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A night out with Steven Gerrard was never dull

We've hit the jackpot lads, its Trinny and Susannah. Lets see how they like it..

Come on lads, another batch of these and I can become an eBay PowerSeller.

Any tea bags in there?

It's always so hard to find just the right thing that goes well in the bush.

Forget it lads, this stuff is all from the pound shop..

"You've been over pulled for a routine border search madam. Anything to declare?"

These'll go nicely on that Statue of Liberty we found on the beach

Yeah, well the problem 'ere is your wing mirror's faulty and the lads reckon it'll take 'em at least a week to get a new part.

GTA 5 Wild in Africa was selling well

Whilst being very clever with roof-boxes, the baboons still couldn't get the hang of driving safely

Hang on, what size did Mum say she was again, these look a bit on the small size..

No it's not D&G, darling, but in a recession we have to make do with second hand, luckily vintage is in this summer.

The baboons had clearly been watching 'Cash in the Attic'

Margaret....You are definitely not taking that with us on holidays

Calm down, lads. I don't think it's Jordan in this one.

Oi, 'Arry, look what Ted's got 'old of! Ooh err, missus!

Does nobody think to pack a safari jacket?

It's no good - the sleeves are always too short

Hang on, lads! If all of us sit down at our typewriters, we should be able to come up with the winning caption in no time.

They can't be going to a wedding - there're no monkey suits in here.

Harrods trains staff for big sales event

As the newlyweds sped off, Derek but his spray can of 'Fragrance of Bananas' back in his jacket. How they'd all laugh when Janice and Tom got back from the Honeymoon..

Er lads, I think we'd better give this one a miss, Chris Eubank's driving.

Just get rid of these clothes, then we can snuggle up inside - I just hope they're going somewhere nice for their holidays

Ryan Airs baggage handlers show there usual commitment to customer care

Frank Baboono was keen to show that he was still top boxer

Darling, are you sure these cheap carwashes are any good?

It was always the same at the car boot sale the minute a new seller arrived.

It was only a rumour, lads. Dian Fossey's not in this one.

The fashion police force were becoming a nasty lot

Wizard of Oz - the out-takes

Monica ! I've found a hammock for the twins.

Head babboon: J Crew again, how disappointing.

Well, this is only going to confirm the Liverpool scally tag, isn't it?

The bagagge handlers were desperatly trying to find another guitar to break.

Inccidents of crime have soared amid fears that the recession could result in many baboons being made redundant.

Stick some cheap clothes in the old roof-box, grab a camcorder, drive off to Knowsley, and that's a guaranteed £250 from Harry Hill

Luggage-case works alright now mate - nothing a monkey wrench couldn't fix

Reason for claim ...

It is never a good idea to play the Monkees Greatest Hits in front of a troop of Baboons..

Thule regret this!

Dave, I've found you the ideal thing for your catapult, double barrelled no less.

I'm not so worried about the roof-box. But what have they done with the caravan?

We have got to find some shoes or our plan to dress up, stand on each others shoulders and walk past the keepers is out of the window

My idea for the new fall series? Well, it's a Daktari meets Project Runway sort of thing.

If you could get out now, we'll give the inside a quick hoover and you're good to go!

We're urban gorillas, geddit?

Driving through Neverland was still dangerous as Bubbles and his family were still waiting for him to come home.

Bra-boons

No, the tigers clearly said a bra with matching knickers

Not only are they cheap, but they're the most thorough customs officials we've ever had

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Why-aye pet, wor first trip to France and wadda ye knaa?

The hotel inspector's staff made sure noone took the fluffy bath robes again.

Budget cuts result in a new series
"I'm a non-entity get me out of here"

It's clean, Doyle. I tore everything out of this car except the rocker panels ...

But did you really expect haute couture in a car like this?

People! I ask you. They go on holiday, fill the car with junk and never, ever, think to stock up on bananas! Mad!

Kwik Fit's status as an Equal Opportunities employer leaves them very vulnerable in the current economic climate.

I'm getting a little suspicious, Mavis. Did they actually say they were from the AA?

Yeah, I'll tell the missus, less starch next time and don't mix the whites with the coloured.

See no evil?! This colour scheme is so yesterday!

Despite the weeks of planning their Summer holiday the family still find themselves in a last minute scramble to finish the packing

Hey, look who's driving - that devil from Gatwick who damaged my consignment of bananas last year.

Don't worry, Madam, they will ride up with wear...

I told you not to mention Charlton Heston, Doris, I told you..

What's this - a helmet? At least we know who the Stig is now.

"Wait a minute Terry, That's not one of my bras!"

Just hope they don't find the guns, Manuel. I told you to put them in the boot, but oh no..

And you lot in there had better not soil your pants - we've got all your spare underwear now

Look, think of us as family. Distant, but still family.

Excuse me. Do you have this size but in a red?

Samsonite launches new ad campaign

Never mind the quality. Feel the width!

2-way family favourites.

The owner of the local garage found to his cost there is some truth in the saying, 'you pay peanuts....'

"Look, think yourselves lucky. If you were at Longleat, we'd be Lions and you'd be lunch"

We're in luck, Daphne - there's a sign there saying "Thiz Way to the Spair Car Partz and Clothez Shop"

Out(erwear) of Africa

Ah, undies for my monkey nuts

We're looking for Jane...

The new PG Tips advert shows baboons trying to make some tea, and having to look for two cups

Careful, lads. If that Naomi Campbell IS hiding in there, tearing her clothes off will only make her more angry...

TL Baboon - "Aw no lads, we've broken their wing mirror off. You think they'll notice?"

BL Babbon - "Forget that, come and see how funny looking they are."

36D? Who's she kidding? Well at least she won't be short of a tissue or two.

Critics say that additional training allowances for baggage handlers at Heathrow could have been better spent...

Oi 'Arry, it just occurred to me, remember when you had that goldfish?

This one's for Cheetah!

Forget the dirty washing guys, I can see a Tom Tom. Get Jumbo over here!

Hey, what are you going to do for a face when I want my bum back?

Keep on looking. It's a Jean-Paul Gaultier yellow A-line dress, with cutaway shoulders and a cute banana motif at the collar I'm after...

I'm not sure Direct Line are going to believe this, but the Rhino did admit liability before sending lawyers in..

"I'm confused. I thought you said it was another nine miles until we reached Liverpool."

Someone pass me a crowbar, the stuff they are wearing is better than this tat.

Hey in there! Where are the changing rooms?

Next!

Madagascar 3: Escape from Knowsley

Darling, tell me you can see monkeys wearing your clothes, otherwise I'm having another acid flashback.

Even the baboons knew that red & green should never be seen