大象传媒

This guy must be Knutsford

On the planet Toblerone, everyone had their hair styled like Bart Simpson

Jedward, the early years.

ET, Toblerone Home

And the winner of the Knutsford Primary School mother's portrait is...

A policeman looked at the drawing and asked "UFO?" so the artist did as he was told and went home

Slowly, the Cheshire Cat began to disappear, until only its head remained

George Lucas publishes his long-awaited "Star Wars" notebooks

Blackpool Tower comes under attack from the planet Dorito

Stars Fell on Stockport

And, if we allow this new mobile phone mast to be built in our area, then we can expect big scary monsters.

Happy Christmas from Powergen

Dan Dare - Pilot of the Fuchsia

...meanwhile in Knutsford, residents are never lost, as they can always refer to the large arrow indicating "you are here".

To insanity ... and beyond!

If IKEA built the Eiffel Tower...

Anthony Gormley's first draft reveal he initially intended it to be 'The Angel and the Devil of the North'.

The design for the 2012 olympic torch worried the runners who are carrying it. "It's Massive!!"

This sketch proving how bored you can get at work; making Dorito's an Alien race.

Well, it looks like an Unidentified Frying Object

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This town is going Knuts over UFO's.

I told you to play the wedge

I think we're under attack from Switzerland - thye're firing Toblerones at us now

"Was this the intellegence you recieved Mr Blair for proof of WMD in Iraq??"

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Have you seen an optician?

No, just the UFOs.

Banksy goes intergalactic

Cornettos were so much bigger in the old days...

Proposed budget cuts affect the design of the Trident missile replacement system.

Pythagoras' theory: "U" squared + "F" squared = "O" squared

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Richard Branson unveils his new Virgin Galactic logo

Monty Pylon's Flying Burkhas.

Whilst she was modelling in Chester, Kate Price's thong suddenly snapped and flew off into the air

At least the Langoliers were round

"Man,I`ve heard of the Black Hole but not the Black Triangle."

Welcome to Knutsford

Twinned with Roswell

The 大象传媒 unveils its new Test Card - for Braille users.

Can you please take this slice back... I ordered thin crust not stuffed crust

Have you got a signal yet?

UFO Wars - Revenge of the Pizzas

In fact, the RAF were at that time trialling their new stealth kites

"I didn't get a good look, Officer. But I'm sure that's him."

Three ruddy olives - what kind of a pizza topping do they call that?

I'd love to stop and chat, but we had our brakes designed by Toyota.

They came, they saw, they did a bit of shopping

Martian spokesman insists - "The war was not just about oil."

ET called us

Owing to a typo, "Rupert Bear Meets the Aliens" was set in Knutsford, not Nutwood.

Pink Floyd felt the album cover needed a little more colour.

"OK, that didn't work. Why don't we try putting a coat and hat on the scarecrow?"

Even UFO's get bad reception.

Yeah, well, it was round really, but that's all a bit clich茅d, isn't it?

Let's be fair, if you were an alien race intent on conquering the earth, Knutsford is probably the first place you'd visit, isn't it?

A new generation of children leave the cinema in tears as the makers of Watership Down turn their attention to Shaun the Sheep.

It must be a bad omen, Sir - it's got 'Bermuda' written on it

Close Encounters of the Third-sided Kind

Unfortunately, the TV mast didn't know who its leader was

It was only when he modelled it on the *whole* pie, did Walter Morrison's Frisbee really take off.

Moulder? Moulder?!

Cheshire cheese had long been noted for its hallucinogenic effects

Mulder? Mulder?!
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So the witness was quite young at the time...

Disney-Picasso's "Up"

We're not in Bermuda any more

Trivial Pursuit launches a Dark edition.

Take me to your Pizza Hut!

Cornetto given to Angel of the North in a bid to match the Statue of Liberty fails due to a chronic miscalculation of scale.

It鈥檚 a doodle Jim, but not as we know it..

A-Lie-No?

The rest of Tony Hart's Gallery shall remain under lock and key.

The wisdom of the National Archery-ives in keeping the existence of the unexplained pointy things top-secret,was plain for all to see.

After careful examination of the artist's impression, and the lack of a small hill impailed by a triangular space ship, Police decided to let Robbie Williams keep the crayons, and sent him quietly on his way....

Latest ad from Guinness...

This is no UFO. It is a drawing of what happens to a kite when you play with it near an electricity tower. It catches on fire.

The Return of the Jedward

Leonardo soon progressed from sketching helicopters.

Lady GaGa's pylon dress worked, but the Cornetto was woefully out of scale

Harry had been taught how to draw pylons, but Miss Hetheridge hadn't done alien spacecraft yet

This year's Turner Prize winner

Mrs Pylon was very cross: 鈥淎nd where do you think you鈥檝e been, coming home at this hour and clearly you鈥檝e been earthing yourself again..鈥�

When Dairylea goes bad

"I finally managed to get a Freeview signal" said Les as he held the arial just 30 ft from the transmitter

Matty Jenkins was persuaded about the new Railway and could just about put up with the electricty pylon, but when the extra-terrestrials descended on Cranford she could stand it no longer. Captain Brown would hear about this.

Having had his lightning bolt stolen, Zeus started throwing anything he could get his hands on

In defence of camera phones

After giving the matter a lot of thought JK Rowling decided that a ghostly skull in the sky would be a better "Dark Mark" for Lord Valdemort

Scientists try to determine what Lewis Carroll was taking when he created the Cheshire Cat

Proof that God is a snooker player

Guinness adverts had a shaky start.

Attack of the giant sheep's head !

How many triangles can be seen in this picture?

Oh, the humanity!

Knutsford Primary School were taking new approaches to teaching their children Pythagoras' theory: "U" squared + "F" squared = "O" squared.

Health & Safety Executive prepares new guidance on dangers of handling Victoria sponge slices near electricity pylons.

Jodrell Bunkum

It represents ironing and TV, the two main interests of women, and that's why I'm proposing it as the new logo of the Feminist Movement.

In the end, all agreed that cables would work better than triangles.

UFOs were a common sight while The Wicker Man was being filmed.