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Lapin it up

Loony New Year?

Cabin staff protest against the new uniform for stewardesses on Hare China

C’mon Farmer Brown, if you think yer hard enough..

Of course we're in Mensa - we all have a high Hare Queue

And, if we all stand outside the pub like this at closing-time, our husbands will soon stop drinking

Virgin Atlantic was not impressed with its purchase of a Chinese hare-line

Hang on! There's this astrologist in America says it doesn't start for another month.

Watership Down, The Musical!

It would have made a good picture if all those kids hadn't put their fingers up behind our heads ...

Blazin' Squad are back!

This year, Chas and Dave plan to make a comeback

The choreography was inspired by that disco-dancing guy in 'The Simpsons' - we're Rabbit Stu

Jack Rabbit Slims deny claims of side effects from dining there.

It's Bugs Bunny in Lunar Tunes!

Hare, the musical.

In a surprisingly gruesome ceremony, Beijing revellers celebrate Chinese Year of the Fox.

And in our new contest can you 'Spot the Louie Spence'?

Hugh Heffner's search for an Apprentice continues......

The Chinese Secret Service even bugs bunnies!

Exercise classes at the Duracell bunnies retirement home.

OK girls, and now we see the fox, and we all recoil in horror.

The ceremony featured special guest Jordan as the Jugged Hare

As conga lines went, this one would prove endless

Bugs Bunny Malone

Are we having bun yet?

The dancing Bunnies, not really they were just standing on a red hot floor.

Chas 'n' Dave to score new production of A Chorus Line

Warren piece

The National Ballet of China presents the Dance of the Sugar Plum Furries

No Fuddyduddies today, my friend.

It's true duracell lasts longer.

After more than 20 years of advertising, the Duracell bunnies were looking a little jaded!

Best in show wins a pair of bunny slippers

They would go better with a pastry jacket.

The Chinese love playing Musical Hares

We're looking for the white rabbit

Chinese new ears

Director: "No, I asked for a line of cheeky singing BARROW boys..."

Andy Gray and Richard Keys were bitterly dissapointed with the "Bunny Girls" hired for their leaving party!

Well, at first there were just two of us...

Now when we say jump...

Keep them appart we have a big enough population as it is.

21 bun salute

Donnie Darko gets its Beijing premiere.

Next up the hokey cokey

"Are you sure Elton said he'd be in t'hutch?"

Unfortunately, in Japanese culture, it was the Year of Myxomatosis

Hare today gone tomorrow

Young cricket fans perform a post-Ashes tribute to the Australian batsmen.

It's a receding hare line.

Now when I said be quick about it...

Bit early for hot cross buns.

Our national breed is called the Chinachilla

And then we're having Hasenpfeffer for lunch

Hare The musical

Meanwhile, a few miles back, the tortoises were gaining ground.

Farmer Brown had had enough. Yes, fixed to the front of his bike was one massive headlight..

And this is our lucky rabbit's foot

China's new Rabbit response team.

Competitors warming up for the Beijing Marathon

Chinese people very religious - we're the Prayboy Bunnies!

Beatrix Potter will be spinning in her grave....

Wascally wabbit finally gets wevenge

Elmer awoke in a cold sweat. It was that dream again.

Ann Summers' exports had had to be censored for the Chinese market.

And we're all hopping down the bunny trail today

Of course we're merry - we've been drinking rabbit punch

We only dance to hip hop music. Why do you ask?

Lee (rear left) began to wish he hadn't come as a carrot

I see the choreographer for the Lillehammer Winter Olympics has got a new job

Sadly the Chinese Bunny Girl tassel twirling show was not the exciting spectacle we all anticipated.

Oh yes, Len Goodman and Bruce Forsyth are national heroes

Are you sure this is a bunny hop?

Models show off the new uniforms for the playboy club in Afghanistan

Pan's People unveil their routine to "Going Underground"

Well I'm finding their routine severely wonton...

In fact I think they must be a bit DIM and then SUM....

Strictly Bun Dancing was very popular in China

Take us to Mr Fibonacci now!

The roll out of China's one child policy was less successful than anticipated.

We need more sticks!

The ladies at Royal Leamington Spa Bowling Club aren't going to like their away kit.

I don't mind delivering take-aways for the local restaurant - it's just the uniform I object to

When the beagle's away...

The Chinese Formation farting team show off their new year costumes.

The Easter Bunny had been at it like rabbits

To the embarrassment of the London Olympic organising committee, Beijing accurately forecasts the highlight of the 2012 Opening Ceremony.

Mao Hare suit?

"Tranquility Base here, the Beagle has landed..."

Celebrations were held in Beijing today to mark the achievement of the national carrot production quota...

"Chas 'n' Dave - The Movie" Auditions!

Then Prince Philip stepped forward to inspect the dancers : "And so you're a rabbit too, eh?"

BA cabin crew now vote to go on strike over the issue of new uniforms

Chinese sprinters deny taking performance enhancing drugs

You should see the greyhounds.

Mary Whitehouse v Hugh Heffner

Alice through the Kaleidoscope - Tim Burton puts his inimitable twist on the film sequel.

You just can't beat a Chinese takeaway.

The Playboy Retirement Home annual outing