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Starbucks employees strike back.

Gulliver's morning cuppa is an ordeal for the catering staff.

Attempts to make the largest cup of tea start with the world's largest tea bag.

Willy never really properly adjusted back into the wild.

The British are going!

In America, tea is dead, so locals hold a coffee mourning

Photos emerge of George Bush's parting present to the Brazilian ambassador..

Bring the kids! These tips are PG-rated.

Luckily, the milk container ship was bearing down on them

There's a bag missing. Is there a tea-leaf about?

The Boston Tea Party Re-enactment Society put on a stirring spectacle

Starbuck's introduce tea onto their menu, but get Imperial and Metric measures all mixed up

The name's Rex, but you can call me Tea Rex.

You should see the sugar cubes..

They're all as mad as hatters

Gary took it upon himself to face the attack of the flying mutant tea-bags

And the native Americans were holding their own Boston Tepee Party

.....the dunking of the biscuit (cookie) was the real crowd-pleaser though.

Yeah, it's fun, but it doesn't work as well as Mentos in Diet Coke

Always going slightly further than necessary, John Barrowman celebrates the launch of his new show with a spot of tea.

Always getting carried away with a good idea, John Barrowman celebrates the launch of his new show with a spot of tea.

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Err, Frank, don't you realise we've had independence since 1776?

The latest anti-pirate weapon is given a trial.

And are you sure we need this much to deter the sharks, Mr. Lipton?

Mistaking the 'T' for a 'D', the pirates were set for a real disappointment.

Somali Pirates demand Twinings 'everyday tea' in exchange for maersk line captain

Tom Cruise pictured next to life new smaller tea bag

Starbucks introduce their new XXL Tea To Go.

Coffee Commandos unite!!!

Tom Cruise pictured next to new smaller sized tea bag

wording correction

Get lost Simon Cowell, and take your damned tea with you!

P - A - R - Tea - Why? 'Cos there's too damn much of it.

The name's Bond, Brooke Bond

Misinterpreting the whole 'central mass throwing off planets, planets cooling, and boiling seas' thingy.

Perhaps a tea-bag would be a better concept than a tea-sack, eh, Mr. Lipton?

To counteract the environmental effect, the British simultaneously released 17 tonnes of Horlicks from Portsmouth harbour.

The Mafia discover a cunning way to dispose of victims

Cross your eyes and drop your tea.

Only the little people may pay taxes, but at least they're not lukewarm in protesting it.

Despite the leaks from Number 10, only one person got the sack

No, wait, we haven't found Smithers' cat yet!

After leaving Captain Ahab's service, Starbuck suddenly came up with a money-spinning idea

Tea in the sea

How you actually get a Kraken to wake up..

P-sea tips anyone?

Following Federal requirements Jim,as the designated tea -hurler,maintained the required 18" distance from edge of jetty before hurling the US inspected and approved sack.

We're protesting against V. A. Tea

Are you sure that water is freshly boiled?

Oolong, farewell, Auf wiedersehen, good night...

The selection process for the Obamas new dog included the obligatory witch test, if it floats it's evil!

The American captives began to rebel against their Somali captors

Tea + Sea = Pee?

We'd better warn shipping to look out for a tea slick

Earle Gray was not universally loved among Colonists.

It was unfortunate that, at that very moment, the Titanic hove onto the horizon

"The Americans love a sal-tea cuppa."

"Call me old school, but I'm pretty sure cannonballs worked perfectly well for centuries."

We would like to see ze British ferries reach Calais through zis little lot

Simon Cowell is forced to admit his mistake to angry contestants on 'Boston's Got Tea Lent'.

Boston Illegal

"I said we needed to diffuse the situation, not infuse it..."

Teachers protest over shorter job titles.

Riots broke out after it was discovered they were out of biscuits and tea cakes

The Boston Tea-Party Re-enactment Society had got every single detail correct, from the costumes down to the ship, with the possible exception of booking tickets to Boston, Lincs., by mistake

The PTA couldnt believe that the kids had fallen for the Sack race ploy again...

I said I wanted DeCaf!

He regretted asking Moby Dick for a few teabags!

And in a surprising twist of events, the Mad Hatter decided to turn up

Why should I throw her a life-belt? That's my mother-in-law.

Teasmaiden voyage

Starbucks staff training day, final session: 'Keeping up profit margins'.

The American's hadn't grasped the subtleties of Cabbaging and the significance of Tunnock's Tea Cakes.

Civil unrest breaks out after the British send over one thousand sacks of tea and no strainer

The Americans' nonchalance about rising ocean temperatures has gone a step too far.

Yeah, Dolly Parton always likes big cups

A truly magnificent day was spoilt when the man in the blue shirt, caught up in the zealousness of the moment, forgot to let go of the tassel attached to the weighty sack of tea, which pulled him off the quay-side to his death.

"We don't know how to make a decent cup anyway, mwah ha ha ha!"

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GEDDIN' THE CUP!

American gang culture: In LA they shoot each other, in Boston they throw sacks of tea into the ocean.

Riots break out after an order for 1,000 Samsung laptops is misread as one for 1,000 sacks of Lapsang Souchong

Hands up all those who want white with one sugar.

Although the Americans thought they were going to rival China's excellence for green tea, they hadn't fully thought this one through.

Umm.. Guys? Some English broad back here says we're supposed to make it with BOILING water.........

Tea? Nah. we're protesting about the Sacks Tax.

Pirates seize the USS Lipton

Tom's persistent extravagance on every single syllable was not going to win him any charades friends.

Sadly, being American, they had failed to ensure that the sea had reached boiling point.

MP's express their views after House of Commons canteen loses licence to sell intoxicating liquor.

Hank demonstrated his expertise in deep tea fishing.

Call this a riot? This is just a storm in a tea-cup.

Following the row over expense claims, MP's decide to send "all the tea" back to China.

"We're in a recession! No one needs that many monogrammed pillows"

Americans ease the UK recession sending aid over the Atlantic

I name this ship SS Teetotal

With commodities falling so sharply around them, he decided to stoke the fires a little by shouting "Its gold, man. Sacks"

And as the angry mob shouted 'Cachet Diem!', the clotted cream and strawberry jam arrived.

When I said 'Shall I be Mum?' I meant 'I SHALL BE MUM'.

Look, we've just built a ship. What makes you think we've got enough money left over to buy Champagne to launch it?