It's the Top 5 Freeeeeakiest Kids' Movies Ever!
1. Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory (1971)/Charlie & The Chocolate Factory (2005) When Johnny Depp (right) commits to a character he doesn't do it by halves. His weird Willy was bob-haired and tooth-obsessed, all smiles and ADD. Back in the 70s, Gene Wilder played him much more downbeat, sad and plain scary. Neither should really be hanging out with small children. Beautifully disturbing.
2. Labyrinth (1986) Evil goblin Muppets mingle with a fright-wigged rockstar (David Bowie) and a teenage girl (Jennifer Connolly) who's lost her baby brother. In a maze. This U certificate nightmare is an 80s Alice In Wonderland and a forerunner to the grown-up horror classic, Pan's Labyrinth.
3. Coraline (2009) The darkest, weirdest, most out-there mainstream animation ever. Henry Selick, director of Nightmare Before Christmas, is no stranger to Gothic chills. But when little Coraline discovers an alternate world of button-eyed freaks, he excels himself.
4. Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (1968) Half of it is cute. Then Professor Potts decides to tell his kids a story... about The Child Catcher. Enter a long-nosed weirdo who lures littl'uns with his lollipops. Just writing that sentence freaks me out.
5. Speed Racer (2008) A Manga-influenced, Technicolor trip of a movie. Emile Hirsch drives some fast cars but I'll be honest, that's all I understood. Matrix directors The Wachowski Brothers push the CGI into eye-popping over-drive whilst respected thesps such as Susan Sarandon and John Goodman look on helplessly.
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At 8th Jul 2009, warewullf wrote:Agree with Willy Wonka. Freaked me out as a kid and I still can't watch it to this day!
Labyrinth is bizarre and mildyly unsettling but in a wonderful way.
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At 8th Jul 2009, dicenslice wrote:I would disagree about Speed Racer, I just thought it was generally bad. I would have included Basil, The Great Mouse Detective - always scared the shit out of me when I was young.
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At 8th Jul 2009, gemjam1234 wrote:little monsters! freeeky film! :S
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At 8th Jul 2009, Jimborabbit wrote:I think "little monsters" 1989 is the freakiest kids movie. Monsters that live under the bed... not good for childrens viewing. I still have nightmares about it now! I blame my parents for allowing me to watch it!
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At 8th Jul 2009, mrchumleewarner wrote:For me there has to be Edward Scissor hands in the list and the witches, those feels freaked me out when i was little and i had to hide behind the sofa.
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At 8th Jul 2009, Saint-Lucifer wrote:Edward Scissor hands was definately a bit freaky... i mean scissors for hands. Thats far out. As for the witches... that film left me traumatised as a child, i still hold a slight fear of old women.
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At 13th Jul 2009, jimbo-ish wrote:Dougal and The Blue Cat is THE freakiest children's movie ever! "Blue is beautiful, blue is best; I am blue, I am beautiful, I am BEST"
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