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Godzilla?!

That's not scary, you should see my mum in the morning!

The Grand Slams winners were in for a surprise on their Asian tour...

Okay, you won the Grand Slam, but don't you think you should've taken the costume off by now?

True, with the Budget adding an extra 37p a pack, I really really have to quit smoking..

Gotta light?

Wish I were in Wales...

Tell me again why we need a human sacrifice?

No wonder noone has found the Loch Ness Monster, Nessie is on holiday

"You're in the rồng costume"

You think that's scary? You should see my Auntie Blodwen in her daffodil costume!

Look, I know I'm late for the New Year's, but it took me ages to get the buttons done up...

Number 6 dons dragon costume to hide from Rover and hopes that the tallest baby in the world doesn't give him away in the latest remake of "The Prisoner"

So you’re not Merlin either? Damn SatNav..

After forgetting to switch to the Gregorian Calendar, Nessie arrives a little bit too late for the Olympics.

I told you Nessie was real...

The 'Bring your child to work day' was not proving a success for the dragon slayers.

A breath mint?! What cheek!

Of course I'm not a sea dragon. Do you see a swimming costume?

Dragon : I eat little children for breakfast
Child : Well I'm seeing the gruffalo, who's gone to the loo
And his favourite food is dragon ragout.....

Mum, Are you sure that was milk in my bottle?

Chinese takeaway!

Yes, I'm draggin' too...

That's not scary! I've met Hilary Devey!

The Navy Seals go incognito in their hunt for Kim Jong-un

Get your own balloon!

Typical. You spend too much time on the hors d'oeuvres tray and it spoils the main course...

Sorry, the wolf couldn’t make it..

My thats a big Prawn Cracker you have there can I take a closer look little girl?

Looks like I picked the wrong day to be lactose intolerant...

In looking for a treatment for his dry scaly skin, Peter erroneously assumed E45 was the post code...

What dreadful special effects! Ray Harryhausen will be turning in his grave ... and he's not even dead yet.

The dragon was hungry, and it certainly looked like a little pink Twiglet

I'd put that away if I were you, Fried Dragon Tongue is a speciality in this town.

"Must be a mythical creature - a child that isn't yowling in Starbucks."

...for the final time, I don't have any string, sealing wax or fancy stuff; there is no Autumn mist; we are nowhere near the sea and my name is not Jackie Paper, OK ?

I'm having that dream again, thought the dragon

Nessie? But it doesn't look a bit like Ruth Jones.

You want to take a right, go straight for about 5000 miles, and the loch is just behind the Starbucks.

Chun, however, had been born in the Year of the Human

Next year, rugby will be Seven Nations. China win. Wales lose.

Are you looking at me, are *you* looking at me??

This parade is dragon on a bit, isn't it.

When Chan saw the dragon, he started screaming prehysterically

Sure, it is a nice booblehat, but how are you going to stop other people making bobble hats? You can't even hold yourself upright. For that reason, Im out!

Like Godzilla, Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

Hong began to wish he'd listened to his mother's threats about what would happen if he didn't eat his greens

"What a big tax bill you have, Grandma."

Chan was overjoyed to be reunited with his pet lizard after it had been seen running wild in Fukushima

You're not 3D or CGI - get lost!

Unfortunately, Hally Pottle, the Chinese Boy Wizard, had miscalculated his potion to conjure up Raquel Welch in a fur bikini

(both)

Mmmm ... lunch!

How to (Potty) Train Your Dragon

Maybe Viagra wasn't suitable for pet lizards, thought Chang

"Honah Lee? Now there's a coincidence"

Little Jacquie Paper was about to have a new adventure...

"Erriott? is that you? It's me, Pete!"

Puff!! What kind of name is that??

Honestly, Darling, I was assured the dragon had been CRB tested

It was the dragon's favourite - sushi

I've got this great idea on how to sell fancy dress costumes - are you in?

Puff was having terrible luck with finding 'the' Honah Lee he was looking for.

Like elephants, Dragons never forget, and it was Lu-Chi's father that had 'buried' the family pet Salamander 40 years ago; the sound of the flush is the last civilised memory Elliot had...

James Stewart's Harvey is remade in Japan

No-one believed Longwei when he said he had an imaginary pal - aeontologist

Tony Robinson's archaeology programme gets a makeover for children's TV in China as "Timmy's Team"

Ken Hom's Granddaughter was trying to decide if she had a bowl big enough for Dragon's Head Soup

Chang began to suspect the multi-coloured dragon was just a pigment of his imagination

Detention was tough in St. George's Kindergarten

Qiu was beginning to wonder what Daddy was putting in his milk bottle

Can you help me? I'd arranged to meet Saint George here, but I'm a bit late!

"No, she missed St George. She's sleeping right through the knight nowadays."

The girl with the dragon – Tai-yu.

Puff dropped in to his local Chinese Street market to see what was on offer

Wu was looking forward to the barbecue, and his favourite snack - dragon scratchings

The Almaty Dragon: "Kazakh-she-saw-us"

The Welsh arrive for the Eurovision song contest, strange I thought it was the Scots who wanted independence

Why did we call him Herby? Well, we got his name off some old map, "Herby Dragons"

Puff was frolicking in the Almaty mist

Chinese Theatre presents an allegorical tale in which the British Chancellor tries to steal the People's Child Benefit

You devil! You've eaten Mr. Punch, Judy, and all the sausages!

Little Rosy was beginning to suspect her parents were doctoring her bottle!

While they were out shopping they decided to get some smokers toothpaste.

The ´óÏó´«Ã½ unleashes its punishment on a young Chinese boy who tried to submit two captions in under five minutes

The Chinese dragon was fascinated by the way the little boy could blow bubble-gum bubbles out of his left ear

Unfortunately, during the last 600 seconds, the photo seems to have changed.
I was sure there were two small children on people's shoulders before, and the dragon looked slightly slimmer and slightly more hungry in the original image....

Am I a man or a Muppet?

What'choo lookin' at, big nose?

Has the filming for Borat 2 started yet then?

Chan-juan and Dragons

I’m only an apprentice dragon – I haven't been fired yet.

Suspecting a budget backlash, the Chancellor adopts a cunning disguise for his walkabout.

A bemused Eurovision fan in Baku greets Englebert Humperdinck

Mummy, mummy. I want to go home. I didn't expect it to drag-on this long!

"And you said that Saint Patrick banished the snakes from Ireland. Is this the reincarnation come back as a dragon? Well, it is big and Green!

As usual, there were some strange substances being sold at Glastonbury ...

Part of a new publicity campaign aimed at the Chinese, "Let Pampers control those Dragon odours!"

Paddington Bear (bottom right) beat a hasty retreat!

In fact, Chang became the first person to be eaten at an H. P. Lovecraft convention

In case of dragon attacks, in China all children must be fitted with air bags