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Why Judy Garland was always smiling

Just another Saturday morning after the Friday night before...

Mr. Kipling seems to have changed the ingredients, Dear

What do you get if you allow your children to decorate?

How is Alistair Darling going to distract people when reading out the Budget?

Well Jeremy, how would you describe the dashboard of the new Renault?

Why shouldn't you look into the sky in Norway?

What is the colour of choice for the bedroom walls of women over thirty-five?

Why shouldn't adults watch children's television?

Pete Doherty takes over from Patrick Moore presenting "The Sky at Night"

A grumpy Santa sings Louis Armstrong?

The super in the office gets even for not being invited to the holiday lunch?

What happened when someone took down the "No Smoking" sign in the fireworks factory?

What did Rolf Vogt's wife cite as the reason for her divorce petition?

What IS the story in Balamory?

The perfect baby shower gift?

What was the brief for the 2012 Olympic logo design?

What happens when you disconnect HAL?

Someone needs a spot of eggnog?

What is the Mission Statement for the new series of 'Changing Rooms'?

This holiday moment brought to you by your local chemist?

What characterised the '70s?

Can you tell what it is yet?

How can you tell when you've got Wine Flu?

What to wear when strolling down Electric Avenue?

The feeling one gets most weeks as the 7-Days-7-Questions team screws up at least one of the questions or links. Today's speciality is Question 5, about the child benefit....

The Winner of X Factor 2009 is .......

What poorly thought out design decision did the Migraine Sufferers Association of Great Britain make at their annual conference?

Budget cuts on the set of Alice in Wonderland?

The changes triumphantly announced by the London committee to the animated logo for the 2012 Olympics, which they hope will retrieve and revive the games.

A Jack Nicholson family Christmas?

What do you get when you put the Teletubbies in a blender?

What was presented by Alistair Darling in parliamnet last Tuesday?

"...we're not in Kansas any more"

What does Ronnie Wood remember of his Rolling Stones days?

The ELO concert after the drugs run out?

Rogue pharmaceutical companies are accused of investing heavily in what?

Best-selling Christmas sweater of 2009?

Help, I've been pixelated?

The result of a badly directed technicolour yawn?

What shall we use on our guinea pigs to test these new drugs?

Swindon on a wet Friday in late December is............

When people design their own websites.

A hot and squiffy afternoon at Gay Pride.

Shouty children's television on Saturday mornings.

What did Tiger Woods see just after his Missus allegedly walloped him with a nine iron?

Salsa dancing British Grandmother Paddy Jones who won the Spanish equivalent of Britain's Got Talent "Against a migraine-inducing backdrop of flickering rainbow colours, the couple tore through their two-minute routine with an array of unlikely moves that ended with Mrs Jones perched serenely on her partner’s shoulders and the audience and judges on their feet."

What can you give the person sitting behind you by eating a big bag of Skittles before settling into your rollercoaster seat?

What do you see when you find someone has submitted the actual answer to the WBQ?

What has George been giving Zippy?

What happens when you give the Christmas cake you intended for your hip sister to Granny?

How did Reuben, Simeon, Levi, Judah, Dan, Naphtali, Gad, Asher, Issachar, Zebulun and Benjamin, describe their brothers haute couture?

What do you get if you cross a 3yr old child with 17 packets of 'Skittles' and a litre of pop?

Do you know what that pretty blue light on the roof of your car is giving me, Officer?

What colour are Lord Mandelson's special speechifying glasses?

What has Burnham-on-Sea been in the news for?

So the anti-SAD sunshine lamp isn't working then?

Blackpool @ Night =

Describe the flag of the Rainbow Alliance?

So Anton, what sort of shirt are you wearing for the Argentine Tango?

So you have a headache too, Tin Man?

What is a review of the latest children's tv show?

Well Private Smithers, your attempt is very artistic but it isn't really camouflage is it?

What is the logo of the Pete Doherty Coffee-shop chain?

How do you know your brand new, £3,000, 56 inch, plasma TV has just gone wrong.

What feature does Stevie Wonder care the least about his new album front cover?

Stade de France's new home shirt is...

How was the Glastonbury light-up T-shirt described

A leading pharmaceutical company is aiming to boost sales of its analgesics by packaging them in a box which is best described as what?

Unusually this years Tate winner did not produce ......

what can Blackpool illuminations be described as?

And the winner of this year's Turner Prize is.....

How many schizophrenics does it take to change a light bulb?

Not a fan of the impressionists then?

Keeping it surreal?

How did the Llanelli based traditional Undertakers, Samuel Truscott & Co, describe the rather dour white shirt, with subtle red and blue stripes worn to work by one Arthur Percival Hislop, at a tribunal for his unfair dismissal?

And finally Mr McCartney, what luxury would you like to take with you to the desert island.

What was the most positive critic review for Sting's "If On A Winter's Night..."?

What distinctive feature characterises the new voting slips for the 2010 General Election?

What was deemed far too attractive and artistic to be shortlisted for this year's Turner Prize?

What is Russia's latest weapon in its battle for supremacy against the West?

If your Christmas tree lights are described as 'multi-function' on the box, what will you actually get?

What alternative name did Syd Barrett et al consider before they decided on Pink Floyd?

What was said of Salsa dancy Granny's winning performance on Spain's got Talent?

And I suppose a mirrored ball is out of the question?

What does the floor of my office look like this afternoon?(we are having a clear out)

As the first pictures emerge from the Large Hadron Collider how did Professor Ivor Gray-Tidier, describe how the big bang looked?

What could be a stand-in for this years christmas speach (if she does not make it)?

What was the most popular name given to baby boys born in 2009?

What will be the excuse for England missing the vital penalty in the 2010 World Cup Final?

What does the text speak "WUBU2" mean?

Guess what our redesign of the London Olympics logo is.

Which superhero did Marvel comic illustrators find the most challenging?

Benetton's original slogan?

Some throw away comments by Santa threw-up some concerns about his real attitude towards christmas

In a bid to "sex-up" snooker on the ´óÏó´«Ã½, how does Hazel Irvine now introduce the coverage?

What was the real reason for cancelling Noel Edmunds and Swap Shop?

So Tony, what was the REAL reason for the invasion of Iraq?

What was the brief for the ´óÏó´«Ã½ News dept's latest TV studio setup?

What did the Leprechaun see after he smoked his 'pot of gold'?