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Topless men? At least one male has found a bra.

I'm going incognito - then nobody will know who's Zoo

To heck with typing Shakespeare, I'm going to be a rock star!

Paris Hilton was here

What I really wanted was a Ray Banana

But I DO want to see evil

Ok - he was obviously here earlier, has anyone seen the rest of Elton John?

Monkeys help develop first see-through bra

Capuchin some rays

I said I wanted a bit of shade, not shades, you ape.

I shouldn't have gone to Specsavers!

Monkey retrieves what's left of Lady Gaga after the infamous "crocodile shoot"

Who is the monkey behind those Foster Grants?

Pimp My Rhesus

Not sure if Pink is really my colour

Does my (opposable) thumb look big in this?

I have a cunning plan, slip these on and just walk past the keepers.

To Buy or not to Buy

But I wanted a football

Marma's set of shades

Guide Monkeys for the Blind was another spectactular failure

We've just received a sustaining grant from Sir Elton John, why do you ask?

Damn I won't needs these at the Grammys next year now the best animal noise recording category has been axed

Guide Monkeys for the Blind was another spectacular failure

(#21 spelling correction)

Polarised lens, stylish frame, attractive colour, comfortable ear pieces, one problem, do I really want to mistaken for Dame Edna?

Hmm, tortoise shell or pink...so many choices, so little fashion sense

Damn these fithy neighbours and their rubbish

Should've gone to Ape-Speccers

2011: A Space Odyssey - by Katie Price.

Biggins! Biggins! My word they've got Biggins.

Monkey see, monkey most certainly does not

Wayne considers a disguise for when he next talks to the camera

Groom with a view

First the shades, then a boob job, perhaps a little something on the lips - Jordan the monkey could feel stardom beckoning.

Hear no evil. Speak no evil. Hey, look at my shades, man.

Is it any wonder that odd-bins has been put into administration?

Give a monkey some shades and he'll be fashionable, but teach him to properly accessorise...

I say! Keeper! I think this cross-trainer's broken!

Sarah Palin won't be attending that particular tea party again.

Where's the other Ronnie gone?

Look what the cobra brought me back from Macy's.

Well as skis go he couldn't complain

The news that Janet Street-Porter was to become their new patron had not gone down well in the Bolivian squirrel monkey enclosure...

Fish and a bicycle, my eye, these aren't half bad actually

Next step on the evolutionary chart

After dismantling the mirror and pulling the windscreen wipers off Bonzo tries out a little shade.

Wow! These are spec-tacular

I also wear my sunglasses at night

"The chimps get bone china cups, the meercats get their own website and what do we get? Timmy Mallett's jumble."

And so it was later
As the Mirror tells the tale
Katie's face at first just ghastly
Was now lighter by a pair of shades

When the rose-tinted spectacles fell off, Emily realised that she had not married Money, after all.

I'm not called a Bolivian 'Squirral' Monkey for nothing! I just knew I had a pair of these buried somewhere and here they are!

The CIA covert operatives just arrived, Sir

These will do fine to keep my nuts in the shade

number 50 love the song

Holiday checklist. 1. Got the sunshine. 2. Found my shades. 3. Now all I need is the girl oh and 4. Maybe an ice cream?

Organ grinder: I am a musician, the monkey is a fashionista. I don't tell him how to coordinate his wardrobe, and he doesn't tell me what to play.

Eek! Have you seen those fleas in 3D?

But baby needed a new pair of shoes...

Fabulous, my favourite shades of pink!

A bit too pinky for my tastes methinks

Well Elton wasn't that bothered about the glasses but was devastated that Ted was up the tree with his toupee.

Monkey nut

That will be £25 please, as you can see I've repaired the hinge and fitted one new lens, Oh and you might want to clean them too.

Tonight was "Eighties Night" at the Bolivian squirrel monkey nightspot and José had just found the perfect match for his leg warmers...

This is how it all started, only to end with a man on a beach shouting 'You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell! '

Hey lads, we're going to need bigger ears...

well my cousin said if i stick in and do a good job here then he will take me on for the tea adverts, you humm it and i'll play it

Shock the monkey indeed

Ray the Monkey was nicknamed Ultra-violent

I'm more a Curious George Michael type actually

"Sunglasses? Why, it was Earth all along! Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."

Bigfoot sighting proven to be faked after scientists noticed something in the photo to give away the creature's true scale.

Elvis has left the enclosure ...

Ten thousand years after the last nuclear bomb exploded our descendants find the remains of Elton John.

Monkey see Monkey zoo

Tonight Matthew, I'm going to be.....

Out of Sight! Just heard the Monkies are back on the road...... Solid!

Nuts? What kinda nuts are deese supposed-a be?

And by the way they dressed him too, Spank was beginning to wonder if his parents had a bit of a cruel streak.

I'll Bolivian outside in the sun for a while ...

But if the current flowing through a metallic conductor is directly proportional to the potential difference across its ends then - no - wait - ooooh...cool glasses

banana, scratch, nuts, banana, nuts, scratch, nuts, pick fleas, banana, pick fleas, nuts, nuts, banana, pick fleas, nuts, nuts, scratch, cool shades that make me look like dame edna, nuts, banana, pick fleas, nuts, banana, nuts, pick fleas, nuts, nuts, banana,nuts, scratch.....

I am gibbon hear me roar

Incognito ergo sum

Up to your old monkey shines then?

And that, children, is what really happened to Barbie..

The uncool shades were bad enough, but at the beach Conchita quickly realised that Bolivian was out and Brazilian was in.

Simeon had always had a burning ambition to be on YouTube

Let's hope those pesky predators won't recognise me now - (birds of prey, cats and snakes)

Of all the infinity of monkeys on typewriters, only Simeon knew that "Through a glass, darkly" wasn't from Shakespeare

The Tamarin see'd

I know this is how Elton got his start, but these *do* seem a bit large.

My paws don't stink, and I'm not an ape anyway, and certainly not dirty. More to the point why are these sunglasses speaking to me ?

BUT MUUUUMMMM I WANTED THE BLUE ONES!!!!!

How dare you suggest that I look at the world through rose tinted glasses...

with apologies in advance to Wlliam Blake!

...To see a world in a grain of sand,
And a heaven in a wild flower,
Hold these nice pink shades in the palm of your hand,
And chill (with your girl) in a bower...

An early stage in the evolution of the zimmer frame.

Za Za. My Za Za.

Wearing these, Harry hoped to be mistaken for an eye-level gorilla