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How would most people describe my prowess on the dance floor?

What would you describe as a short Communist measurement?

What might you find in a Lost Property Office?

What is in the average medical student's pockets following the first dissection class?

What evidence was used to convict Burke & Hare?

How might one describe MP Michael and his equally-Socialist brother?

What remains after Hannibal Lecter's barbecue?

Dancing with Dinosaurs?

What's no good for square dancing, but great for circles?

What was I left with spare having built my Ikea table?

What did Igor describe as a good start?

What did Damien Hirst describe as a good start?

WLM Guy with 2RFT?

What mistake did Long John Silver's prosthetic carpenter make?

What's the main constituent of ambient sausage rolls?

What was the best thing Craig said about John Sergeant?

What did Little Jack Horner actually find when he put his thumb into the pie?

What did Dr. Frankenstein have to take back to IKEA?

What do elephants walk and run with?

What's the perfect gift for Heather Mills for Valentines Day?

Why won't my Hush Puppies stay quiet?

After she's finished coming round the mountain?

What was Al Bundy's biggest challenge?

The Christy Brown sequel?

Show me what you have in stilettos and be quick about it?

Wednesday Addams checks what was left behind from the party the night before?

An illiterate's description of how to walk?

Igor gets gipped?

What's a Vietnamese canine delicacy?

And they're backwards too!

What will get you disqualified from the world ambidexterity challenge?

What Charles Foster Kane's last words really were?

Usually, we just find the odd umbrella or mobile left behind, but this week…

What was the first draft of "Two Lovely Black Eyes"?

The directions call for your other left, Sir?

And the treasure lies four fathoms deep

How the teenager's sign to the lift was misinterpreted - 2LFT?

What Communists put in their boots?

As right-wingers, Sarah Palin and John McCain could best be offset by what?

What substitutes for toe of frog and lizard's leg in a hell-broth?

What's a very bad description of me but pretty good for an elephant?

Yoda giving directions?

Why can't I dance the ambient sausage roll?

What do all quadrupeds possess?

For Red Square Dancing?

I've decided what to name the dance studio, darling?

Italian vineyard owners are excited by what new development in the GM grape-presser experiment which amounts to a 50% improvement?

They're for keeping umbrellas in, said the Lost Property Manager

What did Prosthetist Malcolm Griffiths give to his patient that got him the sack?

What did the caterpillar find in his stocking at Christmas?

When two wrongs fail to make a right, what should you try next?

What do you mean you're in right mess?

Large or small? I dunno. This recipe for Peking Mutt doesn't say.

Fire alarm scare at Zombies Anonymous

Toyota now blames the accellerator problem on drivers with what?

A right-handed bird is generally not worth what?

The sequel to 'My Left Foot'?

What does Gordon Brown walk on?

So what makes you think this is the work of a serial killer?

I told you I'd pay you back that half a pony

The Canadian ice hockey team which conceded 108 goals has finally found the problem: their goalie has what?

The risk you take when you shop at Priceless Shoes.

Prostherics expert struck off after giving a patient what?

But, monsieur, it's only part of a fly in your soup ...

A big clue that the combustion wasn't very spontaneous.

What do Wayne Bridge and John Terry hope that Ashley Cole has hidden in his bedroom closet following his latest injury?

Strictly Come Dancing spin off.

From a legal point of view, what did the elderly patient misdiagnosed by the expert in prosthetics have to stand on?

You'd think the extra one would be a big help in the deep snow, but you end up going in circles, and just try finding snowshoes for…

Prosthetics R Us have a BOGOF promotion

Oooh, I remember the conversion on this one, it's .6096 metres! At least if you're in the northern hemisphere.

What do you need to stop a Prius?

Rather than 'two Jags,' how will John Prescott be known if he appears on Strictly Come Dancing?

What's the question? Dunno. You've got me stumped!

What sort of shoes do you end up with if you steal them from outside shoe shops?

What's washed up on the beach in Jaws 3?

So, class, if we subtract a horse's feet from an ant's feet, how many feet do we have left?

What do you need to run around a roundabout?

I am dyslexic and I was working on a 1m plank of wood and used 39.0400001 centimetres ... what did I have ?

In the snow, what's quicker than the Eurostar?

Why were my Jimmy Choo's only £20 on eBay?

How can Daniel Day-Lewis secure another Oscar nomination?

The Ministry of Sinister Walks?

In the "Emergency Ward" version, what did my true love give to me on the second day of Christmas?

What got the animators fired from Disney's The Red Shoes?

I went into Halfords to buy cool feet air fresheners and was thrown out when I insisted upon...

What was the result when instructions to make a sign "To Purfleet" were given over the phone with bad reception?

Who is the artist formerly know as "Beyonce"?

I could be going out on a limb here, but is this about the prosthetics chap who tried to wrong-foot an enquiry into his competence but eventually realised the boot was on the other foot and he didn't have a leg to stand on.

...so I bought him a pair of flip flips for the beach...

What's even more uncoordinated than Three Blind Mice?

How did my husband know the baby was arriving in the hospital doorway?

Forewarned is four-armed, but what is completely useless?

What quality man with two right feet WLM for footwear exchange?

If a twin gets chilblains in their left foot,what is the total area of chilblains that might be felt in the same family?
Perhaps.

What did Fred Astaire have before the operation?

What will Sarah Palin be writing her speech notes on, next time?

I'm just having a little nap, darling, what makes you think I'm cheating?

Scots? No, but it's way easier than trying to find three-legged pants.

Never mind the brakes, what do you need to work a Toyota Prius clutch?