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Tiger Woods decided it was better to be incognito

Burka's off lads, the commentators won't recognise us else!

One size fits all - except Colin Montgomerie

I said tee off, not tee-shirt off

The guys all react instinctively as Katherine Jenkins appears on the green

"I can't get it past my ears," cried celebrity guest Wayne Rooney

We always defrock the new boys

"I told you we should have our names in them!"

A real duffer's skins game

Can't we just take the penalty, coach?

Tee shirts

Mascots provided by tournament sponsors Durex

Don't know why we're swapping shirts, they're all the same.

The boys were practicing they're hole in one celebration routine.

And our bad hair cam is standing by on three, two...

Welsh golfers protest at the use of imported wool

The strippers at Elin's divorce party were just getting started

The sudden heatwave in the Valleys took every-one by surprise, but only one American lost his head!

Organising committee criticised for buying jumpers with no neck-holes

Bavarian Beer was about to strike again

I know the Welsh are deeply religious, but hair shirts ...?

Mummy, is that why they call them yanks?

It's a far cry from small boys in the park, jumpers for goalposts. Rush goalie. Two at the back, three in the middle, four up front, one's gone home for his tea.

It was a Village People moment

Nobody was keen to be seen as the new face of Gillette.

That's the last time they pull the wool over our eyes

Say, are you sure this is Newport? It doesn't look like Rhode Island.

See no eagle, hear no eagle, speak no eagle.

Team Europe's itching powder campaign worked a treat.

And as the bees' nest prepared to pour forth its bounty...

A warm, lush paradise with every pleasure you could wish for? Just wait until I get my hands on that Catherine Zeta-Jones.

Monty: "No, I said I wanted birdies, not ostriches".

Maybe I should have taken off my stetson first, thought the golfer on the left

Holes-in-one were difficult on many levels

The Full Montgomerie

Least convincing 'Most Haunted' episode yet ...

Rght lads we need one more jumper and a ball for a kick about.

Madame Tussaud had forgot to send the heads.

"I thought the armholes were a bit low," said the US Ryder Team after finally putting their jumpers on the correct way up

The American's routine practice swings were truly awful...

If they go any further, they'll have to rename it the Ruder Cup

Anyway Butch, this English cop winds his window down and say's "Pullover"...

Sleazy Ryder

No, it's not The Belt-fry...

As the band struck up the pre-match Welsh National Anthem, Team Europe suddenly needed to change jumpers.

The Headless Coursemen

Colin Montgomery put mine on and it turned into the FA Cup!

The Welsh must really love these cardigans - they even named a town after them

"Primark jumpers are the least of our worries - the footwear's from Priceless Shoes!"

The identity parade was proving difficult

No wonder I can never understand what Catherine Zeta-Jones is saying - she's a Mumbles girl

If you don't swing, don't wring

I don't know about Welsh wool - I think the sheep's still inside this one

Fashion police bust US team for wearing the same jumper to the party

Right boys Corey's mam has gone now so we take take off these hideous jumpers she made us!

US golfers prepare for action after one of them steals Tiger Woods' address book

I knew there was a reason I prefer cardigans

The USA team were told that their jumpers were all creased so they decided to run a 9 iron over them.

Who's idea was it to ask womens own for sponsorship?

Mr Stay Puft Marshmallow Man does a big sneeze.

A rumour was going around that the Stig was about to turn up

Ectoplasm halts stupid golf match.

Upon hearing that Catherine Zeta-Jones was up for a quick foursome following her welcome dinner speech, the boys got totally the wrong end of the stick...

Spectators at the Ryder Cup find smothering themselves with jumpers preferable to watching the "sport".

"Derren! Derren! Can you let us out now? Derren?"

It's life Jim, but not as we know it!

In an effort to liven up the game, three golfers have been assigned the unusual handicap of playing with jumpers over their heads.

You mean we came all the way from Las Vegas just to see Tom Jones sing?

No-one’s told Bob that on the night they'll also be bound in chains and submerged in a water tank.

Not so handy caps

"GET IN THE HOLE!!"

I didn't think they were serious when they said that people who play golf should be put in strait-jackets

Were team Europe so bad that the USA were playing blindfolded

Only two golfers could put their jumpers on - there wasn't a hole-in-one

Strip-tees.

The reason why most American men prefer Hawaiian shirts.

Jumpers for golf-hosts

Is it tee time already?

If he goes any further, we'll have to call him Jack Knickerlaus

Meanwhile, as they were busy, Taff and his mate were legging it down the M4 with three new sets of golf clubs.

Say you guys, can you hear a camera?

Wait - did Corey said "No Twitter" or "No Sweater"?

Are you sure Corey said "No Sweater"? It sounded a bit more like "No Twitter"!

Come on guys, if Tiger's ball's not in any of them he'll have to call it lost and play again.

Right, hands up those Ryder Cup players who've had an affair.

Arsenal players respond to criticism about not getting their hands on a trophy.

Where is Woods? He's under the twee tops.

You can't see Woods for the tweeds.

Ryder Cup teams meet for a wife swap (golf) swinging party

First tee nerves hit the Ryder Cup rookies.

Monty: "No, lads - I said, show everyone your tee SHOTS"

Dress Down Friday at Klan HQ

I hear Tiger's writing his autobiography - he's calling it "Paperback Ryder"

Their cups doth pulleth over.

The simultaneous pulling off of the whole team's jumpers produced a violent electric storm in the Gwent area

"I always bring spare jumpers since I have a hole in one".

The US Ryder Cup team hide their faces in embarassment after the ball fails to go through the windmill and into the clown's mouth for the second time.

Golfer loses his head over Catherine Zeta-Jones

I feel like Jonah, living in Wales

Golfer 1:"Darn,I'm caught in the ruff"

Golfer 2:"Me too.I have a fair way to go before getting out of here".

Golfer 3:"I wish I'd never putt this on"