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More Stories emerge about Katie Price and her new Beau.........

Before reaching a funding agreement, Sammy Wilson was reported as saying when asked "where are these people supposed to sleep at night?".....

What skids furthest on what surface?

The flooring industry was this week reeling from the surprise merger of Trolleys Fine Laminates and Ward Sheet Vinyl to create which super conglomerate?

To avoid the spread of the H5N1 'flu virus, doctors and nurses are advised to sneeze where?

Where do nurses sleep when they're hung over and on duty?

To help raise money to fund its budget deficit, the government proposes to introduce congestion charging to which surprising new arena?

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what are all occupied?

'Im afraid we're out of 5 star rooms Ms Hilton, but we can offer you the following overnight accomodation and a contintental buffet-style breakfast' - what was it?

What was the original title of Rod Stewart's "Handbags and Glad Rags"?

What was this week's orignal Weekly Bonus Question before it got changed?

The Government hope to increase the NHS budget by taxing...

What will the NHS be known as after privatisation?

What would you expect to find in the river between Tesco and the local A&E Department?

The unusual surnames of the new ´óÏó´«Ã½ Breakfast presenting team are...

What's Bob Geldof's grand children called?

After several years of successful experimentation on A&E wards, what will the Government re-designate as "Intensive Care Beds" to meet any future need caused by the flu virus?

Regarding the NHS staff who were playing an internet game, whereby you had to find places to lay down innert.

If you are injured, between what do you not want to see a gap?

Between which two points is the cleanest area found in most NHS hospitals?

What have Kim and Aggie reportedly refused to help clean recently on a matter of principle?

When the NHS is finally privatised what will the budget level of overnight accomodation be known as?

What did Bert Trolley and Fred Ward call their carpeting business?

If you miss your lunch in hospital where are you likely to find a nutricious snack to keep you going til teatime?

A number of NHS Trusts have been investigating the appearance of extraordinarily long skid marks which have appeared in a number of hospitals. What is the cause, and where was most damage done?

(Offered with a not entirely co-incidental nod towards last weeks competition)

New stealth taxes at hospitals include speed cameras for...

What has it been recently discovered, that the lockerbie bomber's doctor actually spends most of his time cleaning?

What was the recent tabloid headline on the demise of X-factors Shayne Ward?

What is been used as accommodation for first year medical students at an overcrowded university

when you are told you have been taken off the NHS waiting list and allocated a bed ata private hospital , what are you likely to be sleeping on

When 2008 saw an increase in parents naming their children after the place they were born, which names made it into the top 100 for the first time?

What are the most dangerous things, after the food, in our NHS hospitals today?

Name a few things you accidentally bought on ebay

´óÏó´«Ã½ TV programmes Holby City and Casualty are being merged and will, in future, be known as ....

So you're from San Francisco then?

What are clean enough to eat your dinner off?

What does the code mean, Herr Flick?

On what two points can we agree about nationalised healthcare?

One Flew Over the Costco's Nest?

Name two jobs from which you'd want to be sacked?

Name the 2 areas of health care reform US Republicans are willing to contribute to?

Where do most teenagers sleep on a Friday night ?

Where should we put the patients when all the beds are full?

Name Michael Jacksons all new charity compilation CD in aid of Obamas health care reform?

All the beds are full - where shall we put all the new swine flu patients?

The American Civil War of 2009 is better known as?

Where's the best place to pick up a dose of MRSA?

As part of a recent proposal to remove the F1 deadlock on car fairness, what could drivers be asked to use in future races?

What items can the people of Bristol now recycle?

New guide lines for Holby producers stipulate that doctors and nurses must only have intimate scenes on .......

In the lying down game, points will be deducted for the predicatability of people using what?

"Two Ton Tim" the morbidly obese man is said to have emptied a hospital of everything but the kitchen sink and what other 2 items?

Where was the 'lying down' game played?

According to the Environment Agency what beat fish into third place as things your most likely to find in canals?

Where did the suspended hospital staff take pictures of themselves lying down for the Facebook Lying Down game?

Which company resulted from the merger of Trolley Rugs and Ward Carpets?

Where did Robbie Williams Announce his next tour would take place?

What could you be simultaneously off and on in a psychiatric hospital?

