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Apparently, it’s sponsored by a local Indian restaurant

All the little green men on those pedestrian crossing lights make their escape

Critics brand Running Man remake as 'snotty'

All the finalists in the 2024 Mars Olympics were local boys

Heston's take on 'runny custard'

It's reported that Antony Gormley has failed a drugs test following the unveiling of his new sculptures.

It's still not easy being green

Shortage of green jelly babies predicted after mass escape from factory

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The London 2012 Olympic comittee deny the new running kit is Heatlh & Safety gone mad.

Ready, steady, got to go

Sebastian is unveiled as the new Green Cross Coe Man

And if one green jogger should accidentally fall, there'd be six green joggers running on a wall

Finally, a green alternative to relay races

Already Liverpool locals have renamed it 'Get 'im, he's nicked me wheels.'

Lime (Street) green

What happens when you mix Marathon bars with jelly babies

We're dying for a deep fried Mars bar

The spirit of Eadweard Muybridge lives on!

Not pictured: lime green policeman.

Hurry, Tiger Woods is putting

Antony Gormley unveils proposals for the "Jelly Baby of the North"

Are you sure that was gatorade at the last water stop?

It was intended to be a pun on green runner beans, but that was lost on those who only knew them in tomato sauce

Marathon Man Hoffman in Toxic Waste accident

It's easy to laugh, but you might runner mock

So you think you're slicker than what on a brass door knob?

Rastamouse say 'slow down man, just chill brother.'

They've obviously been picked too soon for 2012

Well, it's quite nice, but I think we'll stick with our three flying ducks on the wall, thank you

Well, it's almost finished, but, like most things, I don't think it's going to be ready by 2012 ...

Frank and his friends often used to go to restaurants and then do a runner, by paying and not eating the meal

Who let the frogs out?

Look, Darling, when I said I wanted a Robochef, I meant a food processor

Have you been experimenting on Smarties again, Herr Professor?

When Harry saw the others in the identity parade, he knew it was rigged

The blue meanies were about to have visitors

Police suspect the activists were from Green Peas

The "Free the Mushy Six" Campaign gathered momentum

Public slam Liverpool's distasteful fancy dress for the 'race for jaundice' charity event....

The exhibit is part of the "Liverpool Discovers it Doesn't Like Art" Celebration

Liverpudlians discover where their benefits will be reallocated in future

Was that a fresh paint sign?

Announced at MWC today the evolution of Android to Complete Man is nearly complete...

Like the Leicester Football Stadium, "The Runner" is sponsored by Walker's

The Ascent of Manic

Artist provides a graphic example of his lack of knowledge as to the human body works.

Run green Forest Run

The Gumby Olympics

Even the Green Giant was miserable in Liverpool

Performance enhancing drugs goes green.

Green go and rushes so.

"The Runner" was chosen as a subject after "The Discus-thrower" was seen as being likely to upset the locals

Members of the Green Party escape the scene of ecological espionage.

When the Green Party said they were going to run in Liverpool nobody quite understood they meant this

Liverpool CSI technicians baffled by test dummy shortage.....

Danger Mouse had his work cut out since Baron Greenback and Grotbags had "gone carnal".

Telly tubbies stripped bare.

Part of your five oops six a day.

After the stag party vindaloo there is always a rush for the toilet

As the 2012 Musical Statues Olympic Event entered its second week, with no visible sign of movement from any of the competitors, the judges decided something would need to be done to break the dead lock.

Green eggs and ham for breakfast!

The Green Man Group perform a tribute to Eadweard Muybridge

Morph’s Irish relatives were real health fanatics

'Who's idea was it to gatecrash Mandelson's guacamole party?'

Rumours persist that the Hulk is to bring out a fitness DVD.

brings a whole new meaning to "runny nose"

The Olympic Committee were starting to reconsider the viability of changing the 4x100m relay into the 6 in 100m relay.

Mass panic breaks out at the first utterance of "eat up your greens"

They've just heard Lady Ga Ga needs a couple more Frogs

Little Green Men family struggle to remember where they parked the UFO & escape the parking fine

On reflection, the organisers realised that routeing the marathon through Halewood's paint shop had not been such a good idea...

The World's worst paintball players are honoured by statues.

Highlights of the Day.

The girl's rendition of "YMCA" went pear-shaped as soon as the vodka kicked in...

Lemmings 2011 lacked the charm and caracter of the original game.

Liverpool Council’s new 3D Green Man Safe Crossing system became self aware at 09:30 am GMT

In an attempt to boost support, Fathers For Justice merge with the Green Party...

A new race of bogie men discovered

Absinthe makes the art glow longer

after smashing up the Blue Man Groups dressing room ; the Green Man Group made a break for it

Ford had been wondering where all the paint for their Kas had got to

Leaving time at Sellefield

It was a mad dash for Lady Gaga’s backing dancers as they missed the tour bus

If Sellafield did athletics?

Liverpool's crime figures soar as Police.uk picks up offences against art.

The "Green Goddess" launches her new 3D fitness DVD.

Lime Street Greens

The green man festiaval surely wasn't going to be held in Liverpool.

Take That promote new album cover after one of Robbie's new alien friends joins band

Green runner been

The platform the Green Party was running on did not contain too many potential pitfalls.

Runner at back: "Hey wait for me - I thought we go on green"

It was the only way Gary Neville and pals were going to get out of Liverpool alive.

Liverpool athletes’ deny being envious of London’s Olympic facilities

In hindsight solar panels on the roof would have made a better green statement...

Liverpool manages to find six entrant for the Liverpool Marathon - and all from the same family

Yeah, they do look a bit liverish, don't they?

Concern grows as Martians try to relay information back to their home planet...

Liverpool manages to find six entrants for the Liverpool Marathon - and all from the same family

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