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God bless the Plinth of Wails

Wheres that girl, then? They definitely said thered be Annette to support me.

Yeah, I saw this post advertised on the Net

Where's that girl, then? They definitely said there'd be Annette to support me.

(spelling correction)

Oh no! Nelson's gone and fallen off!

Not exactly Landseer, is he?

I'm here to draw attention to the problem of vertigo, but no one said it was going to be this high.

I'm here in case Humpty turns up.

I'm tying to keep the falcons away.

"I told her: I said I'm only human: I've got faults... DON'T put me on a pedestal I said...."

My mum always said I was a waste of space....

What happens to bad postillions when they upset the Queen?

I'm only the Town Crier because I've just got it jammed in my zip

Bus services in Trafalgar Square disrupted by "Fathers for Justice".

"OK" said Nelson "1st wish, back to life. 2nd wish, those blimmin pigeons. 3rd wish...well. I should have BOUGHT the sunglasses, and wished for a ladder....."

Since the operation, I've been known as the Angela of the South

Prince Harry began to suspect that this latest posting was in fact designed to keep him out of trouble.

'Ere, anybody seen my lion?

They seek him here, they seek him there...

And find him in Trafalgar Square.

"I bet I look a right Dick Turpin...."

Nelson's twice as big as I am - I'm a half-Nelson

At this rate, this is what F1 racing will look like next year..

These new GATSO's are well-disguised

Stone, the pose.

Fishing Through The Ages #137: No rod? Just stare them into the net..

Eh, touristes, toujours on ne doit pas oublier le mot Trafalgar

Dear Gordon,
I know we have put off the defence review until after the election but could i bring to your attention the effect of current budget cuts on military signals and communications....
Rt Hon Bob Ainsworth MP

I wish I'd brought some Imodium for the podium

Trafalgar Mayor?

Wimbledon Circa 1860 was a very different game

The Hangover - British style

What'd'ya think? Are the sunglasses a bit much?

As a part-time town crier, he was starting to rue picking a 'day to declaim' when the news on the net was virtually non-existent.

I wonder if Lord Nelson was conned in the same way

Anthony Gormley - more like An' totally Gormless

When I told the lads I wanted to get back to Nelson, I meant the one in Lancashire........

Ruddy community service!

If only I'd got to the shop a bit quicker, I could have had the Wonderwoman outfit I really wanted

and Cub reporter Nick had been SO excited when his editor offered him his own column.......

Oyez! Oyez! Oh, (sighs and sits down) what's the point?

Should have gone before I left the house.......

Harry had been waiting months for his new kitchen to be installed, and so far all he had was the plinth

A Georgian, not-so-tall boy.

The troops' assault course training of 1806 had ended up with scrambling nets in a surprisingly urban setting, or else he'd got more than a little lost on the orienteering....

When I answered the ad, I thouht it was for a live-in sculptor

I hope no pigeon Landseer!!!

When I answered the ad, I thought it was for a live-in sculptor

(sorry)

STAGECOACH 162 YEARS LATE
Still meets performance criteria

You: Walking across Traflagar Square at 4pm Monday in beige jacket with long brown hair and low-cut blue top.

Me: Looking down over you in large, loose-fitting bright red overcoat, dark glasses and black cap.

Drink?

"Oh yay! Oh yay! Oh just forget it, I'm not in the mood...'

Working at Butlin's wasn't as much fun as Derek thought it would be

The Loneliness of the Long Distance Punner.

Plinth Charming.

Look .. All I know is I was told to turn up dressed as your favourite Trumpton character

"Into the breech" they said. I didn't know they meant these ineffables.

At least Steve McQueen had a ball to play with

Human Chess was one thing, but playing Human Monopoly was getting to be a bit of a bore

President Sarkozy sits and takes a well earned rest inbetween speeches on his new upgraded podium booster box.

London unveils its very first Scare-Bob-Crow

Sad sack sittin on a block of stone......sorry Elvis.

Who dat down der saying who dat up der?

I see David Blaine's gone retro for his latest stunt.

Derek had only got the part because he said he was a Town Crier in real life, but that was only a sob story

Not even Twitter could make this interesting. Fail!

Can anybody help? I think I've got a splinthter.

Well, it's quite comfortable, but does a public convenience have to be THIS public?

It was a long and boring day for extras on the set of 'Trumpton: the Movie'...

Mr Red was eventually negated from the final heist on grounds he was a little too conspicuous

With university funding cut, this was Scott's last hope of higher education.

So much for Dad's suggestion that Trafalgar Square would be a good place to meet birds.

Towards the end of the week, George III thought he was a statue.

George III lost his marbles, they rolled off the plinth.

Scott had had 'that dream' again....

Well, that's definitely the last time I do a sponsored fancy-dress parachute jump

who nicked my column?

Not able to locate a suitable costume in time, the other Fathers for Justice abandoned poor Jeff.

And all this because Anthony Gormley is too ruddy lazy to actually make a statue

No, no, no. I definitely said I wanted a fancy ADDRESS in London.

maybe a bad idea to sit on that cold stone for too long

Humpty Dumpty - after the atkins diet

Boris Johnson is certainly good at deputising when he wants to

david blaine stayed 40 days above the Thames, i should be able to manage an hour up here!

National Gallery sponsors town crier to perform 'A picture is worth a thousand words'.

A newly discovered childhood portrait proved that Stig was much older than anyone had imagined.

I think I would have gone down better if I'd remembered to bring some news with me

Pariliament's 5-a-side football linesman reluctantly shows off new kit.

Hear yee, hear yee I'm plinthed!

After the ´óÏó´«Ã½, Huw Edwards just couldn't get a decent job anywhere

Trafalgar Square's new public toilets were not met with the enthusiasm the designers had hoped for.

Nobody seemed interested in "Fathers for Bingo Tax Justice"

It was a great idea to put Jeremy Clarkson up there out of the way. Unfortunately, you could still hear him.

I thought this was meant to be a Suggs lookalike competition and now I'm stuck up here. Mind you I've got Mrs Slocombe's pussy to keep me company somewhere

The point at which this year's winner of The Speaker realised he'd lifted his mum's shopping list by mistake...

Zoo keepers test out the new elephant toilet at London Zoo

"But baby it's scrolled outside..."

Musical statues wasn't so much fun now hes all grown up.

Dick Whittington's plinth-top protest for the plight of panto characters in the summer.

"I'm sorry," said Illman. "I'm not feeling well."

Punishments at St Egbert's were sometimes bizarre.

.... 3 hours 22 mins later...I spy with my little eye, something begining with....