As NHS budget cuts loom, Andy Burnham advises that quadruple heart bypasses should be performed where?

What will be removed from the NHS to help reduce the public-sector deficit?

welcome to the NHS in Britain , enjoy our deluxe accommodation of ......

What are the next 2 items on the Government's 'Items to Tax' list?

"Two," "three", and "what", "fours" . Mis-pronounciations of what phrase used by dentists on patients to test levels of anisthetic before drilling?

A Noddley Fart Row Rolls = ?

Which two items are the NHS still seeking sponsorship deals for?

What items inhabit Daniel Hannan's nightmares?
Or:
What will be left if any more of the NHS budget is cut?
Or:
What are the cleanest things in a hospital?

Actually I think it's "where were Australian medics pictured playing the lying-down game?"

What two items caused the most accidents in hospitals in the UK in 2008?

Judging by the Pandemic Predictions People, where can most of us expect to spend Christmas/New Year 2009?

Starting around 3am last Sunday morning - when I announced that I could fly, after downing several pints of particularly strong Bishop's Crevice, where did my several attempts at flight start and finish?

On a recent trip to hospital after more pints of Bishop's Crevice, what did I lose, and where were they eventually found?

What are the only two bits of equipment that will be of a higher quality if you chose to have an operation privately, rather than with the NHS?

What's the difference between lie on and lino?

In their latest advert, which two items will Craig Doyle inform us that 'to be honest, we didn't expect Exerest to be doing that now, did we?'

Opps - pressed post instead of preview. doh.

In their latest advert, which two items will Craig Doyle inform us that 'to be honest, we didn't expect Everest to be doing that now, did we?'

What is the working name of the next Spin Doctors album sponsored by the Labour Party ?

What do the Republicans claim will attack valiant hospital staff should plans for US healthcare reform pass, leading to certain MRSA nationwide and the end of the world?

Alternatively, the lying down in which areas of Swindon hospital resulted in several staff losing their jobs?

President Obama insists that his health reforms will not result in a two tier health system where patients have to choose between what?

While America undertook water-boarding, extraordinary rendition and sleep deprivation as the means to extract confessions from suspected terrorists, what were the preferred instruments of torture used by MI6?

Comedian Eddie Izzard is currently running the equivalent of a marathon per day for seven weeks (please please sponsor him at Comic Relief). He started on 28th July in London - and is likely to complete his heroic quest at one of which two possible destinations?

The ´óÏó´«Ã½ regretfully takes the decision that it will keep both Casualty and Holby City on the air. However, savings will be made on two props to reduce costs - those items are...

Where Drunk Girl holidays?

What are the dirtiest and cleanest things in a modern hospital.

What gets used instead of bedpans when nurses are busy?

What should always be among the cleanest things in hospitals - but rarely are?

Where are nurses most likely to conceive?

With more and more hospitals sucumbing to the compensation culture, and with so many negligence claims being centred on the operating theatre; what, statistically speaking, are the two safest pleaces to be in a hospital?

Where is the best place to look when visiting an STI clinic?

Inspired by the clinical ennui of sterile modern life described in their seminal release OK Computer, Radiohead's new album has been officially named:

The recent marriage of Stanley to Rosamunde brought together which two aristocratic families for the the first time since the reign of Ethelred the Unready?

Which two things does one experience in quick succession if one comments on the assets of Nurse Tina?

Which two objects did the British public choose to represent their culture in a proposed national time capsule?

To obtain an NVQ in Hospital Porterage what two items do you have to correctly identify?

Market research over the bank holiday weekend revealed the biggest destinations for 'staycationing':

"Allows dryrot fondlers" is an anagram of what commonly-found hospital items?

Which locations have been revealed to have the highest populations of children in UK?

Alistair Darling claimed to have witnessed the first green shoots emerging this week during a visit to Brighton & Sussex University Hospital (which tops the wholly-reliable Daily Mail league for notified MRSA infections). Where, precisely, are these shoots gestating?

The 2009 National Chain-Smokers' Conference was relocated at the last minute to which venues?

Where, on Purley way, Croyden, is this week's best bargains on laminate flooring to be found ?

What is George Burley and his squad more likely to be polishing than football trophies this time next year?