大象传媒

We need the hard hats for the crusts, mate

Bosom butties

If you're Jewish, just mime

Elevenses by the numbers

It's a BLT - Builders Love Tony

Who's sarnie now?

It's not often you can descrbe British builders as streaky

It's not often you can describe British builders as streaky

correction #7

Give a man a buttie and he eats for a day, but teach him to build a bakery...

Britain unveils its Olympic Synchronised Sarnie Team

The only one without a high viz vest was, unfortunately, already too high viz in his own right.

Antony Worrall Thompson does his best to undermine Jamie Oliver's healthy-eating campaign

Loaves and to heck with the fishes...

Doughing the line

That's a bit rasher him, isn't it?

Rises of any sort are welcome

After the photo opportunity, the lads went back to their usual cucumber sandwiches, neatly cut into quarters

Err, excuse me, but I've got a ginger hair in mine.

Anthony gives them food for thought on ways to make a crust.

Is this a (land)jaeger which I see before me?

In God we crust

We wanted rolls - we're building a subway

High oft the hog

Wow, these bacon sarnies are the best thing since sliced, er ...

AWT meets JCB, result E coli.

We're the baconstruction team

Rather than being two short of a bacon sarnie; they are two short of meeting the requirements for this week's "10 Things"

The buzzcocks line up for who was in The Village People

Meal Piggy, Meal

Just what we kneaded

And, to go with your builder's bum, I suggest rump steak

50 years no wonder it's gone stale.

The third little piggy wasn't so smug after all.

Bread and circumspect

The bacon sarnies were very welcome but the Polish lads were all stumped as to who the chef was.

Well actually, Antony, we builders usually have Ryvitas for lunch

These builders are all from Eton, and are well-bread

Poor Ethel had to endure an Identity Parade after he was attacked by a man with a sandwich

As the ale v lager debate raged on, the great bread making debate was on the rise.

By the numbers -
1. Make bacon sarnie.
2. Put sarnie in left hand.
3. Bend left hand at elbow.
4. Put sarnie into mouth.
5. Bite.
6. Chew until finished.
7. Repeat 4 to 6 until sarnie finished.
8. Make statement - 8 men ate sarnies and don't 'ate it.

Tea AWT?

There's only one sandwich each - we're rasher-ning them

As far as salutes go, this one takes the cake.

It was all part of Germaine Greer鈥檚 cunning plan: 鈥淩ight, see if you can wolf whistle now!鈥�

Danish workers get preferential treatment

With all this free food being handed out the local Greggs nearly went bankrupt.

And we're all called Bob

TUC in

They must be making large batches if they have to use a JCB and a heavy lifting crew coupled with a large scale

Body building

Well I came to work on an egg

Mouth. And fill.

Sarnie guys have all the tuck

And now a toast...

Health & Safety's robust response to the dangers of sandwich eating.

They were issued with hard hats because rock buns were next on the menu

And then the Union demanded that Nigella Lawson did the pudding and Beyonce did the sing-along. A spokesman said 鈥淲ell, do you want the Olympic site finished in time or not?鈥�

Greggs after Health and Safety

Antony Worrall Thompson was pleased to announce the opening of his latest restaurant venture, The AWT Burger Van soon to be found in a layby near you.

they were kitted out in safety hats and vests because of an earlier incident with drop scones.

The lads are working hard, getting London ready for the Olympiccalilli

Barratt Hams

The lads worked on site three days a week and in college the other two, well it was a sandwich course.

The lads are all very conscious of healthy eating as they put the finishing touches to the new Olympic Chipfat 'R' Us Fastfood Restaurant

Antony Worrall Thompson shows how to become a ham actor.

They never do any work, these loafers

Antony was going to make chicken sandwiches, but all he could find were cranes

And next week, the British Open Sandwich

Balfour Eatty

It turned out not to be mushrooms, fried onion rings nor the chips that they had hoped for.

Hey, we're Bovis - shouldn't these be beef?

Bovis ... and Hovis

chomplean about this cement

Bacon sandwiches courtesy of Antony Worrall Thompson's kitchen.

Hard hats courtesy of Nigella Lawson's old bras.

Hi-viz? I thought you said Hovis!

you have to say the following in a newcastle accent ' Bacon bread made easy'

Concern grows over infected meat as diners spawn multi-headed carnivorous offspring.

The real meaning of elbow grease

The British bacon buttie team are looking on good form for 2012. The only worry to the team is Robert (pictured far right) who is still having difficulties locating the point of entry.

Giving them food stops builders arguing. Proof that celebrity chefs take the ruction out of construction.

To save money the 大象传媒 autumn schedule includes a cookery and home improvement programme inwhich Anthony Worrall Thompson does the cooking inbetween a bunch local tradesman showing you how to make improvements to your home.

"It's an amusing little rasher and I think you'll be amused by its presumption."

Apologies to James Thurber.

Anthony was a good chef, but unfortunately he didn't understand the difference between unsalted butter and mortar.

Investigation underway about whether bread has been hacked

AWT takes on a new roll in the construction industry

I don't think we'll ever get the hang of playing the hamonica?

OK, who didn't clean out the cement mixer before I made the bread?

As the music started up, spectators were hoping that Anthony would leave an awful lot more than his hat on...

But the last little piggie (Ham O'rourke) was much cleverer and so built his houses of brick. So when the Scandinavian property developer (Worrel-BIG Badwolf) came to view he was so delighted that he exclaimed 'I will create an exclusive working mans Pop-up restaurant, only serving bacon sandwiches'... and so it was ...and they all lived happily ever after.

Fred 5th in line moved out of shot so his slimming world colleagues didnt see him break his sysns for the day.

"No, honestly Anthony, as bacon sarnies go they're fine, it's just that me and some of the lads think you've been a tad heavy handed with the balsamic in the vine tomato pur茅e reduction. And young Daz here prefers pea crush and a couple of slice of black pudding on sour dough."

The Ready Steady Cook team ran out of ideas for what to put in the 拢5 meal allowance

And now a change to our Schudules: The 'Hairy Bikers' will be replaced by 'Hungry Builders'

Can we fix it? ... Yes bacon

Correction
And Now a change to Our Schedules: The 'Hairy Bikers' will be replaced by the 'Hungry Builders'

No matter what you say Lads the Bacon doesn't make sliced white bread taste any different to cardboard, and that has more fibre in it.

From one tired old ham to another.

The Chorleywood Bread Process? Perhaps this is why sandwiches can never be thought of as romantic.

Afterwards, Antony Worrall Thompson did a little song-and-dance act - in fact, a sort of sandwich turn

Chorley Wood? Hey, that's me Dad!