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I'll squash you like a bug...

Marrow minded thinking

World's Saute-est Man

It's how my garden grows.

Ok Ramsey, *&^*%*$ stuff this!!!

Philip Treacy launches his new men’s line.

Another win for the head gardener

Courgette me NOT!

It's the clean and gherk

Weight, weight don't tell me it's not organic.

No no, the hat’s fine for Royal Ascot, it’s your shirt that’s the problem..

I'll give you some cream to put on that.

The new hats at Chiquitos were not appreciated by staff...

"Gulliver!! It's for you!"

Voted favourite cover for Tractor Supply Catalogue

"Mix up at the hospital - I wanted a hair transplant"

Former Olympic athletes - where are they now?

Lady Gaga places first bid...

See Mum, it’s not just spinach..

Bringing in the big guns for pick your own

"So I tell this guy I need a massive zucchini cut. Turns out he's a stylist."

John was looking forward to challenging Princess Beatrice at Harry's wedding.

Is that a Marrow on our head or are you just pleased to see me!

This is John before his surgery........

Take that, Carrot Top

His impression of a hammerhead shark wasn't totally convincing

You've grown a few feet since I last saw you...

A single broad bean was like a king's banquet to Mr Small.

Anything Charles Atlas can do ...!

"And our next contestant ladies and gentlemen is John, with his parody of Little Red Corvette, so let's see where he goes with this..."

Tell Jack the bean stalk police are here

"If you think this is big, you should see the size of my brussel sprouts"

Superglue clearly works with both flora and fauna

"Are you tired of getting compost kicked in your face?"

The great pumpkin was about to get some competition.

We're gonna need a bigger gravy boat.

Doctors were aghast at the response to their appeal for marrow donors...

Silver bells and cockleshells, my eye.

Ee by yum...

He now had the undivided attention of the Jolly Green Giant.

Genetically modified food. It's big in these parts.

Well, Michael, five-a-day is USUALLY a good rule, but...

"Oh, you mean I need to support a greener PLANET...?"

Clive held grudges for a long time . . .Now that his mum was in a nursing home, he was going to insist she ate her greens.

I know you can stuff it too, but I said 'you had better buy cèpes'.

No, no, Peter. I said ARROWroot for the hair...

Prince Charles had been rehearsing his speeches in the kitchen garden again.

Dave's marrow. Kate's pear.
It had been a good publicity week for fruit and veg.

You may come into the Royal Enclosure, madam, if you wouldn't mind just covering your shoulders.

Oh. My. Gourd.

50 Shades Greener - He Thrills Her To The Marrow.

You think that's big? You should see my melons...

The "bring your own lunch" event at the Lib Dem Conference got off to a promising start.

"FUNNIEST PICTURE OF THE YEAR"

Pumpkin Iron

When he woke up in the morning, Dr Bruce Banner wondered what happened to his toe.

Put this in your Vegematic...

It was a comforter, but it was cumber-some to carry about

The culprit,captured on camera,in the now-infamous 'Marrowgate in Harrogate' episode.

I had a mole on the top of my head and then one day...

Tuber-er bar-Bells

Cue-cumbersome

Vegetable deportment

"And which Category are you entering Sir, Animal, Mineral or Vegetable?"

Cu-cumbersome
(correction)

Squash thrust

Berlin Vegetable Battle: The Victor.

Slimer from Ghostbusters now enjoys retiremement in Yorkshire with his new owner.

Tired of being timid? In just six weeks my unique programme can turn you from timid to tumid!

cucumber sArnie

Lots of beef, hold the gherkin.

Gourd god!

"Life saving marrow transplants are now available on the interweb!"

The Body Snatcher Catcher didn't always get it right...

The Borrower's Olympics weight-lifting champion is announced.

"Before the last election Nick Glegg assured my teenage lad that he would rather have a marrow shoved up his you-know-where than see an increase in tuition fees.

We have been growing this especially......"

Look what the cad dragged in!

Yorkshire Film Festival shows T'marrow Never Dies

Caution! Heavy Plant Crossing!

The Muscles from Brussels Sprouts

Veg on steroids

Is that what inspired Sir John Major to talk about "green shoots of recovery?"

Now that Norman had finally retired, he could proudly embark on his scale model of the Cutty Sark made entirely from vegetable marrows...

"Ere's yer gherkin lass. I'll be back in a minute with yer fish and chips".

'Tis a fine marrow, but sure 'tis no flower, English.'

As Maureen did the washing up, she was startled by Bernard's sudden appearance outside the window and his latest attempt at vegetable sign language...

Morgan Spurlock began to regret asking for his gherkin to be supersized.

The borrowers bean heist went horribly wrong when colour blind ken didn't notice the mold.

Straight after the flower show, Dave planned on Going to San Francisco

Alpha Meal

Germinator 15:The Rise of the Marrows.

It's the Geordie Forget-Me-Not

Health and Safety rules spoil the latest production of William Tell.

Cour(gette)! Look at those arms!

See, I told you the pod people were here.

The advertising agency completely misunderstood the NHS's brief to encourage people to think about donating their marrow.

Fair deal for the Gerkins. Where's Joanna Lumley?

In 2012, London Fashion Week for the first time introduced Men's Collections.

It's the latest entry in the Guinness Book of World Records: no, not gardener who's grown the largest marrow, it's the smallest gardener to sucessfully grow a gherkin.

James Martin tried hard to conceal his disappointment on "Ready Steady Cook!" as Wayne triumphantly emptied his carrier bag...