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Royal Feet

Is it too late to get a 26.2 on the coat of arms?

Where there's a Wills there's a way

Running ma'am

The other bet that Richard Branson lost

Why do so many Marathon runners have to dress up in some stupid costume?

Her Majesty insists that William and Kate clearly display their status

And Paula Radcliffe was there to demonstrate the Royal We

To ER is human, to run divine

But Harry insists on calling it the London Snickers

Runaway bride

Kate and William practise in case the limousines fail to turn up on the day

World's largest smart mob crashes wedding reception.

Ring my belle

Well if Princess Eugenie can do it...

Where there's a Will there's a Kay-te.

Pump and circumstance

William was shattered after yet another stag night, and so got his stunt double to stand in for him

Will and Kate were now regretting the open invitation to their Facebook friends.

Hang on! Isn't that Harry and Chelsy?

OK, William, who put "Dress - Casual" on the wedding invitations?

Er ,shouldn't one be Numbers 1 and 2?

Who are we raising money for? Well, Mum wants a donation to keep the exterior lights on all night at home.

I Do. Run. Run

Why the masks? Well, Kate wanted to wear the trousers, and I rather fancied the dress.

If you think this is tacky just wait until you see the sponsor's logos on the real outfits.

The long and shorts of it

Of course she's a Virgin, and so am I

Actually, we ARE Prince William and Kate Middleton, but we wanted to avoid the paparazzi

Richard Branson announces the new Head of Virgin Helicopters

Next stop, Gretna Green!

They're not the first newlyweds to do a runner

I just hope it's not going to be this crowded on Anglesey, William

And since tossing her bouquet is off, she'll be throwing her trainers after the race.

The organisers of the Marathon had to explain that all the donations had gone to pay for the 26-mile red carpet

Poor Kate was so disappointed - she'd wanted to come as a squirrel

Sorry, Darling - doing a Paula Radcliffe is just not on

Don't worry, Kate - I'm sure we'll be able to find a dry-cleaner's before next Friday

I've just had a text, Kate - the Archbishop says Westminster Abbey is always shut on Bank Holidays

And we're running to Billy Idol's tune to boot

Of course we're not the real William and Kate - we switched masks

(Out)dis(tance) me Kate

Groom with a view

A shiver runs through it

Kate, you mean your Mum forgot to send an invitation to my Mum?

And as they entered The Mall, they were sure they could hear Liz Yelling

"Race you to Granny's ..."

Harry and Chelsy were having a laugh!

I told you we should have turned left at the the bottom of the steps to the Abbey, Kate

Remind me again - which Disney character are we meant to be?

This is awful! No wonder they changed the name of that chocolate bar.

So the Marathon was first run in ancient Greece? I suppose your grandfather had a hand in organising that, then.

Harrison Ford and Rutger Hauer promote London re-launch of Briderunner

So your family's the House of Windsor then? Er, I suppose that's like the House of Fraser then?

"Remember the Grand National ... and DON'T FALL!"

But we're Royalty, William - couldn't I at least have a skateboard?

We were going to dress as Charles and Camilla, but the jockey fell ill

Next time we take the limo, de feet is not an option!

I could have sworn I told the limousine company it was the 29th.

You could have told your friends it was formal, Kate

Imagine it's like the Royal Mile, Kate - but 26 of them

Mask-a-parade.

The honeymoon's at the Palace - and I've told Gran, it's lights out at 12.30

Who are we raising money for? Well, Gran wants a donation to keep the exterior lights on all night.

Correction #23

If your Gran insists on wearing THAT hat, we'll have to put her behind a pillar

But, Kate - I thought YOUR family were sending out the invitations ...

Well at least it's not as embarassing as the "It's -a-knockout" that Uncle Edward arranged!!

Don't reign on my parade

Bridesped revisited

Looks like the happy couple have done a runner, your Majesty

Kate, you mean your Mum forgot to send an invitation to my Grandmother?

Correction to number 45

You've been misinformed. She was not fasting to fit in her dress, she was fast to fit in her dress.

It was pretty much like any other wedding really 鈥� after the service it was a race to the bar..

Eloping unnoticed was easier than expected

'til breath-less do us part

April the twenty-ninth? But that's my bingo night, William.

bride on the left, groom on the right, peasants at the back

The wedding was working out so expensive - they did a runner!

鈥淣ice disguise Osama鈥�
鈥淣ot bad yourself, Elvis..鈥�

Somebody had to do it..

Don't pose with Paula Radcliffe, Kate - they'll only caption it "The Princess and the Pea"

Suddenly, William woke up in a hot sweat - he was having THAT dream again

Flee at last, flee at last...

Chaos breaks out at the Royal Wedding when word gets round Elton John is waiting at the abbey with a new song he's written for the occasion.

And it was just then that the flowergirl shouted 'Run florst run'

And it was just then that the flowergirl shouted 'Run florist run'

(correction)

I know it's only twenty-six miles, William, but at least your Grandmother had a coach to ride in

Keeping up with the House of Windsor was going to be a challenge

New C of E rules enforce that all virgins be numbered and labelled before any church wedding can take place.

Worst...honeymoon...ever...

News of the World reporters expose yet another fake marriage scam

Lets play mothers and fathers!

When marathon became sniggers.

William and Kate almost get knocked over in the rush as Prince Philip announces the bar's open

Kate's wedding night is ruined after William tells her he's left his chopper in Anglesey

Kate was faster than Wills because she was in a train.

Wills' running shoes? Nike Heir.

It's the 3 minute Royal mile

No wills and Kate this is not like the USA you don't have to run for king and Queen

A quick run through the London streets, a visit to a registry office, then a cup of tea and a sarnie at that snack bar outside the Abbey - how much simpler that would all have been

Someone mentioned there was a job going at the Palace