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When can you safely break wind in the bath?

The line 'Bubble, bubble, toil and trouble' came to Shakespeare when?

When the Dreyfus Affair was big news?

When Jack Hughes joined the Mafia?

When Michael Jackson named his chimpanzee?

Pardon me for being free - It was not the food, it was just me

Andrew Flintoff's bath has a built-in supply of Alka-Seltzers

I told you I could smell gas.

Michael Bubl茅's bath?

Sir John Everett Millais gets an idea for a painting whilst in the bath

Pamela Anderson highlighting her best naked moments?

OK, it's not the Times of London, but it's not a bad little Italian newspaper

Every newspaper gets so aerated about the BNP these days

You can be snoozy or a floozy....

What do you use to change the tyre on a little Italian car?

What's not on Robert Pattinson's watch?

It was the bath of times and the worth of times?

Bad translation of Zola?

MC Hammer enters an Easy Listening phase in his career.

Nick Griffin is in your bath, so it's full of hot air.

Polanski revisits 1977?

Anagrammatically what does "I'm just oceanic fizz" make?

When it's all going swimmingly?

If Bollinger made baths ...

Dreyfus is innocent!

Not a good time to have a dish washing soap mix-up?

Housing bubble bursts in times of Jaccuzzi.......

Which period in history was noted for its distinct lack of progress?

Where Katie Perry prefers being hot 'n cold?

Charlie Wilson's phwoar?

Mum's euphemism for cooking a lobster?

When will a plastic pre-formed pond and a hosepipe turned on full mark you as being the wrong side of thrifty?

Hugh Hefner's wedding vows?

When should you break glass to remove emergency swimming trunks?

When was Dan Brown's symbol lost?

When is it socially acceptable to have a bath outside and in the winter?

Rubber ducky, you're the one?

When does it help to blow down your straw into a fizzy drink?

When does it pay to hold off remodeling the bath?

When does Berlusconi get the most job satisfaction?

鈥淚n times of great stress [...] it's always best to keep busy.鈥� - Lee Iacocca

"In times of jacuzzi, it's always best to tie up your dogs" - benny007

Spring?

When Jan Moir decides what to write about?

Working title of the next Bond film?

Grandpa's code phrase to hide the copper coil on the still when the coppers arrived?

Reading the newspaper in tne bath?

Reading the newspaper in the bath?

How to put the wind up Granny?

What Windows 7 was initially called?

In which obscure Italian newspaper did Pope Benedict announce that disaffected Anglicans could join with Rome, providing they brought with them sizable bits of real estate which Rome had previously lost between 1529 and 1536 (in other words around about half past three in the afternoon).

When鈥檚 a good time to writhe around in terror screaming something about piranhas?

Epileptics bathtime?

What's the wrong time to call on Noddy and Big Ears?

When is it unsafe to use the showers in prison?

Little known subtitle for the song "I'm forever blowing bubbles"

When are parents most embarrassing?

When did I feel least comfortable with my school geography teacher?

Bath-time for grandfarter?

When shouldn't you go down to the woods today?

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When the gift of a plastic wading pool is least appreciated?

Watch-spring?

Springwatch?

When can you watch a dead spider shoot the rapids?

In Florence, visiting the Gallery of Sanitary Ware?

New work discovered by Emile Zola on why the French hate baths.

Complete this sentence which appears on a notice fixed to the wall close to the municipal swimming pool.

PLEASE QUEUE HERE ............

Let them eat cake

I'm afraid he can't speak to you for the moment - he's on the foam

Eh bien, my leetle grey cells tell me it was the 大象传媒 who stole the second 'c' from 'jaccuzzi'

Raven-Clare.


Que?

What was also known as "The Stream Age"?

When was the term "jetwash" invented?

Will Hugo Chavez ever have a 10 minutes bath?

George, I know you're having a bath, but have you seen my food-mixer?

When should you NOT attempt to paper over the crack?

In what publication would adverts for plush terry robes and bath salts be found?

What was Gasseous Clay's favourite post fight passtime?

In what publication do the main rivals to the journalists who work for the "Daily Bathroom Mirror" write?

Gabriel Garcia Marquez originally titled his Nobel Prize winning book, Love....what?

When I'm infectious jazz fell into the anagram machine, it emerged as...

What's Dyson's next venture called?

The mayor of Bath can be relied upon...when?

What lyric was changed from the early draft of "Let it Be".

Incontinence brings a fresh new meaning to "getting your own back" ....

When would be a bad time to service the toaster.

If you move all the keys on your computer keyboard one place to the right and type "Ub Runwa id H#xy\\u" what actually appears on your screen?

In the 21st Century before the recession, how was the first decaded described?

Er, no, Derek, that's the washing-machine

What do you get if to use the Babel Fish to translate, "It's bath night" into French, then into German, then Spanish and back into English again?

An ancient Roman time zone

If you translate "Wash 'n' Go" into Chinese what does it actually mean?

When do chavs and chavettes take to the tub but never Chavez?

When isn't it a good time to discover you forgot to take your Rolex off?

And the band played on?

What was the original line written by Multi-Millionaire Paul McCartney on Let It Be....'in times of Jacuzzi, Mother Mary comes to me....'

Where do Media Studies students aspire to?

Mr Jacuzzi of London publishes his daughter's wedding announcement?

When you are not in trouble, where do you find yourself?