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Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?

"I'm off to the solstace at Stonehenge."

"They aren't the druids you're looking for..."

Boots don't do anything higher than Factor 50 - nothing gets through this.

A long time ago, in a cloister far far away...

"Evolution has treated you well, Chewbacca"

"Aren鈥檛 you a little short for a stormtrooper?"

No, it's alright mister, I really don't need to see your light sabre just now.

Yes, I did buy my trainers in Asda - why d'you ask?

Did the stormtroopers wear trainers in the films??

Yes kid, once you become a teenager then the acne starts.

"Where would you like to go and what would you like to eat?"

"I'd like a Galaxy. Far far away."

"Why did we go to the Oriental Boxing match last night?"

"You said you wanted to see a Thai Fighter...."

And when you join you get a copy of Darth Vader's book, 'Scouting for Droids'.

I'm a Stormtrooper and you are a little poopa scooper

Can you help me tie my shoelace?

It comes to something when the Millennium falcon is replaced by a glorified shopping trolley.

Homeless man finds new outfit left outside charity shop

Unnoticed, Darth Vader had climbed out, cartwheeled the full length of the walkway, sneaked back into his chair and was preparing to sulk about the tentbag obscuring his view.

"You'll have to stop drinking so much bedtime milk, son. It's ruining your sleeping bag!"

What do you mean the battle is over i've been hiding at Ayers rock for years

The stormtrooper couldn't believe that Darth Vader had actually been Benjamin Button all along.

No, I am your father.

What do you mean, it's just a story? Nooooooooooooooo!

After the devastation of the clone wars, the Empire had no option but to extend their recruitment policy.

" Listen kid when I said you could ask me anything I was expecting you to come up with something a bit more Star Warsy than 'How do you pee?'"

Darth鈥檚 ringtone?

I lost my heart to a starship stormtrooper

Shane hit upon the perfect way to avoid snide comments about eyeliner and lipgloss.

Excuse me. Which way is it to platform nine and three quarters?

What!!! You didn't pack the R2D2 costume!!!!!

What do you mean ... "you want to go as Harry Potter" !!!

Yes son I'm doing a charity walk it's for Lucas aid

Now the Empire's been destroyed it's been tough getting a job

And if you sign up today, then not only will you receive broadband, phone and TV services but you'll also fix your gas and electricity tariffs until next year. It's all part of Lucasfilms all embracing attempt at world domination.

Oh, you think that this belt is a little over the top?

Have you seen an X-wing around here? I could have sworn I left it in the red carpark level 2.

"Did you spill some jam on your shirt?"

The Stormtrooper had aged well but my oh my what happened to R2D2

And so you must eat all your veggies if you don't want to look like this

No that's not an Imperial fighter it's the Sydney Opera House

Well I'm doing this walk, Jar Jar Binks is giving rides on Brighton beach, Jabba the Hutt has a new fitness video out, R2-D2 and C-3PO married and now run a guest house on the West Coast, Yoda's got his own chat show 'The Yoda Show it is', Han Solo's selling second hand Volvo's and Chewbacca is the new face of Gillette.

You mean to say you've travelled billions of miles and you need directions to the Harbour bridge

I don't give a four X wing fighter about George Lucas

It's ok he's not wearing Budgie smugglers

Sorry son I couldn't get Chewbacca through customs, It seems I've used my quota of tobacco products

E Wok up this morning and someone had nicked my jackboots

The trainers are the only things Lucas Films didn't have the IPR on

Have you ever tried getting Tatooine sand out of your boots, these are a lot easier

"They're making a new sequel. I'm Luke BSkyBWalker."

There's a door down there at the end. Make sure you duck.

I've done parts in Family Guy and Robot Chicken, now I'm heading for Ramsey Street

"Won't Jeremy Clarkson let you drive his cars any more?"

No this isn't the official outfit. I made it myself from some bits left over from my conservatory.

I've been drafted in to clean the toilets at the Leeds festival

Do you have M. Sarkovy's permission to wear that T-shirt?

Ah yes. Now, young man. I'm looking for some rebel scum. Do you happen to have seen any around here?

The Tattooine Olympians had a long flight ahead of them to make it by 2012

Could I have the chicken arrabiata?

Star Wars III and a half: Luke's Early Years

Yes, I'm looking for my friends. They look a bit like me and there's about 4 million of them.

Well, I've already done the Kessel Run so this seemed like the next big challenge.

Er, you haven't seen a Death Star round here lately? I seem to have misplaced it.

"You have no chance with Leah dressed like that!"

I see you're a fan of the boss. He's not around is he? Only I'm not supposed to be on leave until next week.

TK113 hated his job as a school tour liaison officer. Ever since the shirts upstairs had dreamed up "The People's Death Star" and the "Big Empire" initiatives.

Dad, there's no need to be embarrassed about the pushchair... I'm too big for it anyway.

I've come to see the Queen, it seems there is a storm over trooping the colour due to the Olympic sand.

Australia - the land where even the Werthers Originals adverts are tough...

What do you mean, could be? 3 weeks without a wash, it definitely is contaminated.

So I blew up Alderran, no need to get into a Hoth about it

Wait..! You have an android phone? Is it the one that I've been looking for?

Yes, but come on, how often do you actually see their feet in the films?

Of course your mother's bum looked big...but the Jabba costume was her idea!

Your Mum contacted the Dark Star about your lack of attention to your homework.

"You misunderstand: I said I wanted a clown for my birthday party , not a clone."

"Excuse me, Mister,...is that Hagrid's shopping trolley?

No, I didn't get the upgrade to imperial business class. Thank you for asking.

It's a walk about. I may be some time.

You have failed me for the last time, Billy.

you dont need a front wheel on it mister, or have it attached to a bike, just use some FORCE...

Oh alright, I AM your father.

May the farce be with you.

Sith Lord switches to Skype

Beware the ewoks on the ninth floor.

Ed Milliband's nose op turned out to be more extensive than expected, but poll ratings shot up

Wait til I tell Dad what you've done with his yoghurt pot collection

Look, I'm NOT your father!

well.well.well. Anaken Skywalkers great grandson.

Velcro, you say?

What do you mean, the 11.40 to Dantooine has already left? (sigh) Good thing I brought my Douglas Adams; I'll have to hitchhike.

It's dress-down Friday - that's why I'm wearing trainers.

I see you take the negative view of me from your t-shirt.

The plus side of my new life as a vagrant is finding a shop had thrown out these perfectly good trainers when I was rooting through their bins.

Luke, I am not your father.

4000 km? What's that in Imperial?

Of course I'm going commando

Why do you have a picture of my boss on your T-shirt ?

What did you do in the Imperial War daddy ?

Hey kid, you wouldn't have some white enamel gloss paint by any chance?

鈥淚鈥檓 Luke Skywalker, I鈥檓 here to rescue you.鈥�

Put the gun away Grandma, he was asking where PERTH is.