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It looked OK until an albatross crash-landed on it

Truly bad romance

And here we see Cheryl and Ashley in happier times.

It keeps the birds off OK, but it attracts the paparazzi in droves

Gaga: The Tin Man cometh

John proudly showed off his new "Ear bud's for Giants" invention, but admitted that his target audience were difficult to reach...

And I've got two great danes for when the swimming pool is installed

The photograph was taken at the very moment the atom bomb went off in Lady Gaga's head

Lady Gaga?
Looks more like Twiggy to me!

I don't know about the crows, but it scares the pants off me

And under the sheets are the chains, but don't tell the missus

Gaga, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore

Lady Gaga? Actually, it's a tribute to Edward Woodward.

Somehow, the finale to the remake of "The Wicker Man" was not so chilling ...

Gaga? Actually, we call him Alan, as in Whicker ...

Actually, it's the spiting image of an Irish singer I know

Actually, it's mean to be Barbara Windsor, but we had a bad hair day

She's cross-eyed with a beard - in the United Arab Emirates that's sufficient grounds for calling off a wedding. In England we call these things 'lovable quirks'.

Well, after Eastenders, Barbara Windsor wasn't doing anything, so she was glad of the role

Always a little behind the times, Mark prepares an effigy of Marie Antoinette for Bonfire Night.

It appears the cauliflowers have flowered earlier this year.

That was the moment Lady Gaga's hat exploded

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It's rather difficult to keep the mice out of her hair though

'No, she doesn't a big bum'

As it all started to fall apart, Lady Gaga wished she'd paid a bit more for the cosmetic surgery

The years had not been kind to Dorothy

Well I've gone for a touch of sharper tailoring combined with a paper bag waist, a dirndl neckline, battle dress pockets and, of course, Mary Janes.

After a particularly gruelling tour, all the stuffing had been knocked out of Lady Gaga

She's a famous Boll-ywood star.

And she likes to cook, too, Mum

Even Gok Wan had to admit he'd failed with this one ...

"...and if you want her head to come off, just poke her face."

Farmer: "Well if the costume doesn't keep them away, the music definately will....."

Actually, I get a subsidy from the Common Agricultural Policy for building her.

Well, I'm afraid there's not enough room inside for Edward Woodward, so we're roasting Ronnie Corbett this year

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Is it a scary bird or straw man ?

Nah, the birds don't pinch my crops any more - they just fly around laughing at Lady Gaga

It's what the wife did rather than telling her to get stuffed

Love child of Worzel Gummidge and Aunt Sally gets ready for the debutante ball.

Nobody noticed Lady Gaga spontaneously combust, and, with all that straw around, her demise was only a matter of seconds away

Normal for Norfolk.

Looks like someone drew the short straws a few too many times

Lady Gaga? With all the straw I've used, it's meant to be Lady Thatcher, but I suppose that's about the same thing.

Lady Gaga announces her acting debut is in a remake of the wicker man

Oh, we just used one of the old Danny La Rue dolls we had lying around

He was Counting Crows no longer

After her triple Brits success Lady Gaga declared an expert in her field.

Brides-R-Us - Papua New Guinea style.

And if you pull her string and she says 'just dance'

The poker face was a bit beyond me I'm afraid

Lady Gaga tribute act, The Flame.

Some people may criticise me, but we're really deeply in love.

I always said Lady Gaga was a wicker basket case

"Actually, yes, she is Genetically Modified.."

London's fashion week was no match for Norfolk's attempt

The new Doctor poses with his nemisis, The Fame Monster.

"She fell", says farmer at centre of bullying row.

Are those cotton wool balls? What? Do I look like a teddy bear?

Baah humbug - shear madness

"We can't get the locals to do the picking, so we're having to look further afield."

Despite her going all out to impress the judges in Britain's Got Talent, Lady Gaga and Tin Man wannabe did not advance to the next round

And I'm proud to introduce the new leader of the Monster Raving Looney Party.

The Macy's "Beat the Recession Wedding Collection" finally came out

My prize ram has taken a really fancy to her, too

We wanna be together

My prize ram has taken a real fancy to her, too.
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Mystery celebrity joins Strictly Come Dancing.

It was only after the photograph had been taken that Farmer Wilkinson realised he'd dropped his lighted cigarette end in Lady Gaga's hair

Scarecrow enlists the help of recycled Ken doll.

As a scarecrow designer, Farmer Jones was out standing in his field

And this is what I saw when I took my beer goggles off

BREAKING NEWS : Lady Gaga Awarded Best In Field

The sheets are by Armani they said down the general store

And on that bombshell...meet The Stig's Girlfriend!

Love has kindled.

Continuing the downward trend from Edward Woodward to Nicolas Cage, the second remake of "The Wicker Man" is to star the Chuckle Brothers

And the King and Queen at the National Federation of Young Farmers annual ball are....

Well, it's been almost seventy years now, so we thought it was about time we scrapped the old Vera Lynn scarecrow

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The Government's newly-released UFO files reveal a close encounter of the third kind in a field near Nottingham

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American Mostly Gothic

Margaret Beckett decalres the latest rural Caravan Club site open...

Q : What do you get if you cross Radiohead with Radio Gaga?
A : I don't know how to describe it, but it looks a bit like this . . .

ACME Lookie-Likies unveil their new Rob Brydon and Lady Gaga.

'We calls 'er Lady Aga...'

'And those listeners who don't want to see what David and Ruth Archer look like might wish to look away now...'

So to all you ladies in YouTube land: My interests include horse shoeing, sheep shearing and I'm a big fan of Grant Wood...

We tried one of Gordon Brown first, but the crows complained to the authorities about the bullying ...

Anybody seen my loft insulation?

This week Celebrity Come Dine With Me includes a publicity-loving farmer who tries to win the prize with his favourite Queen of Puddings.

Nice.

The hat? Oh, we just stuck a dead sheep on top of her ...

Ghost writer revealed for Lady Gaga's Aga Sagas

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Lady Gaga as a scarecrow? Another example of woolly thinking?

As a first offender, Farmer Giles made bale.

Eventually, Farmer Smith found out about underarm deodorant and found he could get a real dancing partner instead

Actually, we are part of what Alistair Darling described as the "forces of hell".