

"What you singing Rock?"

"Eye of the Human, gets me in the zone. I'm ready Adrian"

Hmm? Tastes like chicken to me.

"I can still see you"

Have you seen the film 'Ghost'

Needs a bit more fearful symmetry ...

"Hey Tony! These Frosties taste nothing like you said!!"

Big cat reconstruction of the "Pope with Lion Cub" pic from a fortnight ago...

That's the coach driver. Now for all the people stranded in the Village Hall.

Two tigers exact a terrible revenge on Bill Giles.

Tigers make themselves at home after securing an RBS loan on their compound...

White Stripes Play Longleat

We've been had! This isn't the Pope!

At least that's stopped him calling us Kitty

Mountain tigers from Kill-a-man-here-Joe

Well, he's not walking in the air any more

I must be turning vegetarian - I thought the best bit was the scarf

Those kids must have spent an age building this and, yet again, we missed the chance to eat one of the blighters.

I thought I'd enjoy Welsh rarebit, but Aled Jones tasted awful

The Magic Circle Assistants Society's Winter Ball led to the mysterious disappearance of the lovely Debbie McGee

Not bad, eh? Who says you need opposable thumbs?

The trouble is, you can't spot the Big White Hunters in this weather

Look, you'd better start practicing that damned routine or it's no show for you tonight

Fabulous dessert, honey. Did you use real park rangers?

this time the mother took a stab at the pope

"These Big Brother tasks are getting more ridiculous!
Build a snowman whilst dressed in tiger suits, indeed."

Forget the snow patrol - I want to get into the next enclosure and try a few arctic monkeys

I just love the snow Tony, it's Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat!

'Not walking in the air now are you, eh?'