This week's Top 5: 'They're cartoons! We can't think they're hot! Can we?'
1. Puss In Boots - Shrek 2&3. You gotta love that Antonio Banderas. The (surprisingly small) Latin love got plays up to his image big time in the Shrek pics and steals the show. One of the great animated characters and a perfect combo of voice and image. And the ladies just love him...
2. Jessica Rabbit - Who Framed Roger Rabbit? An oldie but still the blueprint for fit cartoon hotties. After she strutted her stuff in the late 80s, Hollywood animation was never the same again...
3. Pocahontas - Disney did itself proud with hand-painted babes in the 90s. First there was The Little Mermaid and her shell bra, then posh-totty Belle in Beauty & The Beast. My fave? The exotic Pocahontas, swishing around in her bear skin mini-dress singing about 'The Colours Of The Wind' and looking like Megan Fox with a hunting spear.
4. Simba - The Lion King. Okay, so he's a giant cat. But the whole point of this feline take on Hamlet is that Simba is a strong, regal leader. And those Disney sketchers drew him as such, with a jawline as angular as a set square. His crush Nala was pretty fit too. For a lioness, anyway...
5. Eve - Wall-E. I can totally understand what Wall-E saw in Eve. Sleek white lines, high specifications and an attitude to scare the living daylights out of you. She's like Katie Perry designed by Steve Jobs. I love her.
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At 1st Jul 2009, Rixamus wrote:Not bad top 5... Here's mine:
1. Jessica Rabbit
2. Grendel's Mother in Beowulf (played by Angelina Jolie - her character is just an animated, overly-sexualised version of Angie who spends the whole film in the nude! And watch the end shots very carefully and you might be able to spot a bit of nip. Not that ive watched it in slo-mo or anything...)
3. Belle from Beauty and the Beast
4. Snow White from Shrek the Third (great cleavage!)
5. The Princess from Aladdin.
Awesome topic! (if a bit wrong - i blame the animators, they know exactly what they are doing!)
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At 1st Jul 2009, _RightAsRain_ wrote:And my Top 5?
1. Has to be Prince Eric - The Little Mermaid. The best Disney prince by far.
2. Simba - The Lion King. I agree with you on this one. Such a sexy lion.
3. The Beast - Beauty and the Beast. It was always a bit of a disappointment when he turned back into a human.
4. John Smith - Pocahontas. Those flowing locks...
5. Thomas O'Mally - The Aristocats. His cheeky grin and irresistable charm get me every time.
This is such a disturbing topic, I'm glad I'm not the only one...
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At 8th Jul 2009, Saint-Lucifer wrote:The mum out of the incredibles. She's definately a milf
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At 12th Jul 2009, RainbowJellyfluff wrote:Aladdin all the way!
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