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Just popped out!

Happy birthday Michele, since winning the lottery I didn't know what to get you, so I got you everything.

After so many claims, the insurance company insisted on it

property bubble!

Quick! More bubblewrap! Those people have sharp edges on them!

Ok, so 1, and 4, were just too predicta-bubble!

Why do I keep getting this urge to eat Rice Crispies?

It's to occupy teenagers who suddenly find their skin clear

Jurassic Park IV - There's a Wraptor on the loose!

And what's that music coming out of the window? Oh yeah, wrap music.

That's the last time we tell the neighbours we're going on holiday

As you can see, the Health and Safety guys have gone a bit mad.

Well, you know these Polish plumbers, lag the pipes I said, damned too efficient for my liking!

Unfortunately, the dog suffocated

Are you sure the removal guys now what they are doing?

Downing Street was ready for delivery to Robert McCulloch.

It's not cheap, it's frugal. And our Christmas decorations are original at least.

Father Christmas lives there. He's always been obsessed with Elf and Safety.

Mr Bump's just moved into no23.

I told you we should have gotten the FEDEX guy a present.

Ikea's new neighbourhood flat pack.

Harry, an ex-SAS soldier, couldn't bear to walk down the street, because all he could hear were snipers

After covering Daves desk in post it notes when he went on holiday, Phil returned home from his own to find the game of one up manship had been taken to new heights

The Nanny state has gone over the top.

As elections loom the Daily Mail paints a picture of New Labour鈥檚 nanny state.

And this is where I met my backing group, revealed Yazz.

Deirdre was trying to tell Harry in a subtle way that he was going to be a pop

A-cushion Avenue

Why is our house covered in bubblewrap? Well, have you ever tried getting hold of a Jiffy bag that size?

Harry warned the kids, if they ever dropped his new iPad ...

Th bailiffs had been a little overzealous.

When they bought the house, Harry and Gloria hadn't realised it was a padded sell

So this is the new iPad?

We shall wrap on with bubbles, we shall wrap on the popping grounds, we shall wrap all the recycling bins and the streets, we shall wrap in the hills, we shall never surrender...

The bailiffs had been a little overzealous.

I knew this was going to happen as soon as they opened that new bail hostel, they gone and filled it with old lags.

In a small suburb of Portsmouth, Kirstie and Phil discover the Southsea Bubble

Sorry about all the music - the street is full of rappers

The Met Office call it sticky snow.

So the Chuckle Brothers really have started up a removal business?

Breaking news: Earth's defences against Asteroid Collision are rated "poor" by the Intergalactic Council.

MTV captured the moment when bubblegum rap hit the streets.

Just be thankful Kellogg's weren't promoting All-Bran

This is what happens when you buy a village off of eBay.

I think this was the work of The Cone Arranger.

The first people to tour the set for the new series of The Prisoner arrive

WH Smith profits rise by 75%. "Wait til the bubble bursts", say analysts.

Looks like Mr Rock and Ms Scissors lose again...

Typical! The one day of the week you pop out, and that's the day they try to deliver everything.

Yeah, you used to have to wipe your feet before you walked on their pavement

One of Christo's very early works.

The Council said they'd run out of salt, and this was all they had in stock

"I see Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen's in town", says passer by.

Nanny state sponsors pop festival.

What do you mean everyone's a suspect?

John Lewis remain confident that they have the domestic market wrapped up.

Oh, alright, I give in. Duct tape and bubblewrap ARE the two greatest inventions of all time.

It's Mylene Klass' new burglar deterrent. As soon as it detects an intruder, it suffocates him.

Damn this genetically-modified snow

After the snow, one street takes no chances against the imminent frost

The Prisoner returns

Vinny's domestic protection racket was a real cracker.

Experts agreed that bird flu precautions in some areas were excessive.

Pickford's admin department realise their mistake, when ticking the pack everything box.

Julie was absolutely terrified of spiders

The new series of the "The Apprentice" gets underway, and Sir Alan's hopefuls are tasked with unveiling a new product on the domestic security market.

You know, it must be awfully stressful living in this street

John and Sue felt oddly excited as they popped to the shops.

Yeah, said the insurance company, we get a lot of car accident claims from this street - we get quite a lot of asphyxiation claims too

Claims of a "nanny state" are quickly dismissed with a quick soundbite from Andy Burnam MP and wife

Romantic Charlie had decided he wouldn't just pop the question.

Ah, this must be where the Weasels live

"Health and Safety? Huh. I've disclocated my popping finger."

I just can鈥檛 understand why people complain about Britain being a 鈥渘anny state鈥�...

Is this wrap music or pop music I can hear?

Exclusive: Parish Councils challenged on reaction to heightened terror threat

A quick trip to the National Lost Property Department did indeed confirm that Dave's bike wasn't stolen....

Man Utd fans prepare for backlash

"Cut!"
"That's a wrap, ladies and gentelemen".

The popping sound as he walked reminded Charlie of when he was a teenager

"No wonder we haven't seen the postman recently dear...."

The clues are slightly more obvious this time around as the All New Through The Keyhole show visits Michael Buble.

Local Authority Finance Chiefs wonder how the additional salt budget will really be spent

Honey, I've Shrinkwrapped the Kids

Then next time it snows, we just peel it back and everywhere is clear again

It might have been on offer Jeff, but it doesn't create the snowy feel that were looking for. Next time just stick with the polystyrene.

...and this weekend Millwall are away to Windsor Athletic.

Wait a minute - is it the last Monday of January? Then it's "Bubble Wrap Appreciation Day"

Down at Suffocate Drive

'snow joke

"Next Hallowe'en, we'll give them a treat instead"

John and Sue felt very satisfied after they'd popped to the shops.

The local Neighbourhood Watch team is investigating why operation 'Potential Offender in Proximity (POP)' worked to start with but later became ineffective.

Worcester Council trial new measures for cutting carbon emissions

Precautions taken after family wins damages for childs grazed knee caused while playing in the street

Rodney, I said find the street using Google Maps you plonker.

As a local resident invites Mr Bump, Boris Johnson and Mr Bean round for tea, the Health & Safety men, show they have a sense of humour!

Popping up with the Joneses

Do you really think this is enough protection against the bulldozers when they come to demolish the street for the new by-pass

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