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What is not recommended for close-up photography?

At what sport do you get only one chance?

How does a Big White Hunter become a Big Red Hunter?

What is OK, safari's it goes?

For what sport should you also buy a pair of really good running shoes?

What is the working title of the new film starring Mathew Horne?

When is an air gun just not up to the job?

For what type of photography should you ditch a close-up lens?

Hunt one now, before they become extinct?

For what sport is there little point in loading more than one bullet?

For what new stunt has the travelling circus put in orders for outrageously large new cannons?

In what sport, do you not say "I'm game"?

How a rhinoceros got in my pajamas, I'll never know.

In what sport do you need a ruddy big retriever?

In what sport do you need a ruddy big gun-dog?

What's Sarah Palin's latest use for her helicopter?

What would make Rhino kneel?

After what would one need rhino-plastic surgery?

After 'bagging the elephant' in Wall Street, what's the new catch phrase in Wall Street 2?

The Rape of Good Horn?

Why are pachyderms so thick-skinned?

What is the favourite past time for David Cameron and his fellow Cabinet friends?

What's next in line after Wenceslaus and Manderly?

Why is our local PDSA waiting-room so full?

What's the only thing Gordon Brown could've done to worsen his poll rating?

Well, when the kids decided they weren't interested in it any more, we could hardly flush it down the loo, could we?

Well, we could hardly flush it down the loo, could we?

After what do you need to buy in extra bread?

What did Seb Coe do to get rid of the third Olympic mascot?

How did London Zoo make room for some more pandas?

What was Ionesco's term for writing another play?

Why did Dennis the Menace put away his catapult?

In the dim lit phospherous
It could be the death of us
What could be more imposserous
Than shooting a rhinocerous?

What preparations do you have to make when entertaining John Prescott for dinner?

With what phrase did Clint Eastwood replace "Have you flossed"?

What would be considered road rage when stuck behind a 4 x 4?

What would be cruel to a Leeds rugby-player?

What team building activity are the new Lib Dem-Conservative cabinet doing this weekend to forge a stronger government?

How'd you write off your Hummer?

What is under "Giving the monkeys the key to your roof-box" at the bottom of the "Don't do" list at Longleat?

Liam Byrne, whilst talking about his post-Chief Secretary career in South Africa, was quoted as saying "After leaving office, I needed a target easier than plugging the deficit". But what was he talking about?

The follow up to the blockbuster "Stabbing An Elephant"

In a fight between a panda and a rhino, what would the WWF recommend?

What was the controversial finale to 'Ashes to Ashes'?

What were you doing in your pyjamas?

What Orwell did next

What is number 40 on my list of "40 Things to do in London"?

After the rapids and Niagra Falls, what should you try shooting next?

A colloquialism for the Banking bailout?

Rolf Harris appears in court this week for allegedly doing what off the camera whilst working on Animal Hospital?

What was Eric Cantona's reply when asked whether he thought France should have been disqualified from the World Cup?

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After despatching the elephant in the room, what's next?

Animal rights activists were up in arms this week over what new addition to the 2012 Olympic Games competitions?

What is the only thing more dangerous than leaving your wife with John Terry!!

What could you practice on before moving onto clay pigeons?

What is line 43 of the coalition agreement

What did Mrs Lamb compare her experience to after giving birth to sextuplets?

What inspired Picasso to paint Don Quixote?

What do you mean it was just a runny nose?

Naomi Campbell's tired of throwing mobiles at her minions鈥hat's next on her list?

Banging on about your trip to Africa?

What is only for the most hardened drug addicts?

What's the newest sport taking place at the London 2012 olympics?

If in doubt, what did Sheila always end up doing?

Yeah, I had the prawn vindaloo as well and I felt like that afterwards. Sorry... what did you say you were doing this morning?

What was Earnest Hemingway supposed to be doing when he had his "accident"?

Where can you usually find AA Gill?

What precipitated the first world war? No, wait - that was an archduke.

What did former Scotland Yard detective, Charles Hill, compare the theft of 5 masterpieces at the modern museum of art in Paris to?

Pete Doherty's Waterloo?

What was the Tory party's final test for Nick Clegg before they would allow him to become deputy prime minister?

Tiger willy? Of course not, the next treatement step is much more advanced?

What's easier than shoeing a rhinoceros?

Tiger willy? Of course not, the next treatment step is much more advanced?
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What is slightly less exilerating than baiting a politician?

What was the most frequent MP's expenses not approved?

As Robert Mugabe is now selling all his animals to North Korean zoos a new law has been passed in Zimbabwe preventing you from what?

How did the baboons get you banned at Knowsley?

What was Noddy doing in the opening scene of Tarantino's adaptation of 'Noddy in Toyland'?

What was John Prescott's recent eviction from his parliamentary home likened to?

After taking away his credit card, how do you stop a rhinoceros charging?

What was the turning point in Trazan's relationship with Jane?

And at number one of Jeremey Clarkson's "Things to do before you die" . . .

What was the turning point in Tarzan's relationship with Jane?
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Annoying my pregnant wife is much like what?

So armed with his trusty Derringer, 007 sets off into the bush?

After exhausting all other possibilities, for what might one use a rhinoceros gun?

What are teenaged rhinoceroses most likely to be found doing these days?

What is street slang for using African heroin?

How is "Eyjafjallajokull" the volcano in Iceland pronounced?

Yes, well we're ticketing you for downing an odd-toed ungulate of the family rhinocerotidae. Eh?

Hopefully you have an aliby for the time that the elephants got into the giant tortoise enclosure, what were you doing?

What is David Cameron going to be doing this week-end to relax?

You've a huge bloody horn in your boot. I'm thinking you're not coming clean about something?

After riding a camel, getting spit on by a camel and shooting a camel in North Africa all in one day, what did my tank driving Uncle Bert do the next day?

Make sure you have film in the camera.

Make sure your water pistol is full

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What do they let you do instead of giving you a clock when you retire at Longleat?