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With the blurb: Caption Competition

* Posted Thursday, 2 April 2009 at 13:30 UK time

Apologies, there will be no caption competition this week.

Monitor has done it again.
The Gremlins win?

awwwwww!

And I was preparing to put money on this article being featured

Perhaps we could make up captions and leave it to others to imagine the picture.


"Don't worry your holiness, she said prostitute - not protestant"

Sure, we can do a version of singing in the rain. I'll get the umbrellas, you watch for the policeman over there.

Gee, twenty trillion, a bargain!

And may God strike us down if the poor are not better off today than a century ago...

Yes, but smile at which camera?

Damn, it's the bat signal, I gotta go.

GB: So, Michelle, did you and the Queen and I discussed the long and the short of it?

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Latest pics of Happy Slapping at the G20 found..

GB: So, Michelle, did you and the Queen discuss the long and the short of it?

(correction)

GB: No, the offside rule is quite simple really...

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You're America's first black President? I'm Britain's first Brown PM.

Sarah: So Michelle, what is it like being married to a popular politician?

Yes, it is fun being tall isn't it?

Now, Mr President, please assist us by calling down the dove from above. Hhrrrooow! Hhrrrooow!

Obama: money doesn't fall out of the sky
Gordan: It doesn't grow on trees either
Together: Thats our A plan down the sink then.
(New Opera starting in the Spring, 'The Browns & Obama's' )

How big is our ego? It's this big.

And I know that there's someone looking over me, thank you Superman.

I O? Gee, that's apt for Britain's economy.

The puppet master had difficulties controlling both puppets at once.

GB: ...but the real trouble began with the bundling of credit default swaps...

What do you mean, you want an interpreter?

BO: Gee Gordon, is that a flying pig I see up there.
GB: No Barack, it's just another MP's expenses claim winging it's way to the house.

Of course, I knew you had Irish ancestry the minute I heard your surname

So, I checked all my after-dinner jokes, and that’s the only one I can tell you

Isn't that David Cameron up there waving?

"God help me Gordon, you karate chop my wife and chopping you!"

Oh... Yeah... I was wondering what colour the sky would be on your planet.

Brown & Obama both admired Michelle's invisible Marge Simpson hairstyle; the latest new look in the fashion world

It's going to rain? No, that's H20.

Hold still Michelle, it's just landed on your nose...

That badge! So, you're a member of the Ovaltinies as well!

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GB: And thank you for the wonderful book on Lincoln. I'll sit it next to the picture book George Bush gave me.

"My Lord!" Obama exclaimed, "The dull grey of the sky is the same as your hair!"

I thought it always rained in England?

GB: Oh you must buy a kilt. The wife will love it.

You mean your house in America is detached?

It's the only way to resolve deadlocks at the summit, just remember, paper wraps stone.

The rain's over? Don't say that to Her Majesty.

BO: Well thanks for a great day Gordon. We're off round to Jacqui Smiths house now for a few beers and to watch a couple of DVD's. Could you give us some directions?

GB: Of course. I'll just check the address on her expenses claim form. Now which one of her 47 houses are you going to?

BO: Well I'm not sure. She did mention something about pokey and back bedroom, but she could have been talking about the DVD's.

And is the house across the street yours too?

"My guidebook said that it always rains in the UK"

"Luckily, Mr President, our country have made a special effort to warm the place up a little for you"

"Just look at what those pigeons have done to my wife's blouse!"

Oh, don't worry about him up there, its John Prescott and we like to keep him out of the way at these things now..

Barack sings Songs From The Shows : "Blue skies
Smiling at me
Nothing but blue skies
Do I see......Thank you London, thank you, I love you all !"

Everyone tries to pretend they hadn't noticed Gordon's fart

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BO: Sure, I'm game for anything except bowls.

There's no keyhole, Gordon? You mean you just leave the door open all the time?

OK, forget it. Nicolas wasn't keen on wife-swapping either.

OK, you can have Big Ben, if I can have your car..

I'm sorry, Barack. I honestly thought she was the new Avon Lady.

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I was on the look out for the real Superman, but you'll have to make do with me.

And I said to Sarah, when they get here and ring the bell, will that be the Obama-rama ding-dong!

Don't worry - I'm sure the minicab will be here in a few minutes

Is it OK if we put all this on your expenses, Barack?

Look Barack, this is how you do Crouchie's Robot dance.

You're lucky. When Nicolas was here, he had to stand on the doorstep AND a box,

Wheres Boris?, it looks like snow!

If you're going to try turning your car in Downing Street again, I'll order you a Tata Nano

After the G20, if you've got time, could you help sort out some difficulties we're having at the ´óÏó´«Ã½?

Any chance of getting me on "The SImpsons" like Tony?

That's odd. There's usually someone in.

What was that, God?

Obama: Truly a glorious day from God.

Brown: Not another one of these guys...

I was born in Govan, it's a little fishing village just off the coast of Glasgow.

I'd be careful. Her Majesty has that wave copyrighted.

You are joking, you've never seen a pigeon that fat......must take you to the House of Commons before you go home

New cast seen relaxing on set during the remake of the 70s classic "Love Thy Neighbour"

I know it sounds like a lot, but I hear the current resident is really anxious to sell. I am sure he would be receptive to a lowball offer.

Michelle really wanted a drink, but declined when Gordon asked her if she wanted some of his P.M. Tea

GB: Curtsey, yes, just ask Carla Bruni

MO: The Queen did touch me first, so technically...

Damned pigeons! My wife's dress was black when we set off.

There were growing fears for the Prime Minister's state of mind after they stood on the doorstep for twenty minutes waiting for Tony to let them in

Er, Barack, I'm not convinced it's such a good idea to have a badge with your initials on on your lapel

'Whaddya mean "locked out"? It looks like rain, too...'

It's OK, we always keep a spare key under that policeman's foot

And there was quite a lot left over, so we're having green custard for dessert

GB: We used to live next door you know. I'm still not sure if moving was such a good idea.

SB: Quite a few people think we should have moved out of this street completely.

And if you're really interested, I can get you a great mortgage through Northern Rock.

So, if I visited your White House, you reckon I'd have no problems turning my new Vauxhall Corsa around outside?

Obama decided that a black door on his white house just wouldn't work, and signalled for the chopper to take it away.

GB: Yes, well, only the shadow government knows

Let's all welcome the dove from above - "coo coo".

Jacqui Smith was asking if you've got some more of those DVDs, apparently her hubby has seen all the ones you gave me last time.

I don't think Britain is ready for a black Prime Minister - they're still getting used to their first cack one

BO: So let me get this right, we're in GB, with GB, for the G20.

GB: Yes that's correct

BO: So when George Bush was president, he was GB in GB with GB for the G20?

GB: Well yes, but he couldn't spell GB.

No, number 10 isn't haunted, apart from Mrs Thatcher that is.

Always remember, Gordon, voters use Google Satellite too

Smile, you're on CCTV

Brown: I can see the green shoots of recovery

Obama: and I can see the pig flying over Number Ten

Then I thought we'd go inside, log on to the Internet, and see the sort of captions people are sending in

Then we'll pop over to the ´óÏó´«Ã½ Magazine Monitor, and send MI5 around to do a spot of moderating

So, US President Barack Obama says Brazilian President Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva is the "most popular politician on earth" and has attributed it to his good looks. Sorry, Gordon.